A/N: I was listening to the Timewarp and was suddenly struck to combine the worlds of HP and Rocky Horror. Mind you, I can't remember what happens in the latter, so lets just say the idea of it inspired this perverse alternate universe.

I do not own Harry and friends, or the magnificant creation that is the Rocky Horror Picture Show - the only things that's mine is the plot.

Rating: M (for later)

Warning: blood, swearing

Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, LLNLPP, SSNTRL, BZ and everyone!

1. Prologue

The red-haired Weasley placed his hand on his newlyweds clasped hands. She looked into his brown eyes and smiled, some of her brown curls falling across her face. How did I get this lucky? Ron Weasley thought to himself, before turning his eyes back to the road. However, when staring into Hermione's brown eyes he did not notice the car drift to the other side of the road. A car was hurtling towards the couple's small Laser hatch. As Ron swerved to miss the oncoming truck, he ran off the side of the road, driving into a ditch.

Ron's eyes fluttered open as he noticed the scent of dirt surrounding him. He looked around and noticed Hermione clutching her head, moaning softly. "Shit!" he yelled, pushing his way toward his wife of two hours and clasping her face with both hands. There was desparation in his voice as he whispered "are you okay, Hermy?" Hermione opened her eyes and smiled at Ron. "I'm fine, just a bit of a cut on the head.
"Look, I'll go round the other side and pull you out okay?" A smirk crossed Hermione's dirty features as she rebutted. "I'm not an invalid, Ronald." The tips of Ron's ears wen pink as he kissed his wife on the forehead and backed away.

Both eventually forced their way out of the car, and when Hermione magically healed her wound she asked her husband, "I don't suppose you know where we are." Ron, who had gotten out of the car a little before his wife and so had taken a walk to assess just that, shook his head. "I don't know, but across the road there they have's a property, may be they have a felly-tone, or whatever those muggle contraptions are called." Hermione smiled to herself as she clasped her husbands hand, and they crossed the road. As they stepped on to the shadowy driveway, they did not notice their car disappear behind them or the wards activate themselves, blocking any escape.

A/N: Yes I know, it's incredibly short. But I'm posting the next chapter straight away, so you don't have to wait long!