"So... Azimio, I brought you here to tell you something." David said as he impatiently rubbed the back of his neck. Azimio looked around the room. "Yeah, I want to talk to about umm... This."
"This?" Azimio slowly nodded "Yeah, dude, your room. What the hell?" He said gesturing to the dark room with puce cinnamon candles on shelves, and tables. "Oh, what I need to tell you is ... important. I thought it might sorta fit the occasion." David adverted eye contact with him for a few seconds before looking him sternly in the eyes.
"Azimio," He said, getting more nervous by the second. "I'm, um..." He let out a fake laugh and broke eye contact again. "Geez, spit it out, bro!" "Azimio I'm gay." Dave said, eyes still adverted from his probably, now former best friend.
After a few dreadful seconds Dave looked up, expecting to see one laughing Azimio, or one very angry Azimio. He didn't see either. He saw a giant grin on Azimio's face. "You gots a type?" Dave, still utterly confused, spluttered out "Uhmm, no. I don't think. I, mean, guys but like what type of guys? Uh, I dunno." "So you're not sure? Okay then. That's great. Wanna try me?"
David instantly looked up. "What?" Azimio sighed in annoyance "I said, wanna try me? I mean hell to the nah I ain't gay but maybe you could try to see, like, what types of guys ya like. Like i dunno maybe you have a crush on me you don't know about until we make out."
No one spoke for a few seconds. "Are you, are you like.. kidding? or something?" "Dude, i wouldn't joke like that cause we be bros. Foreva. Even if you like cock, cause that's fine with me," Azimio said, "but seriously, i ain't gay I like tits, and a whole lotta ass." He winked at David, winked at David.
"I've got a whole lotta both." Dave said as he embraced Azimio's lips in a passionate kiss. After a few breathless, wonderful, seconds, Azimio broke away, and pushed David.
Onto his bed.
"Fuck, you're a good kisser. And, by the way, I still ain't gay." He said unzipping his Letterman jacket and then took off his shirt, throwing them to the ground as a pounced onto the bed alongside David. "But maybe for you." He said as he then once again smashed his face onto Dave's and had the sexiest make out of his life.
yay.