This is your Friendly Neighborhood Koki-chan here! I decided, after taking part in LoSTNoBoDY's contest, I wanted to write this. I loved the idea of pairing characters that could never be paired. I wrote a Yuffie/ Lexaeus fanfic for the contest and I was bitten by the bug. I wrote a Demyx/ Yuffie for LoSTNoBoDY before, too. This will be a series of drabbles (is that the right term?) about different crack!pairings. I will take requests and I will write any couple that pops into my head. I also will take any suggestions for a better title! XD Enjoy! This one here is told from Kairi's P.O.V.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

"That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers." Seifer smiled cockily at the group of boys in front of him, his Struggle bat resting on his shoulder, "That'll teach you to steal from the fruit stands." he called after them as they scurried away.

"Losers." Fuu spat, glaring at the retreating hoodlums.

"I can't believe they would steal from old man Purther, y'know?" Rai shook his head.

"Well ... now they won't do it again, right, Seifer?" Vivi asked, fiddling with his fingers.

"That's right." Seifer grinned, "Another day, another crime foiled by the Twilight Town Disciplinary Committee."

I could have sworn he sneaked a glance at me, giving me a quick wink. I made a face. Seifer was the last person I wanted attention from. I turned my attention back to the charm bracelet I was considering buying, happy to forget the commotion Seifer and his gang had caused in the middle of the shopping center. The charms glinted in the sunlight. One was shaped like an ornate heart, a star shaped charm on either side of it.

"Are you ready, Kairi?" a petite brunette asked, leaning over me.

"Yeah, I'm ready." I replied, placing the bracelet back on the table, "Where do you want to go next, Olette?" I asked my shopping buddy as we continued our outing. I stole a glance at Seifer, who was currently scolding a child about littering. I could not help but giggle, the child was beginning to fall asleep.

Olette stopped at the next kiosk, allowing me time to watch Seifer deal with the child.

Once Seifer was done talking, the child reached up and pulled Seifer's black beanie off of his head. He pulled it over his own, the beanie far too big and falling over his eyes.

I expected Seifer to become annoyed and snatch the hat back before stalking off. Instead, he forced a smile and gave a strained laugh. He scratched his blond hair before asking for his hat back.

The little boy handed Seifer the hat, a bright smile on his face.

"Thanks." Seifer mumbled, jamming the hat on his head before walking off to find his posse.

"And hell freezes over, Seifer was nice." I mused before turning to see that Olette was finished with her purchases. I walked with her to our next stop, but not before catching Seifer toss a glance at me. The thought of his attention was a little more tolerable now. But not by much.

(.::. LoVe KNoWS No BouNDaRieS .::.)

The very next day, I returned to the shopping center. I decided to shop by myself today, I wanted to give Olette and Hayner a little alone time. I browsed at the few stands Olette and I had missed the day before. I bought an ice cream, I believe the man called it 'Sea-Salt'. It was different, but a good different. I licked the ice cream absent-mindedly as I admired the key chains on a neighboring kiosk. The were very detailed, all of them were shaped like antique keys and were very pretty. I picked one up with my free hand. It was not too heavy, but I could tell that it was sturdy.

One in particular caught my eye. It was painted a pure white with hints of blue towards the top. Two angelic wings served as a handle, a small star-shaped fruit engraved at the very bottom. I clutched it in my hand, loving the cool sensation. I bought it, right on the spot. It was called 'Oathkeeper'. It was a nice name. I tucked it into my pocket, reminding myself to get some keys to attach it to.

I had some extra money after my purchase, so I decided to spoil myself a little more by returning to the kiosk I visited with Olette the day before. I had just enough for that charm bracelet I wanted, promising myself that I would not eat out today to make up for my splurge.

I searched for the bracelet all over the table, but to no avail. I tried not to pout, the bracelet had already been purchased. I sighed, disappointed, "Oh well." I tossed the stick from my ice cream in the garbage bin, deciding I would go and get another ice cream.

"Kairi!"

I stiffened, I was not in the mood for Seifer right now. It was probably something stupid, too. Like I missed the trash bin when I tossed the wooden stick. I turned around, "What is it, Seifer?"

Seifer grinned at me, holding something metal in his hands, "Lose something?"

My eyes lit up, he was holding my new key chain, "Thank you." I said, walking towards him, my hand outstretched.

"What was that? Did the great Kairi Aizawa just thank me?" he asked, feigning astonishment.

I rolled my eyes, "Can I just have my key back?"

Seifer softly placed it in my hand, his fingertips tickling my palm. He turned on his heel and began to walk away.

I looked at 'Oathkeeper' and something else accompanied it in my palm. I gasped, it was the charm bracelet I wanted. I smiled, "Seifer?"

He stopped, looking over his shoulder at me, "Yeah?"

I slipped the bracelet onto my wrist, admiring the charms as they glinted in the sunlight, "Do you want to go to lunch?" I asked, "My treat."

I like to call this pairing 'Kaifer'. XD I love Seifer! He's tough to write, though. Let me know what you think. I'll take requests, suggestions, whatever! The crazier the better. But it has to be at least slightly crack! Heehee, I can't wait to hear your thoughts! R&R