WARNING: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. This was written 5230789274 years ago, so I have no idea if Sakura even sounds like her. I don't really know how to portray characters properly. WHATEVER, just read if you dare. X)
You know, I'm not always useless. I'm actually really pretty and extremely awesome. Oh, and let's not forget Sasuke loves me and soon, we're going to get married. Okay, so we're not going to get married YET. I repeat, YET. And well...maybe he doesn't know that he loves me just YET. Again, I repeat, YET. But that's okay! He has plenty of time left to figure that out. It's not like he's going to run away from the village and betray everyone. I mean, why would he do that? Exactly. So all I need to do is work my charms on him, which I have been doing for like ever now, and then before you know it, he'll find his love for me and we'll live happily ever after with our 5 kids and 1 dog. But you see, the only reason my charms haven't been working on him lately is because of Naruto. That baka is always in my way. I guess it's because he 'loves' me. Though, I don't really blame him. I mean, who wouldn't fall in love with moi? As I said from before, I'm insanely pretty.
It's been about 2 weeks, and nothing's worked on him. I wonder why. I mean, I usually go up to him, face all red, asking to sit next to him, getting rejected but sitting down anyways, and then ask him out. But he says no! Why? Sometimes, he doesn't even look at me when he answers. At other times, before I can even finish asking the question, he says no! This is all Naruto's fault. I don't know how, since he's not there, but it just is. The thing is, right after I ask Sasuke, the baka randomly pops up from behind a tree or bush, gives me his usual lovey-dovey face, and then glares at Sasuke. That's when all the anger starts to surge up between those two. Honestly, how does he expect me to get married to Sasuke and have my 5 kids and dog if he always has to pop up? Seriously, last I checked, it's all about me here.
Now hold it, don't get the wrong idea here. It's not ALWAYS Naruto's fault. Sometimes, it's Ino's. UGH, THAT BAKA THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT! And she's such a blonde -.- I mean, she actually stalks Sasuke like, 24/7! I, on the other hand, have the right to stalk him because I'm his team member. Naruto doesn't count though because he's a guy and he doesn't love Sasuke. Anyways, Ino usually lights up the very moment she hears his name. Most times, she'll beat me to him and will already be talking to him. And can you believe that he's actually looking at her and talking back? I mean, what the hell much? I'm supposed to be getting married to him here! Not that fake blonde or whatever -.- So now do you see my point on how these 2 bakas are interefering with my soon-to-be-husband-but-he-doesn't-really-know-it-yet? Honestly, my life can be so complicated at times. I actually wonder how I survive.