An Ode To Murray...Fear the demonic talking skull that shall stride through
the gates of hell!
"Stride?" Asks guybrush threepdork
"Roll, okay? ROLL THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL" Says the almighty Murray "NOW GET ON WITH IT!
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Murray Your bones are very white,
I still remember the time I blew you up.
Your ship your crew With a WHOLE lot-o-glue,
I didn't care about you then and I don't care about you now,
I care about the Duck, Right the duck of Lucre Island,
I love that duckie more then someone who
Works at planet threepwood,
My Duckie I found outside a bait shop.
You are more entertaining then a white skull.
That messes everything up. You shine very white ducky
That makes me wish I had a Calusarimucky.(don't ask)
So to heck with your evil Murray and all that stuff,
I don't want to see your evil muff.
From voodoo to curses to the voodoo lady,
Can you get the heck out of the way I'm missing
The curse of FFX Island.
So little ducky all pearly and white,
Will you guide my boat tonight?
Upon the stars so bright. Murray's skull will be our light.
So little ducky don't be scared. You're in good hands,
Until I get killed by LeChuck then you will be in his hands.
But till then I take a vow, To marry a duck and never bow,
Even though this is not a good poem,
To hell with you and lets go bowlin.
THE END (Finally)
No ducks were hurt in the making of this fanfic poem.
Murray's on the other hand..well Y'know,
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Author's note: Well this wasn't really great.actually it pretty much sucked actually everything I make sucks THERE I SAID IT. HAPPY!?...yeah I thought so but I was just letting off a little steam.OKAY this is about a duck even though it says "ODE TO MURRAY" that's because there's already a ode to a duck that's why its not the title. So sue me, and don't tell me anything about my grammar its bad enough to know that your thinking whatever your thinking about what I post on these fanfics.No I'm not in a nutshell.if I was I would be going. "HELP I'M IN A NUTSHELL! HOW DID I GET IN THIS BLOODY NUTSHELL HELP HELP! FBI GBI PMS! HELP!" Anyways Good luck trying to figure me out. I'll most likely be making random stuff. So..Yeah...And that's my thoughts on this poem. Tee hee.
"Stride?" Asks guybrush threepdork
"Roll, okay? ROLL THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL" Says the almighty Murray "NOW GET ON WITH IT!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Murray Your bones are very white,
I still remember the time I blew you up.
Your ship your crew With a WHOLE lot-o-glue,
I didn't care about you then and I don't care about you now,
I care about the Duck, Right the duck of Lucre Island,
I love that duckie more then someone who
Works at planet threepwood,
My Duckie I found outside a bait shop.
You are more entertaining then a white skull.
That messes everything up. You shine very white ducky
That makes me wish I had a Calusarimucky.(don't ask)
So to heck with your evil Murray and all that stuff,
I don't want to see your evil muff.
From voodoo to curses to the voodoo lady,
Can you get the heck out of the way I'm missing
The curse of FFX Island.
So little ducky all pearly and white,
Will you guide my boat tonight?
Upon the stars so bright. Murray's skull will be our light.
So little ducky don't be scared. You're in good hands,
Until I get killed by LeChuck then you will be in his hands.
But till then I take a vow, To marry a duck and never bow,
Even though this is not a good poem,
To hell with you and lets go bowlin.
THE END (Finally)
No ducks were hurt in the making of this fanfic poem.
Murray's on the other hand..well Y'know,
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Author's note: Well this wasn't really great.actually it pretty much sucked actually everything I make sucks THERE I SAID IT. HAPPY!?...yeah I thought so but I was just letting off a little steam.OKAY this is about a duck even though it says "ODE TO MURRAY" that's because there's already a ode to a duck that's why its not the title. So sue me, and don't tell me anything about my grammar its bad enough to know that your thinking whatever your thinking about what I post on these fanfics.No I'm not in a nutshell.if I was I would be going. "HELP I'M IN A NUTSHELL! HOW DID I GET IN THIS BLOODY NUTSHELL HELP HELP! FBI GBI PMS! HELP!" Anyways Good luck trying to figure me out. I'll most likely be making random stuff. So..Yeah...And that's my thoughts on this poem. Tee hee.