Vegeta fever.
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Chapter one Vegeta Fever
This is about Vedel and Vegeta.
Vedel is engaged with Gohan and Gohan loves Vedel.
Vegeta takes Vedel from Gohan and how will Gohan react!?
Review please! VegetaxVedel
It was a beautiful sunny afternoon when mean old Vegeta came and pimped on Chi Chi.
Chi Chi was all over Vegeta and Vegeta told her to leave Goku.
Chi Chi left Goku and Vegeta told her it wasn't working out.
Chi Chi now had nothing to live for so she suicides
Goku was very lonely and lived because of his two son Gohan and Goten. Goten got a (cyber)girlfriend in U.S.A and left Goku, Goku tried many times to kill Vegeta for ruining his love life. Goku wished Shenron to revive Chi Chi then kill Vegeta.
Shenron revived Chi Chi and Chi Chi ran crying to Vegeta trying to kiss him.(2 wish in my version)
Goku saw this and told Shenron to kill Chi Chi.
Goku thought about what he said and said "What the fuck did I do that for"!. Vegeta laughed at his mistake and gave him a wedgie.
Goku cried and ran home, Gohan told his dad and the Z team that he was going to get married to Vedel.
Gohan was so happy that he forgot about his crying father and dead mather and his lost brother. The Z team congratulated him on his success.
Yamcha got jealous and told him "Man! I wish I get married or even get laid!!
Because of that asshole Vegeta I'm gay with Tien! I DON'T WANT TO BE GAY!!!"
Tien heard this and told him "I thought we had something!
I gave up my pimping skills with fat old ladies for you!
Be happy you asshole" yelled Tien to Yamcha
Yamcha told Tien he was sorry for yelling at him the truth.
Tien and Yamchu made up and had man sex front of the Z team.
18 remembered the day where she had to break up with Krillin,
It was when 18 was desperate for money so Vegeta told her to break up with Krillin front of the Z team!
18 thought it was now or never so she told Krillin, "Krillin, I'm breaking up with you.
Its not me its you, you just can't give me what I want. I need another man.
Krillin didn't believe what she said and cried screaming "WHO IS IT!! IS IT GOKU??"
18 replied "ill tell you who it really is in 10 minutes".
18 talked to Vegeta and told him if she should reply yes.
Vegeta told her to tell him yes in front of Goku.
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Gohan: well that was really random and confusing.
Krillin: FUCK YOU GOHAN, ITS ALL UR DADS FAULT! IF SHE LOVES HIM IM GONNA RIP OUT HIS BALLS AND MAKE YOU EAT IT IN FRONT OF HIM AND MAKE HIM FEEL ASHAMED OF HOW YOU TURNED OUT TO BE BITCH!
Gohan: Fuck you im right front of you idiot.
Krillin: Sorry, its just shes hot and I didn't even get laid with her.
Gohan: THAT'S GOOD THEN!! SHES A VIRGIN AND SHE WILL BECOME MY NEW MOTHER!! SWEET AND SHES HOT!
Krillin: Man, its always about you isn't it?? Well I got problems myself you ass.
Gohan: Krillin, don't feel bad that your still and virgin and your at your 30s.
You had your chance and you blew it. NOW ITS MY DADS TURN!!
Krillin: I hate you.
END OF CHAPTER
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