What do you mean I have a bad habit of creating new Naruto fanfics and then moving on to something else? All right, I'm just messing with you guys (but seriously I have a problem) I definelty don't own Naruto, it would never had been finished if I had been put in charge of it to be honest. I only own my OC and the absolute intrusion into the plot! Pairing is undecided for now. Constructive criticism is welcomed as always so please relax and enjoy.

Chapter 1

I blinked blearily as I stared up at the ceiling above me. I don't really remember heading to bed. I must've if the warm cocoon of blankets was anything to go by. I continued to blink up at the ceiling as a nagging feeling began to grow at the back of my mind. This wasn't my ceiling. The stupid popcorn texture was gone. I sat up inside my cocoon and looked around the room a bit more. This wasn't my room. I gave a huff before it finally set in what I was seeing. Everything was animated. I felt my breath hitch in my throat and began to hyperventilate.

"How the actual fuck," I mumbled to myself as I brought my knees up to my chest. I couldn't think rationally. I was panicking way too much. I took a deep breath and attempted to calm myself down. I unwrapped myself from the blankets and shivered at the sudden loss of warmth. I swung my legs off the side of the bed, a western bed of all things, and dropped to the wood floor. I started to look for information on where I was and how I got here. I found a Haiti-ate and dread pooled in my stomach. I had heard of this anime from a friend of mine online, Naruto. I had never personally seen the anime myself, but my friend had sent me a hitai-ate from an anime con they had gone to. I ran a hand down my face. I had to make the best of this. Apparently I was already a ninja, so I really should do what I can. I tied the hitai-ate around my neck and started to search for some clothes. I thought of the fanfiction tropes as I found some and formulated a uniform. Fanfiction trope number one: original character, or self-insert if you really want to be technical, wakes up to find themselves in the world of their favorite fiction, they have a journey and all the main characters either already love them or hate them. Fanfiction trope number two: Oc is too powerful, they gain the power without losing anything or even training for it. For the final trope: Harems, Harems everywhere. I gave a huff as I undressed from the dark blue pajamas, again also western in style, and changed into the outfit. A black mesh body suit, a black crop top that had a turtle neck and long sleeves, black gloves, weights that attached like bracelets around the wrists and ankles, bandages around those weights, black plated pants, and a pair of black closed toe sandals. I went into the rest room and dead panned at my appearance.

'My hair became a brighter shade of fucking red and are those purple eyes,' I thought in disbelief as I brushed it and pulled it into a ponytail. I can deal with the length later. 'I wish I had the trope of having a guide to this world that would be very helpful to be honest.' I grabbed a few pouches and placed them in the appropriate places. I blinked as soon as I was done. How did I know how to do this? I rushed from the room, grabbing a wallet that looked suspiciously like Totoro, and quickly left the house. I saw a few people give me small smiles as I passed them. The main majority came from the elderly, okay so the body I inhabit was just like me it seems. What can I say I was a girl scout up until I turned seventeen I had been with them since I was five so about twelve years. No wonder it was ingrained in me to help the elderly. I sighed as I entered the building that I felt like I needed to be in. The academy turned out to be a rather nice building. Are those fucking trees on the roof top? How do you get trees on top of a building? You know what, scratch that thought I don't think I really want to know. I walked into the building and quickly found where I was supposed to go. I took a seat next to a brooding boy and began to delve deep into my thoughts. I needed to find the information that this body knew. I closed my eyes and focused.

My mind palace was where I went. It was something that I had fashioned after watching Sherlock on the BBC. There was a new wing to my mind palace. It was eastern themed and even had a small Zen garden in it. I walked through it and began to access the memories by pulling open books. Miyamoto Ai stood out and I felt my eye brow twitch at that it was my name. I let out a quiet snort, nice to know that hadn't changed on me. I quickly opened book after book and got the main ideas of this world down. Chakra control was going to be a breeze compared to physics. Hell most ninjutsu was easier than learning biology. I know for a fact I won't be going the healing route. I'm just not interested in it. Something set off the alarms in my mind and I reacted to a hand appearing in my peripheral. A pink haired girl was thrown to the ground and her surprise was laughable. I heard silence as I blinked down at her.

"I should feel bad about this, but I would be lying if I said I did," I quietly stated as I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly. The girl growled and got up to her feet and threw a punch at me. I caught it and frowned at her. She was a like one of the beginner kids in my karate class. This was pathetic I knew five year olds that could throw better punches. I dropped her fist and sat back down with a sleepy expression on my face. I don't think I've changed anything at the moment.

