fanfic by volly
ouran high school host club (c) bisco hatori
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The twins looked up at their lord, who looked as if he was suffering some sort of coronary attack. His veins were popping and there was a tic twitching in one cheek as he stared in horror at the scene before him.
His beloved 'daughter' was sandwiched between the little devils in a most risqué position, with their arms looped around her pale neck, their long legs tangled with hers, their lips mere inches from her face. Haruhi sent Tamaki a bored glance before flicking her gaze back down to the book nestled in her lap, completely ignoring him and her two affectionate shadows.
Well, it may be an everyday event for her, but her 'father' was certainly not going to stand for this sort of behavior. He valiantly yanked the girl from the twins' clutches, seething with righteous fury, ignoring how Haruhi let out an indignant "Hey!" as her novel fell to the ground. The twins collapsed together on the couch, nearly knocking heads as their means of support vanished from between them.
"What was that all about, my lord?" one of the brothers complained.
"What was that all about? Don't give me that, you nefarious devils! If you dare lay another grubby finger on my little girl's flawless skin again--"
"But she's our toy," the other twin interjected.
"And she's so much fun to play with," the first brother added.
"I don't care! You two can find someone else to subject your evil games on!"
"Oh? Like who?" two identical Cheshire smirks stretched over the twins' faces. Two identical golden eyes narrowed in unison, casting appraising gazes over the Host Club. The pair leaned into each other in a comfortable embrace as they started ticking off names from an impromptu list.
"Honey?"
"Too hyper."
"Mori?"
"Too quiet."
"Kyoya?"
"Too scary."
"Or how about...you?"
The little devils were suddenly too close for comfort and Tamaki could only freeze when he was caught in their scrutinizing stare. Their grins widened, impossibly, and they hefted themselves simultaneously from the couch, approaching their king with the lazy lope of predators who'd caught sight of their prey. All of a sudden, he was surrounded by two pairs of embracing arms, two bodies pressing shamelessly up against his own, but he could only stiffen in mute shock.
One busied himself by coiling around to his back, sliding thin arms around Tamaki's waist and letting a hot tongue flow around the shell of his ear. The other flattened himself to Tamaki's torso, his amber eyes glimmering with mischief, his hands curling around the back of Tamaki's head, his thumbs running over the prince's scarlet cheeks. Tamaki made a startled noise in the back of his throat as he felt their thighs press against his, their hips pushing together with him in the middle, and he realized that he was trapped.
"So, my lord," the twin behind him breathed, punctuating the words by nipping playfully at his earlobe. "Do you want to play?"
"Can you tell us, then," the doppelgänger before him continued, letting his fingers slip over Tamaki's trembling lips. "Which one is which?"
But he didn't give the king a chance to respond before pulling him into a deep French kiss. Tamaki didn't even trust himself to think, and let his mind shut down completely as his mouth was thoroughly ravaged...
...then it was over, just as soon as it began, and Tamaki was left gaping at the two devils that stood nonchalantly in front of him with identical innocent smiles. They crossed their arms, perfectly in sync, as always.
"Well, my lord?" one asked expectantly, quirking an eyebrow.
The other just sneered and lay a hand upon his brother's shoulder. "Or, if you're too tongue-tied, you could give us an answer later. After all..."
The two exchanged a significant look. "...there's always next time." they finished together. Chuckling, they made their way to the exit, and it was only until after the door clicked shut that Tamaki could finally hitch his jaw off the ground and collect his thoughts on what to do about the situation.
He screamed.
author's notes - just a little drabblish thing i wrote for the lj community pornandkittens. ♥ homg ot3. :D