Revealing Zell!
A story by the truly insane Notorious Naurwen!
Disclaimer: ( Squaresoft 1999 (I don't own ANY of this stuff! ~sniff~)
Chapter 1: The Beginning of one surely strange fanfic!
Naurwen: Shhh! ~Elmer Fudd voice~ Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits! ~Stops voice~ Well, not REALLY, I'm trying to sneak up on Zell so I can kidnap him, so you ask him your most secret, burning, questions! Isn't that swell?
Zell: ~walking by the bush Naurwen's hiding in, singing~ Won't you be mine, won't you be mine, won't you be my neighbor?
~Naurwen pounces on Zell and pulls him inside her house~
Naurwen's Mom: Emily, what are you doing?
Naurwen: Mom! This is a FANFIC! It's NAURWEN here, k?
Naurwen's Mom: Who's that? ~Points to Zell~
Naurwen: Zell Dincht from Final Fantasy 8.
Naurwen's Mom: That weird video game you always play?
Naurwen: Yes. I'm kidnapping him so that people can review this story and ask him questions against his will.
Naurwen's Mom: Well, ok, but be back in time for dinner.
Naurwen: DUH! See ya!
~Naurwen drags Zell up to her room. Zell is so confused, that he doesn't put a fight, and Naurwen locks the door.~
Zell: What in Hyne's name are you doing!?
Naurwen: ~Sighs~ I'm kidnapping you so that thousands of people around the world can ask you their most burning questions which you must answer since this is against your will and I'm abducting you.
Zell: And what if I don't want to?
Naurwen: You won't have any hotdog for the rest of your life. ~Evil grin~
Zell: NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT!!! JUST DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE THAT!!! AHHH!!!
Naurwen: You REALLY sure? Some of these questions can get PRETTY darn personal. You really want to reveal it ALL?
Zell: . . . You'll feed me hotdogs, right???
Naurwen: Of course!
Zell: OK! ASK AWAY!
A story by the truly insane Notorious Naurwen!
Disclaimer: ( Squaresoft 1999 (I don't own ANY of this stuff! ~sniff~)
Chapter 1: The Beginning of one surely strange fanfic!
Naurwen: Shhh! ~Elmer Fudd voice~ Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits! ~Stops voice~ Well, not REALLY, I'm trying to sneak up on Zell so I can kidnap him, so you ask him your most secret, burning, questions! Isn't that swell?
Zell: ~walking by the bush Naurwen's hiding in, singing~ Won't you be mine, won't you be mine, won't you be my neighbor?
~Naurwen pounces on Zell and pulls him inside her house~
Naurwen's Mom: Emily, what are you doing?
Naurwen: Mom! This is a FANFIC! It's NAURWEN here, k?
Naurwen's Mom: Who's that? ~Points to Zell~
Naurwen: Zell Dincht from Final Fantasy 8.
Naurwen's Mom: That weird video game you always play?
Naurwen: Yes. I'm kidnapping him so that people can review this story and ask him questions against his will.
Naurwen's Mom: Well, ok, but be back in time for dinner.
Naurwen: DUH! See ya!
~Naurwen drags Zell up to her room. Zell is so confused, that he doesn't put a fight, and Naurwen locks the door.~
Zell: What in Hyne's name are you doing!?
Naurwen: ~Sighs~ I'm kidnapping you so that thousands of people around the world can ask you their most burning questions which you must answer since this is against your will and I'm abducting you.
Zell: And what if I don't want to?
Naurwen: You won't have any hotdog for the rest of your life. ~Evil grin~
Zell: NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT!!! JUST DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE THAT!!! AHHH!!!
Naurwen: You REALLY sure? Some of these questions can get PRETTY darn personal. You really want to reveal it ALL?
Zell: . . . You'll feed me hotdogs, right???
Naurwen: Of course!
Zell: OK! ASK AWAY!