Disclaimer: I'm not the owner of Gensomaden Saiyuki, or any character
attributed to it. Heck, I don't own anything of importance! Anyway, you
could thank Mineruka Kazuya for bringing Saiyuki into the world.
(Intro, please, "Still Time". Dareka ga sutete shimata.)
In West Grade School, there was a ruthless principal named Gyokumen Koushu. She has in her employ the school's safety patrol, with Kougaiji as the leader, and Dokugakuji, Yaone and Kougaiji's younger sister, Ririn as the members.
And what is their mission? To duke it out with four heroes of the campus. And who are the four heroes of the campus? They are Genjo Sanzo, an average, anti-social, brooding student, Cho Hakkai, the genius, kind student who's anger you do not want to draw out, Sha Gojyo, a little below the average student with innumerable crushes, and Son Goku, the drains-his- wallet-dry and, uh, "in jeopardy" student.
And what is THEIR mission? To seek out the west corridor, where the dreaded Gyokumen's office resides, find out why she's bullying and extorting money from students, and report it to the police, or, if possible, stop her themselves.
And who will look out for their hides? Unbeknownst to Sanzo, his aunt, Kanzeon Bosatsu, with her trusty butler, Jiroushin, is observing him, or helping him when the need is great. Now, on with the show!
"Man, all this walking down corridors is making me hungry! Sanzo, please buy me some fish balls!" Goku's voice echoed and trailed off. They were now in Building 2 3rd floor Section 10 Hallway 5 (now you know how incredibly hard it is to sort out where Gyokumen's office is.). A vein pulsated in Sanzo's temple as he grunted his usual answer. "You annoying stupid kid! Go ask from Gojyo!"
Inside the Principal's office, Gyokumen summoned her safety patrol and said, "Well? How much money have you extorted from the students?" Kougaiji grunted, dumping the contents of a sack onto her desk. She surveyed and counted the money and said, "That is not enough. Kou, how many times am I going to explain? If you want me to pay for your momma's rent so you won't be evicted, then you have to earn me some money so I can bail my darling husband, Gyumao, from jail. You understand dear Kou? Or do I have to do everything?" Kou sighed and bent his head low. He would rather look at the floor than this hag's grinning face. "Yes, Ms. Koushu."
Kou set out from the office along with his patrol members. They approached Building 2 and saw some students there. "Alright, people, we know what to do. Extortion time!" They approached the students; ready to bully them or whatever, when the four guys spotted them. "You!" Kou exclaimed, recognizing the four. "Yes, it's us, safety patroller," Genjo Sanzo said. Goku, spotting trouble, clapped his hands together and said, "Alright! A fight with the safety patrol! This's gonna be fun!" Gojyo sighed in relief. "Good thing, too, or he'll be pestering me for money all day."
(Intro, please, "Still Time". Dareka ga sutete shimata.)
In West Grade School, there was a ruthless principal named Gyokumen Koushu. She has in her employ the school's safety patrol, with Kougaiji as the leader, and Dokugakuji, Yaone and Kougaiji's younger sister, Ririn as the members.
And what is their mission? To duke it out with four heroes of the campus. And who are the four heroes of the campus? They are Genjo Sanzo, an average, anti-social, brooding student, Cho Hakkai, the genius, kind student who's anger you do not want to draw out, Sha Gojyo, a little below the average student with innumerable crushes, and Son Goku, the drains-his- wallet-dry and, uh, "in jeopardy" student.
And what is THEIR mission? To seek out the west corridor, where the dreaded Gyokumen's office resides, find out why she's bullying and extorting money from students, and report it to the police, or, if possible, stop her themselves.
And who will look out for their hides? Unbeknownst to Sanzo, his aunt, Kanzeon Bosatsu, with her trusty butler, Jiroushin, is observing him, or helping him when the need is great. Now, on with the show!
"Man, all this walking down corridors is making me hungry! Sanzo, please buy me some fish balls!" Goku's voice echoed and trailed off. They were now in Building 2 3rd floor Section 10 Hallway 5 (now you know how incredibly hard it is to sort out where Gyokumen's office is.). A vein pulsated in Sanzo's temple as he grunted his usual answer. "You annoying stupid kid! Go ask from Gojyo!"
Inside the Principal's office, Gyokumen summoned her safety patrol and said, "Well? How much money have you extorted from the students?" Kougaiji grunted, dumping the contents of a sack onto her desk. She surveyed and counted the money and said, "That is not enough. Kou, how many times am I going to explain? If you want me to pay for your momma's rent so you won't be evicted, then you have to earn me some money so I can bail my darling husband, Gyumao, from jail. You understand dear Kou? Or do I have to do everything?" Kou sighed and bent his head low. He would rather look at the floor than this hag's grinning face. "Yes, Ms. Koushu."
Kou set out from the office along with his patrol members. They approached Building 2 and saw some students there. "Alright, people, we know what to do. Extortion time!" They approached the students; ready to bully them or whatever, when the four guys spotted them. "You!" Kou exclaimed, recognizing the four. "Yes, it's us, safety patroller," Genjo Sanzo said. Goku, spotting trouble, clapped his hands together and said, "Alright! A fight with the safety patrol! This's gonna be fun!" Gojyo sighed in relief. "Good thing, too, or he'll be pestering me for money all day."
