Emmett's a Morning Person
**I do not own any of the Twilight characters or the idea. Everything is creatited by our beloved Stephenie Meyer.
Edward POV
Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Bella, and I all slowly open the car doors to the Volvo, arriving at Forks High School. Emmett was in a good mood today, Carlisle finally gave him back his phone after he prank called Charlie at work. He grabs Alice by the arm and into the school. Jasper looked at me walking in, and silently asked, "Should I be worried". His over protectiveness with Alice was a bit funny sometimes; Alice didn't need any help or protection. I smile a little, and shake my head. He smirks, and curious thoughts fill his brain. Finally, my attention returns to Bella; I grab her hand, and we all jog into the school because Mr. Greene was honking his horn at us.
As soon as my family and I walk into the school, the P.A. system came on. "I JUST DRANK A 7-UP!!", was all you could hear throughout our school. Many students groaned, not being morning people, as opposed to Emmett. Suddenly, all you could see from down the hall way was Emmett doing his "happy dance". This includes lots of butt smacking and head bobbing. Oh God, did I just see Ms. Cope walk by and check my brother out? Eww… . Emmett then snaps out of his happy dance, looking outside. A man wearing a baseball cap carrying about 30 balloons is outside. Soon, the fair will be coming, and he was probably a worker. So, Emmett decides to run out and take them, then proceed to skip down the hallway.
And then it started.
"WHO'S SKIPPIN DOWN THE HALLS OF FORKS HIGH SCHOOL, SMILIN AT EVERYBODY HE SEES?!" is how his favorite commercial/song goes, and now he's actually singing it. Here, in front of the whole school. Emmett prances even farther down the other hallway, and my family and I go to watch. He gives Mike Newton and Eric Yorkie a creepy smile before running them both over with his skipping. "Young man! I strongly recommend you to-", is all you here Mr. Greene say before Emmett starts up again, "WHO'S REACHIN OUT TO TICKLE A TEACHER!?"
Emmett.
Tickled.
Mr. Greene.
Poor Mr. Greene is horrified, and Emmett rams him up against a locker with his mad skipping and flailing arms. He stands in front of Mr. Varner's class and screams, "EVERYONE KNOW IT'S EMMETT!"
Emmett POV
The stupid office called Carlisle and Esme. So, here I am, sitting in the crappy office chairs, starring at things, while I know Ms. Cope is giving me dirty looks. Finally, after what seems like a century, my parents come in. Carlisle stands in front of me. He had what Jasper and I call "the look of sheer concentration" on his face. My dad looks up at me, and finally says, "No phone for a month". Esme drags me by the hair all the way to the car. Then, while Carlisle is in the office still apologizing for me, Esme whispers excitedly, "you saw that commercial too?"