Higurashi no Naku Koroni interviews
Chapter 1: Keiichi
Katana: This was written out of my DESPARATE NEED for there to be a Higurashi humor fanfic. If you have any questions you'd like to ask the characters, leave it in a review for the story, please.
Me: Hello and welcome to the first EVER Higurashi interview. Today's guest is Keiichi Maebara!
Keiichi: bows Hajimemashite
Me: Yeah, back at ya! SOOOOO, onto the first question!!!! When Rena and Mion are hunting you down, where in the HELL are your parents?
Keiichi: They were in Tokyo, I guess. They called me when they got there. But I mean WHAT THE FUCK! You leave and THEN tell your son! And I mean we JUST MOVED! Would YOU leave YOUR child in a strange city with a bunch of strange people and a psychotic demon-kami!
Me: Um…ok, Why didn't you tell them what was going on before they left?
Keiichi: They'd probably think I was crazy. I can hear it know, "Yeah mom, you know those two cute girls, Rena and Mion? They're actually insane killers who are out for my blood."
Me: But you are crazy…
Keiichi: Wha?
Me: You ARE crazy!
Keiichi: Am not!
Me: You closed Rena's hand in a door…
Keiichi: Yeah, but…
Me: repeatedly…
Keiichi: But I…
Me: Even when she apologized.
Keiichi: FINE I'M CRAZY! Can we move on now?
Me: Nope! Outta time for now! Please, if you have any questions, they WILL BE ANSWERED! Rena is next, so lotsa cleaver fun is guaranteed! Also, Keiichi will return if you have any questions for him. Sayoonara!