Author's note: Before you read this story, if you even read this note, I would like the audience to know that this was rather an important piece of writing to me because in every writing I do their is some part of it based on me or how I wish to be. Please, Read, review, and enjoy it first and formost.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I do own my own life and I choose to write.
Chapter One: Letters
Dear Pen Pal,
I am writing to you because a family friend I've never met before explained a preposal to me. Albus Dumbledore, the preposer, offered to allow me to be pen pal to one of his students. I am American, 14 year of age (on August 6th), and will be attending the fifth year of an american wizarding school, Avada Academy. Lovely being named after the death spell, isn't it?
Well, anyway, I'd love to know a little about yourself, whoever you are. I'll be waiting.
Love,
PenPalPara
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Dear Para,
My name is Harry Potter. I'll be turning 15 in July and will also be attending my fifth year of Wizarding School with my headmaster, Albus Dumbledore. He is the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, of course. I can't believe you've never met him! You really should; he's a great guy. So.......
Where do you live in America? I've never been there because I've been stuck here with my Muggle Aunt, Uncle and fat pig of a cousin, all of which share the name Dursley. Barfo! What kind of a name is that?! Anyway, they can't stand wizards or witches, and no one can say the word MAGIC around them, ever! Get a life! I mean, please. Can you believe that?
Love,
PenPalPotter
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Dear Harry,
It's good to see you have some sence of humor. That's a very good thing! I was worried you'd be some snobby prick or something, and I would have to stop writing you.
I live in Northern California, the very west of the U.S. if you don't already know. My school, AvaCad, as we call it, is down more Southern or Central California, but then, just like Hogwarts, students don't know exactly where it is.
I hate to admit it, but Dursley..... is a terrible name. Origional, yes, but not necessary. You sound like you have quite a home-life. I'd love to know more about it. Write soon!
Love,
PenPalPara
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Dear Para,
You're flattering me! Stop! I'm ink blushing. Heck, I'm lucky I have ink and parchment to write you with the way the Barfo Family treats me! I live in like this small closet area with a hard lumpy bed and Hedwig, my snowy owl. I got her my first year as a birthday present from Hagrid, the grounds-keeper at Hogwarts. She keeps me sane along with my two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Ron's got like a hundred siblings and Herm's an only child. We have our differences, but we have many more things in common.
Ron has his flaming red hair, Weasley's always have red hair, and blue eyes. Since he has so many siblings, he has a lot of hand me down robes. His mom even got him dress robes with laces on the edges. I don't think he's ever gotten to the point where his face was redder than his hair, but I saw it; it happened. We both knew it was hillarious, but I didn't want to be rude, you know. Besides, I'm closer to Ron then any other human being, witch, or wizard alive! Not that Herm isn't important to me ,too.
Hermione has frizzy brown hair, although it's getting better, and brown eyes. She is a bookworm and several times has been the scary-smart girl of school, but I think she's getting this attitude thing. It's hard to explain. In her last letter she was really nice to me and was saying nothing about the latest book she read. She's NEVER done that before! Wierd ,eh? She used to have these buck teeth, but this jerkweed made her bleed and she ended up with perfect teeth. Did I miss something?! I think she said it had something to do with a mirror, oh well.
So, now that I've given you all this information! Spill some of your own life story!
Love,
PenPalPotter
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Dear Harry,
Great Merlin, hun! I didn't ask for your auto-biography, but I'm glad you wrote a long letter because I needed something to keep me tied up while my father went on and on at a lunch with his business partner. Then his boss showed up, and I think he almost had a heart attack. It didn't scare him half as much as it scared me; he had been standing behind me for a couple of minutes reading your letter! I almost died, and it only got worse when he asked how long I had been going out with my boyfriend!!! I froze in place. I was on the edge of tears I was so embarrassed. Smoke was practically coming out of my ears. Of course, my dad went on and on about how I had a boyfriend who's father was head of a huge business in wherever he made you live, and this obviously made his boss get off his back as if he had a connection to some soon huge corporation. I jus went back to reading, but I'll never read a letter in public again. It was mortifying!
How's it going back at the Family Farm? Hope you're serviving! Write soon.
Love,
PenPalPara
P.S. Your friends sound so cool. I have my share of freaks for friends. Sarah is hilarious; you would love her. She has your sence of humor. Sarah's twin sister, Mariah, is the most fashionable person and is the official starter of every trend ever to sweep the world. My school starts in mid-July, and I really don't want to go back. Wish me luck!
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Dear Para,
Your hilarious! I can't get enough of it. Sorry about the whole 'telling my life story thing'. I didn't mean to, I promise! Hogwarts doesn't start 'till September. Everything is back to utter normalcy.
Hermione wrote me and gave me about fifty summaries from a book about magical animals and their ancient ancesters or something. It took me three days to read it! Ron is still having trouble using the Muggle telephone, and it really isn't that hard. Still, I have to put in my earplugs when he calls; he can't seem to understand how it works.
So how is life in California? The 'Family Farm' is ok. I'm holding up. Dudley, my cousin, is on another diet, but with the way Smeltings treats him, he'll be even fatter when he comes home next summer. Anyway, I hope you have fun at school. Keep in touch.
Love,
PenPalPotter
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Dear Harry,
Happy Birthday! I hope the recording envelope worked. If it didn't it was suppose to play back my recording of me singing happy birthday to you, but I still hope it worked. So how has your birthday been so far?! I wish it to be the best!
I have great news! Even though my school starts in a week, we have a three day holiday corresponding to when you'll be in Diagon Alley for book purchase! My mum said I could go and stay one night; I have a friend I could visit who I've been dying to see. Maybe we could finally meet in person?! I'm also supposed to get more books for extra studies and Mum said I could get some specialty Quidditch robes for my team at AvaCad.
