Celebrity Deathmatch: Gundam wing style!
By Gundamboy
Gundamboy: Welcome to Celebrity deathmatch. I'm your host Gundamboy, and with me tonight is Zechs "The lighting count" Marquise!
Zechs: hey everyone!
Gundamboy: Now our special guest announcer tonight is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Stone Cold: Hey!
Gundamboy: Our fights tonight are Relena Peacecraft vs. Brittany Spears.
Second is Heero Yuy vs. Leonardo Dicacprio.
Then it's Treize vs. anyone! Yes. ANYONE!
Zechs: uh, why IS Relena fighting anyways?
Gundamboy: You will find out soon. Go ahead stone cold.
Stone Cold: well about 5 days ago Relena and Heero were at a party and Brittany tried to put the moves on Heero, and of course Relena got pissed off. *Tape rolls*
Relena: I'll be back in a minute Heero.
Heero:"....."
Brittney: Hi Heero.
Heero: uh, hi.
Brittney: *whispers something into Heero's ear and his eyes widen*
Heero: uh, I don't know about it, I'll have to ask Relena.
Brittney: Lose the bitch Heero.
Relena: I heard that! I'm gonna kick your ass!
*Tape ends*
Stone cold: and there you have it. Two women who wanna tear each other apart.
Gundamboy: ooooh the possibilities.
Zechs: oh well. Here come our fighters now!
Duo: in this corner, weighing an whopping 99 pounds, Relena Peacecraft, and in this corner, weighing 100 pounds, Brittney spears!
Okay I want a good clean fight, now lets get it on! * does famous elbow drop done by mills lane *
*Quatre rings bell.*
Relena: I'm gonna kill you. * does famous Heero Yuy glare o death *
Brittney: eat fist! * slugs Relena in the stomach which continues for about five minuets *
Relena: must-try-to-go-on.
Brittney: Ha-ha! Heero's mine!
Heero: Come on Relena! Kick her ASS! Please Relena dearest.
Relena; Yes Heero. OMAE O KORSU, BITCH! * jumps up and open up a can o whoopass on Brittney, which goes on for about 20 minuets. *
Relena: hiyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa!* foot goes through Brittney's face and out the back of her head. *
Duo: the winner!
Gundamboy: ouch.
Zechs: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!
STONE COLD: Tylenol won't cure that headache.
Gundamboy: well lets go backstage and see how our fighters in our next fight feel. And for that we go to , Wu fei!
Wu fei: You announce like a WOMAN! Heero, do you think you will destroy Leonardo Dicaprio.
Heero: Mission Accepted.
Relena: Heero, could you help me out of this jumpsuit.
Heero: in a minute. Gotta go.
Wu fei: Leonardo is a WEAKLING, AND I DO NOT INTERVIEW WEAKLINGS! Back to you Gundamboy.
Gundamboy: okay.
Zechs: I TOLD YOU!
Gundamboy: bite me.
Stone Cold: We'll be right back.
Deathmatch commercial sequence plays.
FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN THE AUTHORS OF FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Gundamboy
Gundamboy: Welcome to Celebrity deathmatch. I'm your host Gundamboy, and with me tonight is Zechs "The lighting count" Marquise!
Zechs: hey everyone!
Gundamboy: Now our special guest announcer tonight is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Stone Cold: Hey!
Gundamboy: Our fights tonight are Relena Peacecraft vs. Brittany Spears.
Second is Heero Yuy vs. Leonardo Dicacprio.
Then it's Treize vs. anyone! Yes. ANYONE!
Zechs: uh, why IS Relena fighting anyways?
Gundamboy: You will find out soon. Go ahead stone cold.
Stone Cold: well about 5 days ago Relena and Heero were at a party and Brittany tried to put the moves on Heero, and of course Relena got pissed off. *Tape rolls*
Relena: I'll be back in a minute Heero.
Heero:"....."
Brittney: Hi Heero.
Heero: uh, hi.
Brittney: *whispers something into Heero's ear and his eyes widen*
Heero: uh, I don't know about it, I'll have to ask Relena.
Brittney: Lose the bitch Heero.
Relena: I heard that! I'm gonna kick your ass!
*Tape ends*
Stone cold: and there you have it. Two women who wanna tear each other apart.
Gundamboy: ooooh the possibilities.
Zechs: oh well. Here come our fighters now!
Duo: in this corner, weighing an whopping 99 pounds, Relena Peacecraft, and in this corner, weighing 100 pounds, Brittney spears!
Okay I want a good clean fight, now lets get it on! * does famous elbow drop done by mills lane *
*Quatre rings bell.*
Relena: I'm gonna kill you. * does famous Heero Yuy glare o death *
Brittney: eat fist! * slugs Relena in the stomach which continues for about five minuets *
Relena: must-try-to-go-on.
Brittney: Ha-ha! Heero's mine!
Heero: Come on Relena! Kick her ASS! Please Relena dearest.
Relena; Yes Heero. OMAE O KORSU, BITCH! * jumps up and open up a can o whoopass on Brittney, which goes on for about 20 minuets. *
Relena: hiyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa!* foot goes through Brittney's face and out the back of her head. *
Duo: the winner!
Gundamboy: ouch.
Zechs: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!
STONE COLD: Tylenol won't cure that headache.
Gundamboy: well lets go backstage and see how our fighters in our next fight feel. And for that we go to , Wu fei!
Wu fei: You announce like a WOMAN! Heero, do you think you will destroy Leonardo Dicaprio.
Heero: Mission Accepted.
Relena: Heero, could you help me out of this jumpsuit.
Heero: in a minute. Gotta go.
Wu fei: Leonardo is a WEAKLING, AND I DO NOT INTERVIEW WEAKLINGS! Back to you Gundamboy.
Gundamboy: okay.
Zechs: I TOLD YOU!
Gundamboy: bite me.
Stone Cold: We'll be right back.
Deathmatch commercial sequence plays.
FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN THE AUTHORS OF FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!