Parenthood Fallacy

by Honest Expressions

He always liked kids... Or put up with them... Or not. Well, up unto the day when they asked the quintessential question, 'Where do babies come from' Oh, God, help us all. Drabbles.

1. Chapter One Avoidance

Summary: He always liked kids... Or put up with them... Or not. Well, up unto the day when they asked thequintessential question, 'Where do babies come from?' Oh, God, help us all. Drabbles.

Author's Note:Lack of sleep causes stories like such.

Disclaimer: Characters and other recognizable things in this story belong to their respective copyright owners. No copyright infringement is intended, I make no money from this fan work. The only thing I can lay claim to is the original character(s) and plot—or lack therefore.

Parenthood Fallacy

By

Honest Expressions

Chapter One

Avoidance

Sakura glanced up at her instructor with bright, innocent eyes; her childlike cuteness could only spell one thing: complete disaster. "Iruka-sensei, where do babies come from?"

Naruto gazed up at him, too. "Yeah! What Sakura-chan said, believe it!"

Iruka knew this day would come, he fearedthis day. But, perhaps, he could talk around it. He wasn't worried about Naruto, that would be easy, but tricking Sakura... "Uh, Sakura-chan, shouldn't that be something you ask your parents?"

"But you are my teacher!" She protested. "You know better than they do!"

Oh, dear God! That settles it, he is in hell... There is no other explanation. "Uh, well... Hm... You see... Uh—Oh! There is Kakashi-sensei! Why don't you ask him? See you in class!" He disappeared before the Copy Ninja was any wiser.'Thank God for small miracles!'

"Kakashi-sensei!"

Kakashi blinked, glancing down at the pink haired child that blocked his path. She was watching him with expectancy; it was then that he knew he was in trouble, and that Iruka would pay. Oh, yes, he would pay. "Uh, hello? Can I help you?"

"Iruka-sensei said you would tell us where babies come from!" Naruto cried. "Believe it!"

Kakashi scratched his nose and sought someone to "help" him, but unlike Iruka, there was not a soul around for him to sucker into this. 'Darn. All well.'"Here, Kid, read this."

Naruto and Sakura peered curiously at the orange book with "Makeout Paradise" as the title. With eager grins, they opened the book. "Ohh!" Naruto turned red, and Sakura fainted, both foaming at the mouth.

Kakashi picked up his book with a smile. "My work here is done."