DR PHIL GOES MOVIE: PART FOUR PIRATES OF THE CARABIAN
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FEAUTURING:
Dr Phil: DP
Captain Jack Sparrow: CJ
Davy Jones: DJ
Anamaria: AM
Elizabeth: E
Will Turner: WT
Captain Barbossa: CB
Becket: B
Athos: A
Phortos: P
Aramis: AA
The Cardinals strange soldier: CSS
Harry Potter: HP
Draco Malfoy: DM
Voldemort: V
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DP: Hello and welcome to DR PHIL GOES MOVE: PART FOUR!! Today we have no others then the pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean with us!
Pirates: Hello!
DP: So why are you here today?
AM: HE STOLE MY SHIP!
CJ: Borrowed it, borrowed it without permission.
DP: But, still… If you stole it….
CJ: But I gave her another one!
WT: A better one!
CJ: A better one!
AM: It sank! points at CB He made it sink!
CB: What?!
CJ: AND you stole my rum.
CB: WHAT?!?!
AM: My ship is more valuable then rum.
CJ: NO it isn't!
suddenly a shout is heard from the backstage COUSIN!!!!!
CJ: HELLO!!!!!!!!!
everyone stares as PHORTOS runs into the studio followed by Aramis, Athos and D'artangan
Some in the audience PHORTOS THE PIRATE! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: Pirate?!
AA, A, D, E & WT: COUSIN!?!
DJ: I didn't know you had a cousin!
Phortos turns around
P: Oh Ugly!
DJ: ……
DP: What are the three…
D: FOUR!
DP: …Sorry four musketeers…
A: I think three sounds better
AA: I agree.
D: Would you just shut up!
DP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
P: We are looking for the cardinals secret snack chamber. And here it is!
AA: Look! My crucifix! I thought I lost it! picks up badly bent cross
CB: What happened with that one?
AA: Long story, I got shot once…
P: The cardinal recommends this wonderful Champagne from Calais…
CSS: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
P:.. Or maybe something red…
A: Why can't you just kill that one!?
D: Ey! A fall from a ten meters high wall would break the neck on most people…
CJ: Perhaps he has a Cortez coin?
CB: That is not funny.
P: I don't get it.
CJ: I'll tell you some day cousin, perhaps over some bottles of rum.
A: PHORTOS?! We kind of have to leave now!
P: SE ya! All for one…
Suddenly Beckett comes into the room
B: …And more for me!
P: That was not what I had in mind….
A, AA & D: PHORTOS!!!
P: Coming!
The three… sorry FOUR musketeers leave the studio
DP: Say welcome everyone to our guest LORD BECKETT!
everyone: …..
suddenly a voice is heard from the backstage (deja-vu anyone?) FATHER?!?!?
Suddenly DRACO MALFOY enters stage, followed by Harry Potter and Lord V
DM: Why are you dressed like a muggler?
HP: You're supposed to be dead!
V: Bloody traitor!
B: Nice to see you to…
DM: WHY are you dressed like that!
B: You see son, after my 'death' I got a better offer…
HP: snigger
WT: I really don't get this.
V: At least I'm the Dark lord here!
DJ: NO! I AM!
V: I KNOW I'm older then you!
DJ: NO you're not! My legend is about 500 years old! Beat that snake face!
V: Why is everyone calling me 'snake face'?!?
HP: It suits you?
DP: ENOUGH!!! CAN'T. YOU. JUST. LEAVE. MY. SHOW. ALONE?!?!??!
DJ: SURE! I can fix that! Oh KRAAAAKEN!!!!
Suddenly two of Krakens arms flungs up from the stage floor, grabs lord V and pulls him under water?!!?
Kraken: burp
HP: That was effective, why didn't we try that from the beginning...
DP: Err, thanks.. Ops! It seems like we've run out of time yet again! See you next week when the studio is getting cold… Cause our next guest is the ICE AGE gang!
MR: I am baffled that you still believe that people are watching this! I shouldn't, then again I am just a depressive robot with way to much brain and too little to do…
FIN
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