What Tsuande Cannot have in her Funeral
What Tsuande Cannot have in her Funeral
-I know, I know, all this stuff should be in their funeral, but like, it'll make it un-serious, cause like, death is not something to laugh about. And um, it's illogical for them to even accept their weirdo funeral-requests. So, uh, don't hate. I'm only 12. Give me a break.-
-Sorry it took so long, school is a bish, and illness is more of a bish. -
-Requested by Kiros Razer and JiraiyaTsunade4ever, helped by Tango Kurosaku and JirTsu. -
Tsunade:
1) I cannot have a fountain of Sake at my funeral
2) I cannot have a gambling booth at my funeral
3) I cannot have debt collectors attend my funeral.
4) I cannot have Jiraiya's corpse dug out of the grave to attend.
5) I cannot have Jiraiya's corpse put into my coffin.
6) I cannot steal my necklace back from Naruto to make it seem as if the necklace's 'curse' finally got to me.
7) I cannot allow Filipinos to attend. (Rei ish Filipino, she ish not racist.)
8) I cannot have #7 without any of them attempting to make Ton-ton into Lechon. (fried pig)
9) I cannot have someone video record Shizune crying and put a copy of it in my coffin as a momento.
10) I cannot deal with any more paperwork… Oh wait. THAT'S A GOOD THING WOOOO
11) I cannot have the elders wear something 'young'.
12) I cannot wear mask to hide my wrinkles.
13) I cannot have all 18 of my fan-made and real nicknames engraved in the memorial stone.
14) I cannot have Tsunade fan art taped to my coffin.
15) I cannot have #14 without any of them being PORN. DAMN ALL OF YOU SICK MINDED ARTISTS.
16) I cannot have the next Hokage throw the chair out of the window like I used to do.
17) I cannot have #16 without them doing it all wrong! :D
18) I cannot have Naruto give me expensive chocolate.
19) I cannot have all the episodes of George Lopez recorded and put into my coffin.
20) I cannot have anyone read depressing speeches about my life… in chat speak.
21) I cannot have breast reduction so that it won't be so damn hard to cram my corpse into the coffin.
22) I can't grow taller to actually fit the coffin all the way.
23) I cannot have Jiraiya's Icha Icha Paradise read at my funeral for some strange reason.
24) I cannot and will not allow any of Jiraiya former girl "friends" at my funeral.
25) I cannot have a giant wad of money in my coffin.
26) I cannot have a gambling machine installed into my coffin.
27) I cannot have people invited through IM.
28) I cannot have my fans arrange a worldwide online funeral for me.
29) I cannot request any JirTsu AMVs.
30) I cannot have the pianist play happy songs.