Hi… Don't kill me yet! –Hides behind Itachi. Peeks out- Umm… I will be going on Hiatus with the two stories I don't have done. I have been trying for months now to get something written, but, nothing. I apologize to those of you who were reading those stories! I will try to get a chapter out before the end of the year. –Hineds behind Itachi again. Itachi just stands there, confused. Peeks back out-

Um… You can thank Lord Lithos Maitreya for the inspiration. It was originally just one of my insane ramblings, but, it progressed. Umm… Don't kill me! –Runs away. Leaves behind a confused Itachi-

Suki Miko

Now, ONWARDS! Start no Jutsu!


On the first day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me...

One paralysis jutsu was used.

On the second day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, the use of Gai's turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the third day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, three chicken butt teens, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the fourth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, four ninja monkeys, three chicken butts, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the fifth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reporting to me gave five bottles of sake, four ninja mokeys, three chicken butts, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the sixth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, the sighting of six Mangekyou crows, five bottles of sake, four ninja monkeys, three chicken butts, two turle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the seventh day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, seven gates being opened (Stupid Bushy Brows!), six Mangekyou crows, five sake bottles, four ninja monkeys, three chicken butts, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the eighth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, eight kunoichi threatening Jiraiya, seven gates opening, six Mangekyou crows, five sake bottles, four ninja monkeys, three chicken butts, two turtle summons, and a paralysis jutsu.

On the ninth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, nine deadly battles, eight angry kunoichi, seven gates opening, six Mangekyou crows, five sake bottles, four ninja monkeys, 3 chicken butts, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the tenth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, ten Akatsuki members sighted, nine deadly batles, eight angry kunoichi, seven gates opening, six Mangekyou crows, five sake bottles, four ninja monkeys, three chicken butts, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the the eleventh day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, the Konoha 11 are up to no good (NARUTO!), ten Akatsuki members, nine deadly battles, eight angry kunoichi, seven gates opening, six Mangekyou crows, five sake bottles, four ninja monkeys, three chicken butts, two turtle summons, and one paralysis jutsu.

On the twelfth day of Ninja-mas, my nin reported to me, The Twelve Guardian Ninja are alive again, the Konoha 11 up to no good, ten Akatsuki members have been sighted, nine deadly battles, eight kunoichi are threatening Jiraiya (Haha!), seven gates are being opened ( Stupid Bushy Brows!), six Mangekyou crows have been sighted, five sake bottles were given, four ninja monkeys were summoned, three chicken butt teens have been see, the use of two of Gai's turtle summons, and one case of paralysis jutsu!

Happy Holidays! From the Ninjas near you!


Thanks for reading! R&R?

Suki Miko