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J.L.: So I decided that I liked how my Cold but hot series was set up, but said that the Jill/Chris story was finished. My solution? How about a story on Rebecca? I mean, she's like the Carmen Sandiego of Resident Evil. Just disappears after the first game's storyline. I ended up featuring her in the last chapter of Old Beats but that was a small cameo. So then. Let's try this spin. Remember, This series is set up to where this takes place before RE4. Also, you do not have to read the other stories to understand this.
They were at it again. I pressed the pillow harder on my head, trying to muffle the sounds but alas, it did not prevail. Christ, Claire throws a shitfit about Jill and Chris and I'm the one who gets the room next to theirs. I gave up and sat up, the mild thumping against the wall keeping me from my sleep. Yawning, I got off my bed and walked over to the kitchen area of my little compound apartment. Starting up the coffee pot, my phone started ringing.
"Hello?" I answered, silently cursing whomever it was calling at this time, at the same time thanking them for the distraction from the room next door.
"You'll never believe what I've found Senorita." It was Carlos.
"Try me." I said and he was silent, then chuckled.
"Well, you know those dog tags you said you'd lost a couple of days ago? The ones that Claire found hanging off the towel rack in your apartment? Well...okay, you've got to promise you won't go all bat shit on me, but I looked up the name off Umbrella's data disk that Chris and Jill brought back. Found something on that Coen fella." Carlos sped off into my ear over the phone. I dropped the coffee mug I had just grabbed on the ground. Billy?!
"All you should find is just a deceased status." I spoke, a line rehearsed inside my head several times to attempt brainwashing myself into thinking so.
"Ah, but not according to Umbrella. You know how they are with keeping tabs on us survivors." He said. Have they found him?
"Well, what's the skinny, don't keep me in suspense." I demanded slightly.
"Well, Senor Joen is living it up in Mexico. Umbrella's got his info as, Billy Coen, alias Juan Joen is currently living on the outskirts of Mexico city. To be kept under survelliance until this subject contacts other survivors. Immediate disposal will be taken is such event takes place. Minimum threat. Blah blah blah...then it goes on about his record, which, I gotta say you're bat shit loco for even teaming up with this guy." Carlos answered.
"He's innocent of the crimes. So then, what does this information matter? Yay, he's sitting around on his ass sipping pina colladas while we're busting our butts off taking down Umbrella. It's great to know he's still alive but.." I started and stopped when I noticed the banging had stop and there was silence. Usually they take for an hour before they fall asleep.
"Well, I showed Claire this and you know how she is with reuni-" Carlos started but I had set the phone down and tip toed over to the connecting wall. Placing my ear against it, I listened carefully to the silence. A gasp of breath took place and my hand went for the nearest gun, in fear. What if Jill really is still working for Wesker and is trying to kill Chris?!
"Oh my god...Chris!" I heard Jill exclaim through the wall, slightly muffled. I eased the glock 19 back down to my side, no longer fearing that something bad was happening. In fact, I smiled. I knew I saw him trying to walk down the hall earlier with a dirty look on his face. Thought it was funny when a receipt fell out of his pocket and I handed it back to him with a huge blush on his face. Shame I didn't look at the receipt, but it was probably some new sex toy he bought for her.
"I was going for a bigger one but the lady said this one was good too." Chris fumbled for a small apology. I heard a muffled punch, like that of a playful one.
"Boy, you really need to realize I'm not all in for bigger being better. I'm not that materialistic. Now come on, say those words." Jill tugged at Chris's ego. What does materialistic have to do with sex toys?
"Valentine, Let's get married alright?" Chris said and I smirked even more. Ah, I see. Engagement ring. Got'cha. I held back a chuckle as I walked back to the kitchen where the phone was and set the glock down, picking up the phone in the process.
"-er going to Mexico whether you like it or not, no and's ifs, and plenty of butts. You know how I like the rears of those hot hispanics." Carlos was still talking.
"I'm back, nice of you to notice I was gone, tell me, do you often have conversations with yourself?" I asked.
"You left? The hell chicka?! Coulda told me. Hágame la charla a me. Me siento como un idiota..." Carlos muttered.
"You do act like an idiot though. Anyways, what were you sayig about going to Mexico?" I asked.
"I didn't know you knew spanish." He said.
"Yes, took it in college for fun." I spoke in a matter-of-fact tone.
"So...all those times I was...oh man..." Carlos moaned out.
"Yeah, you might wanna stop talking about Jill's ass and tits, it gets kinda annoying and I might start telling Chris what you've been muttering. Might also want to tell Claire what you're saying too, you're starting to come off as an emo kid." I smiled out.
"Alright Alright. Anyways, make sure you've got your gear packed up. Claire wants to track this Coen guy down and bring him back. You really wouldn't tell Chris what I said would you? That guy would bust me up a good one." Carlos sped off in slight fear.
"No Carlos, I won't tell. Anyways, those two are finished with trying to tear my wall down,I'm going to bed. Goodnight puta." I said, smirking.
"You shouldn't kiss your mother with that mouth. G'night Becca." Carlos said and we hung up. So...we're going to Mexico to find Billy and bring him back here. He's still running from the law so to speak...Memories of the train and training facility flashed back as I got up and headed for my bed. I fell into it, my headboard smacking into the wall slightly.
"Wanna keep it quiet in there Becca, some people are trying to sleep." I heard Chris say from the other side of the wall. Oh the irony...
J.L.: So, there it is. How's that for a start. Anyways, here goes my further rant on Upcoming RE games and what not. As for the RE:E movie, I saw it when it came out, and, it wasn't like the other two movies really, more game like elements. I'm not spoiling anything, but I do have a strange fondess for crappy movies and can't really tell between good or bad ones, but I did like this, had a couple of humorous spots to it. As for the games, UC and RE, well, saw the trailers, and I'm excited that Jill and Chris are the characters for the final level of the UC game, they looked rather cool in snow jackets (It's been revealed that the final level is in Russia 2003.) and well, I've spouted off about RE:5 trailer already. Drop me a review, would you kindly?