TPPOF

Ai was wrong. She had changed things with her sudden show of awareness. The Jonin in the room reevaluated their teams and the Sandaime sighed at that. Miyamoto Ai had always showed potential but always seemed too lazy to use it. Kakashi still had a spot on his team and after seeing the small spat the Sandaime wrote down a name that could change everything, or it could keep things the same. The red head was starting to be difficult to figure out. Her amethyst eyes were sharp as usual and looking around the classroom in an amused manner. The Jonin sighed in unison, that Genin was going to be a handful. They noted that the blonde Jinchuriki sat back own next to the red head and sent her a slight pout. Neither of the two acknowledged each other as Iruka was handed the clipboard and was sent to the academy. Iruka appeared in the classroom and the red head straightened up slightly. She always did when a teacher or shinobi entered the room.

Iruka looked at all of his newly graduated students. They all held youth and hope in their faces. He felt pride and sadness as he looked at them. That youth and hope would soon fade after their first kill. Some of the civilian Genin would never move past the rank of Genin. Iruka looked to a few of the civilian Genin. Haruno Sakura and Miyamoto Ai stood out among the Genin. They were similar up to a point, both were paper ninja, and both had strange hair colors. Ai was quiet and more likely to access the situation rationally before acting. Emotion never seemed to be a key factor in that child's thoughts. Sakura was the exact opposite; she would always act on her emotions instead of thinking before acting. Iruka cleared his throat and began his yearly speech.

"Beginning today all of you are real ninja," Iruka informed the class. "But you are still genin; your long road has just started. Before you begin to do duties for the village you must be sorted into three man teams that are headed by a Jonin sensei. You must follow that sensei's instructions and complete your assigned duties. For this reason we tried to balance each team's strength." A loud roar went through the classroom and a glare from Ai shut them all up. Her narrowed purple eyes had darkened and the rest of the class felt something pushing on them. Iruka had to give her credit, to be able to muster that much killing intent at such a young age was impressive. Iruka began to call out the teams and Ai rolled her eyes slightly.

"What a drag," She mumbled in unison with Nara Shikamaru.

"Team seven, Miyamoto Ai, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke," Iruka called. Naruto went to say something but a tired glare from Ai stopped him in his tracks. He glared down at the desk and a small expression of regret filled Ai's face as Iruka sorted the rest of the teams and released them all for lunch.

FPPOV

I feel bad. I frowned at the desk as guilt built up in my stomach. I didn't want to hear my new teammate complain about the teams. There was a reason for them after all. I allowed my bangs to hang in my face as I thought. I didn't have friends in this world; in fact I barely had acquaintances. I twitched my fingers slightly and looked over to my blonde teammate. He was still glaring at the table. I gently tugged on his jacket and he jumped slightly.

"I'm sorry for glaring at you," I mumbled. He tilted his head slightly at that and I felt my ears burning in embarrassment. Honestly I was a twenty year old woman forced into being a preteen again. I should have better control of these hormone driven emotions. I took a peak at the blonde and noticed that he was staring at me with a slight blush on his cheeks. Oh god, I hope I don't have an admirer already. C'mon fictional universe give me some time to adjust to the change of pace. He nodded and I smiled slightly at that as the two boys left me behind to go eat their lunches in peace. I shrugged and used that time to get some more sleep. I have a feeling that out sensei will be very late. That's going on a gut feeling too.

I woke up to something being thrown at me. I looked at my brooding teammate with a slight glare and looked at what had been thrown at me. Is this a curry bun? I blinked in surprise at that and sent him a raised eyebrow. He easily ignored my look of disbelief and I gave a small nod to show my appreciation. I opened the packaging to the curry bun and bit into it with ease. It was pretty good and I was currently ignoring the fact that he decided to get me the ultra-spicy curry bun. My eyes swept the classroom. Our team was the only one still waiting for our sensei to show up. Naruto was giggling to himself as he set something up at the door. I snickered when I saw the old chalk board eraser. That was a classic prank.

"Like a Jonin is going to fall for such a simple booby trap," Sasuke grumbled. At least I think his name was Sasuke.

"That's the beauty of it, it's so simple you wouldn't expect it," I quietly informed him as I prepared to take another bite of my curry bun. A hand appeared and opened the door. A head peeked in and the eraser dropped onto a mop of silver head. I tilted my head slightly as I studied our new sensei. He would be a straight up eight on my scale of good looking people, and that's going on the parts of his face that I can actually see.

