WE'RE GOING TO IBIZA!
Squall, Seifer, Rinoa, Zell, Quistis, Selphie and Irvine where on there way to Ibiza for a holiday booked by Irvine.
Seifer was sitting next to Squall
Seifer: the minute I get off this damn plane women are gonna
Be all over me
Squall: whatever
Seifer: it's coz I'm so God damn hot, Squally boy!
Seated behind them where Selphie and Irvine
Selphie: I thought Ibiza was only a few hours away?
It's been 5 hours so far
Irvine: maybe he's taking the long route or something?
Quistis butts in
Quistis: oh do be serious; there is no long route something
Must of gone wrong
Rinoa over hears this and begins to panic
Rinoa: oh my God we're gonna crash and the plane
Will blow up and there will be nothing left
Of us apart from pieces of us laying all
Over the plane wreck
Rinoa starts to run around the plane
Rinoa: I don't wanna die I'm too young! Please help me!
Zell: nice one Quisty you've started her off
Rinoa try's opening the plane door but a airhostess stops her and escorts her back to her seat
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They arrived at the airport 9 hours later
Zell: that was a really long 2 hours
Quistis: I made it exactly 9 hour's a 5 minutes and 35 seconds
Irvine: yeah, yeah who cares let's just get the hell outta here
Selphie looks for a sign pointing the way out
Selphie: aren't they meant to speak Spanish here?
Quistis: yes that's right
Selphie: so what's that it ain't Spanish!!?
They all study the sign
Squall: God knows
Seifer: who cares, let's just go we're find our own way out
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They stop a Taxi and Quistis asks in Spanish to take them to their hotel
Man: eh?
Quistis repeats it
Man: eh?
Seifer: drive goddamn it drive!
Zell: he can't even speak he's own language dumb driver!
After a few minutes the driver begins to drive.
He stops an hour later and the 7 teenagers step out of the car
Rinoa: Irvine you betta pay the man
Irvine hand the man some Spanish notes, he starts shouting
Rinoa: I think we're in trouble he won't expect the money
The taxi driver drove off leaving them
Selphie: I never knew Ibiza had a desert?
Quistis: nor did I
Squall: look at those massive pyramids
They all looked at each other
All: shit!
Zell: ya know what this means don't ya?
Quistis: we're in Eygpt!
Squall turned around to see the taxi had left
Squall: what do we do now?
They all looked a Irvine evilly
Quistis: why are we in Egypt!?
Rinoa: yeah Irvine you better have a good excuse
Irvine: erm….well..er I must of booked the wrong tickets
They all started kicking and punching Irvine for the next 5 minutes
Irvine; ohhh I'm sorry please get off me!
They walked a few minutes and they entered a market place
Irvine: we gotta get back to the airport
Selphie: that's the best thing you've said all day
Squall: we can't walk in this heat we're all die
Zell: I gotta cool idea
Rinoa: what!? What is it Zell?
Zell: well we could trade one of the girls in for a herd of camels
Rinoa, Quistis, Selphie: what!?
Zell: ok, ok it was just an idea! Chill!
Seifer: your all useless, our go talk to one of the locals
Seifer walks over to a man
Seifer: do you speak English?
Man: little, ya
Seifer: we need to go to the airport!
Man: airport?
Seifer: yes can you help us?
Man: in return girl
Pointing to Quistis
Quistis: no way!
Zell: what did I tell ya!
The man goes over to Quistis and flings her over his shoulders
Quistis: get your savage hands off me!
Seifer: do what the lady tell's ya!
Seifer then punches the man to the ground he landed on top of Quistis
Quistis: a little help here please people!?
Ten tall man dressed in black with swords came over to them
Man 1: please follow us
Selphie: why?
Man 2: our leader wishes to speak to you
Seifer: no way!
Man 1: please follow us or remain here and die
Rinoa: in that case I'm following
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They entered a large palace and stood in front of a short fat man
Squall: where are we?
Man: welcome to my palace
Rinoa: are you a king?
Man: no I won the lottery flu out here and pretend I'm a king actually
Quistis: how sad
Seifer: we gotta get to the airport!
Man: there's no rush stay here a few day enjoy yourself!
Selphie: yeahhhhh can we? It sounds fun!
Squall: whatever
Man: then it's settled; oh and by the way I'm Salamander
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Seifer was exploring the palace he entered a dark room
Seifer: what do we have in here?
He opened a box and a carpet flew out
Seifer: wow a magic carpet, hmmmm this could come in very handy!
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It was night and Quistis was walking around on her own private balcony when a voice called out to her it was seifer
Quistis: your flying?!
Seifer: look a magic carpet wanna ride?
Quistis: is it safe?
Seifer: of course take my hand you can trust me
Quistis took Seifer's hand and sat next to him Seifer put his arm around her to keep her warm and they flew off into the distance.
They flew all over Egypt
Seifer: I can show you the world shiny shimmering splendid tell
Me Quistis now when did you last let your heart decide.
I can open your eyes take you wonder by wonder over
Side-ways and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new
World a new fantastic point of view no one to tell us
No or where to go or say we're only dreaming.
Quistis: a whole new world a dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here it's crystal clear I'm in
A whole new world with you.
Unbelievable sites sawing tumbling
Through and endless diamond sky a whole new world
Seifer: don't you dare close your eyes hold your breath it gets better.
Quistis: I'm like a shooting star I've come so far I can't go back to where I used to
Be every turn a surprise every moment gets better.
Both: our chase them anywhere there's time to spare let me share this whole new
World with you. A whole new world a thrilling chase a wondrous place for
For you and me………….
THE END