one day walk in dorm
and jaden say "hey chazz put peen in bootyhole"
chazz say "nO JADEN I LUV LEXUS NOT HOMO 4 U GET OUT OF MY PANTRY."
jaden was confuse like what? chazz does not have pantry.
so chazz like "idek dUEL"
they duel but idek what cards cuz you pretty much know there like elemental hero and winged kuriboh and ojama so work it out urself man.
i dotn have time write duel watch episode if u want that.
so jaden lose and chazz is like
"NOOOOOO JADNEE ENE YOU ALWAYS WIN BUT YOU RNT EVEN DAT GOOD AT GAME WTF"
jaden like "haha get ur game on"
chazz is like "im gonan bend u over and slam u on table"
jaden say "no u cant do dat im 4 abstiance"
chazz is like "lol virgins"
jaden say "dont mock my life choice at least im good at duel"
chazz laugh and say he go to buy 5 hottopic.
jaden doesnt even know what hottopic is so he like "ok"
jaden up 2 syrus and tyrassle and be like "yO YO HOMIE"
tyrassle like "not now jaden im talking 2 syrus bout my cravings"
syrus is like ':c'
and jadens like "whats wrong homies? wanna duel it out"
syrus is like "no dueling 4 u tyrassle ur mpreg"
tyrassle is like "nO SYRUS WE RNT SUPPOSE TO TELL ANYONE"
syrus is like "oOPS hehehehe srry that i put my woowoo in ur dinotrap"
tyrassle sigh and say "i want 5 dinosaur chicken nuggies"
syrus run off and say "jADEN WATCH MY PREGGO SAURUS 4 ME KK THX"
and leave.
jaden is like 'what do with pregnant dino boy?'
dinoboy walk away.
jaden is like 'oh'
chazz come back and say he is now "chazz raven goffic darkness ojama way princeton"
jaden is like "omg chazz ur goff now?"
chazz is like "yeah. dnt talk 2 me u preppy duelist poser dnt got time 5 u"
jaden is like "wow ur hot"
chazz is like "ik. im bi now so ill put my peen in u even if ur prep. idek"
jaden is like "hELL YEAH LETS DO DIS"
chazz is like "wait what about ur absitnance?"
jaden is like "idek what that is"
chazz is like "omg"
and den they do hot goff sex.
the end…?