"He fell for it!" Naruto exclaimed as he broke into hysterical laughter.

"Hey, who are you exactly? We've been waiting here for hours and the senseis were all introduced in that time," I questioned. I felt my shoulders tense up at the sight of the man. I don't know why but I felt like it was my duty in life to mess with this man. Grey eyes snapped to me and I narrowed my own purple ones as I took a bite of my curry bun. "You could be an enemy nin who is way over powered for us simple genin, so the route of escape is out of the picture, fighting would be the best resort if only to stall you, but the best plan would be to signal for help. So I ask again, who are you?" Naruto and Sasuke surprised me when they tensed up and stared at the silver haired man with a nervous façade of confidence.

"I am Hatake Kakashi," The silver haired Nin informed us. I narrowed my eyes at him, just a name wasn't proof.

"That's not enough proof," Sasuke stated.

"Yeah, it's not," Naruto confirmed with a nod of his head.

"And if I was an enemy Nin would you all fight together to stall me long enough to get out a signal to other leaf Nin?" The Nin questioned.

"Of course, that is what a team does," I stated without missing a beat. The Nin dug something out from under his shirt. They had dog tags in this fictional universe? He pushed some strange energy into the dog tags and they lit up with his name and shinobi number. So it was him. Hatake Kakashi, he seemed to be impressed by us. Did we do something out of the norm? Do all shinobi children not question people wearing the Konoha Hitai-ate?

"I think I'm starting to like you guys," Kakashi stated. "Meet me up on the roof for introductions." I sighed as he seemed to disappear in a sudden explosion of smoke. The three of us walked up to the academy roof and my sudden curiosity of trees being on the roof reared up again. It shouldn't be possible for trees to even survive on a roof like this, but somehow they did. We took a seat on the small stairway and studied our teacher. Kakashi was looking at us with a bored grey eye. I schooled my expression into one of boredom as well. Two could play at the bored game.

"What do you want to know, sensei," I questioned.

"How about your likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, hobbies, stuff like that," Kakashi stated with a slight shrug. That was helpful. I sent him a look that conveyed that thought and I noticed a spark of amusement in his eyes. Bloody bastard he was just toying with us at this point.

"Why don't you go first and give us a demonstration," I suggested as I pinched the bridge of my nose.

"You still look suspicious," Naruto bluntly stated. I choked on my breath and started coughing at that. It was a good way to stop from giggling at the look that appeared on Kakashi's face at that announcement.

"My name is Hatake Kakashi, I have no desire to tell you guys my dislikes and likes," Kakashi stated. "Dreams for the future…no idea, and for hobbies I have a lot of them." I felt as though a wind went through the area at that introduction.

"Okay then," I quietly stated as I made a face at that.

"Now it's your turn, from the right," Kakashi stated.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I like cup ramen!" Naruto exclaimed. I blinked at the volume of his voice; well at least he has an easy to follow personality. "What I like even more is the restaurant ramen Iruka sensei buys me, what I dislike is waiting three minutes for the cup ramen to cook, my dream is to surpass hokage and then have all the people of this village acknowledge my existence!" I felt a small smile appear on my face at that. He had one hell of a dream and I was looking forward to seeing it come true. "Hobbies are pranks I guess."

"Next," Kakashi announced as he scratched at his head.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are tons of things I dislike, but I don't really like anything, and I don't want to use the word 'dream' but," Sasuke stated. He paused for a few seconds and his expression darkened. "I have an ambition, the resurrection of my clan, and to kill a certain man." Another lovely introduction, is this just a ninja thing? Am I going to end up like this? I felt a shiver go down my spine at a sudden thought. I was going to have to kill to survive the life of a ninja. I don't know if I'm okay with that or not.

'Training regiment, I think I still have a small outline from my time in boot camp,' I thought as I began to shift through my thoughts to find it. I did and I sighed at the fact that I wasn't able to join the military after getting my degree in art. I even got teaching credentials to teach the subject.

"Ok," Kakashi's voice broke me out of my thoughts. "Last one, you're up."

"My name is Miyamoto Ai. I like the color black and nature; I dislike those that would betray their friends, I guess my dream is to be the best kunoichi I can be and be able to punch a person through a wall," I stated tilting my head in thought, yeah that would actually be pretty cool. "For hobbies, I guess drawing." Kakashi looked over us and I think I saw his eyebrow twitch a little bit. I think he mumbled something under his breath. I shared a confused look with Naruto. So this wasn't normal ninja behavior, got it.

