Lord Voldermort
This is a song parody I did a few years ago and decided to put it up here. It's done to the tune of Macavity from the Broadway play Cats. I hope you enjoy.
This is sung by Harry and Ron with the help of their fellow Gryffindor students.
Harry:
Lord Voldermort's a scary guy; he's called the Lord of Sin
For he's the only wizard who can destroy the world
He's the bafflement of the Ministry; the Wizard World's despair
For when they reach the Dark Mark – Lord Voldermort's not there!
Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort, there's no one like Lord Voldermort
He's broken every wizard law; he breaks the law of gravity
He's powers of levitation would make a Muggle stare
And when they reach the Dark Mark – Lord Voldermort's not there!
You make seek him in the dungeons; you make look up in the air
But I tell you once and once again, Lord Voldermort's not there!
Ron:
Lord Voldermort's a freaky guy; he's very, very thin
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are blood-shot red
His brow is deeply lined in thought; his nose as disappeared
His cloak is musty from non-wear; his hair's no longer there
He sways his head from side to side because he is part snake
And when you think he's dead and gone he's always gaining strength!
Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort, there's no one like Lord Voldermort
He's a snake in wizard's shape; a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a bystreet; you may see him in the square
But when the Mark's discovered there – Lord Voldermort's not there!
Harry:
He's never been respectable
Ron:
(I heard he's cheated death)
Both:
And his footprints are not found in any files of the Ministry
Harry:
And when Gringotts has been looted
Ron:
And the safes have all been rifled
Harry:
Or when a wizard's missing
Ron:
Or another muggle's stifled
Harry:
Or the Great Hall's glass is broken
Ron:
And the damage pass repair
Both:
There's the wonder of the thing – Lord Voldermort's not there!
Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort, there's no one like Lord Voldermort
There never was a wizard of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and 1 or 2 to spare
Whatever time the deed took place – Lord Voldermort wasn't there!
And they that all the wizards whose wicked deeds are widely known
Ron:
I might mention Lucius Malfoy
Harry:
I might mention Peter "Wormtail"
Both:
Are nothing more then agents for the guy who all the time
Just controls the operations – "The Napoleon of Crime!"
All Gryffindor students:
Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort, there's no one like Lord Voldermort
He's a snake in wizard's shape; a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a bystreet; you may see him in the square
But when the Mark's discovered there –
Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort, Lord Voldermort!
But when the Mark's discovered there – Lord Voldermort's not there!