"We will star out duties tomorrow, met me at training ground three," Kakashi stated before he left the area. I sighed and got up.

"See you guys later," I stated with a salute before jumping from the roof of the academy. I felt a slight shiver of fear as I quickly pooled a strange energy, I guess that was chakra, to my feet and landed without grace. I let out a giggle of disbelief and started to walk home to read some of the scroll that were on the bookshelf. I made it home and a woman with short red hair was standing at the stove.

"Welcome home, Ai," The woman greeted. I pulled up who this was.

"Thank you, mom," I greeted back. "I'll be up in my room."

"Oi, take off your shoes young lady," Mother stated. I tensed up and quickly took off my sandals and neatly placed them on the tile before the wood started. I pulled on some slippers and headed towards my room. When I got in there I let out a sigh and plopped down on the bed.

'This is going to be a difficult life, shit,' I thought as I got up and picked up a scroll. I opened the window to my room to let a breeze in and started reading. I sighed at how simple chakra was. The theory behind manipulation was the easiest to read. The leaf exorcise would help me grow my reserves and help with my control. I tapped a finger against my chin as I thought. My eyes caught the slight movement of a branch outside my window. I blinked; you'd think I would have noticed the giant tree in my front yard. I guess not. I opened the window all the way and reached for the nearest branch. The tips of my fingers brushed against a few leaves and I let out a quiet cry of triumph as I plucked a single leaf from the tree. I ducked back inside and concentrated my chakra to make the leaf stick to my forehead. I started giggling like a mad woman; this was the cool part of the world. The ability to do such things was awesome, but I think my friend complained to me at one point of how overpowered the ninja were getting. The leaf fell and I sighed. I guess meditation will help with my focus. I sat down in the lotus position and place the leaf back on my forehead. I closed my eyes and focused on nothing but the leaf. It was actually rather easy.

TPPOV

Kakashi sighed as he watched his genin leave. These kids were the first to ever be suspicious of a fellow Nin. That was something that would save their lives. He looked back down at the dog tags around his neck that had been the first time in years that he had to show them to another person. It had been since the Yondaime. The red haired girl gave a salute and he felt his heart skip a beat when she basically vaulted off the roof. She seemed to panic for a few seconds before landing on her feet. She teetered for a few seconds and gave a giggle of disbelief. He followed behind her and watched as she journeyed home. Her mother greeted her and scolded her for not taking her shoes off. Ai went all the way to her room and plopped on her bed with a somewhat thoughtful expression on her face. She got up and grabbed a scroll and started to read through it. A single finger tapped her chin as she thought. Her attention went outside and Kakashi moved before she saw him. The window opened all the way and she reached for the tree. She gave a sound of triumph when a leaf was in her hand and she ducked back into her room and automatically started performing the leaf exercise while giggling. She lost focus and went into a pose he had never seen before. The leaf stayed put when she closed her eyes. He felt an eyebrow rise in slight surprise. Not many genin knew how to meditate.

He jumped from his spot on the tree to go speak to some of the other Jonin senseis. They were all looking forward to hearing stories about their genin. Kakashi felt a small shiver go down his spine; hopefully none of them create a clone. They didn't need another Gai and Lee pair running around Konoha. He entered the bar and took a seat next to the couple, yet not couple, Asuma and Kurenai.

"I have a weird bunch," Kakashi supplied.

"I think mine are pretty normal, though Ino does need to stop fangirling," Asuma stated as he took a drink of some sake. Kurenai sighed at that information.

"Hinata is on the shy side so I hope that being around Kiba will help bring her out of her shell," Kurenai stated as she took a sip of her own sake. The genjutsu mistress actually liked her students and wanted to see them all succeed. Kakashi drained his cup of sake.

"Ai wants to be able to punch people through walls," Kakashi stated. Kurenai felt her lips twitch upwards at that. She felt that way too sometimes. Asuma barked out a laugh at that one.

"Sounds like a fun bunch," Asuma stated.

"They already passed the team test, they didn't trust me for a second," Kakashi grumbled. He wanted to scare his new genin into submission. Kurenai blinked in surprise at that one.

"Really, how late did you show up," Asuma asked. Kakashi thought about it for a few seconds.

"Two hours," He answered.

"No wonder they didn't trust you," Asuma stated. He let out a grin at the look on Kakashi's face. Hayate and Genma joined the little get together and found the complaining sensei's to be the best form of entertainment. They couldn't wait to hear some of the stories that were going to be born from this group.