Anyway, hope you'll be able to make it! Write back soon, Harry.
Love,
Para
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Dear Para,
Sorry it's been like a month since I got you're letter but the Dursley's..... well, I'll explain later. The good news is that school is almost starting ,and I would love to meet you in Diagon Alley before I get on the train to Hogwarts. Are you staying at the Leaky Chauldron because I could meet you in there at, maybe say, 10 in the morning, if you'll be awake. I'll have to leave for Hogwarts by 1:30 to get to the train or itwill leave me and I don't really want that to happen, again. I can't wait to finally see you in person. Bye.
Love,
Harry Potter
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I do own my own life and I choose to write.
Chapter One: Letters
Dear Pen Pal,
I am writing to you because a family friend I've never met before explained a preposal to me. Albus Dumbledore, the preposer, offered to allow me to be pen pal to one of his students. I am American, 14 year of age (on August 6th), and will be attending the fifth year of an american wizarding school, Avada Academy. Lovely being named after the death spell, isn't it?
Well, anyway, I'd love to know a little about yourself, whoever you are. I'll be waiting.
Love,
PenPalPara
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Para,
My name is Harry Potter. I'll be turning 15 in July and will also be attending my fifth year of Wizarding School with my headmaster, Albus Dumbledore. He is the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, of course. I can't believe you've never met him! You really should; he's a great guy. So.......
Where do you live in America? I've never been there because I've been stuck here with my Muggle Aunt, Uncle and fat pig of a cousin, all of which share the name Dursley. Barfo! What kind of a name is that?! Anyway, they can't stand wizards or witches, and no one can say the word MAGIC around them, ever! Get a life! I mean, please. Can you believe that?
Love,
PenPalPotter
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Harry,
It's good to see you have some sence of humor. That's a very good thing! I was worried you'd be some snobby prick or something, and I would have to stop writing you.
I live in Northern California, the very west of the U.S. if you don't already know. My school, AvaCad, as we call it, is down more Southern or Central California, but then, just like Hogwarts, students don't know exactly where it is.
I hate to admit it, but Dursley..... is a terrible name. Origional, yes, but not necessary. You sound like you have quite a home-life. I'd love to know more about it. Write soon!
Love,
PenPalPara
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Para,
You're flattering me! Stop! I'm ink blushing. Heck, I'm lucky I have ink and parchment to write you with the way the Barfo Family treats me! I live in like this small closet area with a hard lumpy bed and Hedwig, my snowy owl. I got her my first year as a birthday present from Hagrid, the grounds-keeper at Hogwarts. She keeps me sane along with my two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Ron's got like a hundred siblings and Herm's an only child. We have our differences, but we have many more things in common.
Ron has his flaming red hair, Weasley's always have red hair, and blue eyes. Since he has so many siblings, he has a lot of hand me down robes. His mom even got him dress robes with laces on the edges. I don't think he's ever gotten to the point where his face was redder than his hair, but I saw it; it happened. We both knew it was hillarious, but I didn't want to be rude, you know. Besides, I'm closer to Ron then any other human being, witch, or wizard alive! Not that Herm isn't important to me ,too.
Hermione has frizzy brown hair, although it's getting better, and brown eyes. She is a bookworm and several times has been the scary-smart girl of school, but I think she's getting this attitude thing. It's hard to explain. In her last letter she was really nice to me and was saying nothing about the latest book she read. She's NEVER done that before! Wierd ,eh? She used to have these buck teeth, but this jerkweed made her bleed and she ended up with perfect teeth. Did I miss something?! I think she said it had something to do with a mirror, oh well.
So, now that I've given you all this information! Spill some of your own life story!
Love,
PenPalPotter
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Harry,
Great Merlin, hun! I didn't ask for your auto-biography, but I'm glad you wrote a long letter because I needed something to keep me tied up while my father went on and on at a lunch with his business partner. Then his boss showed up, and I think he almost had a heart attack. It didn't scare him half as much as it scared me; he had been standing behind me for a couple of minutes reading your letter! I almost died, and it only got worse when he asked how long I had been going out with my boyfriend!!! I froze in place. I was on the edge of tears I was so embarrassed. Smoke was practically coming out of my ears. Of course, my dad went on and on about how I had a boyfriend who's father was head of a huge business in wherever he made you live, and this obviously made his boss get off his back as if he had a connection to some soon huge corporation. I jus went back to reading, but I'll never read a letter in public again. It was mortifying!
How's it going back at the Family Farm? Hope you're serviving! Write soon.
Love,
PenPalPara
P.S. Your friends sound so cool. I have my share of freaks for friends. Sarah is hilarious; you would love her. She has your sence of humor. Sarah's twin sister, Mariah, is the most fashionable person and is the official starter of every trend ever to sweep the world. My school starts in mid-July, and I really don't want to go back. Wish me luck!
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Para,
Your hilarious! I can't get enough of it. Sorry about the whole 'telling my life story thing'. I didn't mean to, I promise! Hogwarts doesn't start 'till September. Everything is back to utter normalcy.
Hermione wrote me and gave me about fifty summaries from a book about magical animals and their ancient ancesters or something. It took me three days to read it! Ron is still having trouble using the Muggle telephone, and it really isn't that hard. Still, I have to put in my earplugs when he calls; he can't seem to understand how it works.
So how is life in California? The 'Family Farm' is ok. I'm holding up. Dudley, my cousin, is on another diet, but with the way Smeltings treats him, he'll be even fatter when he comes home next summer. Anyway, I hope you have fun at school. Keep in touch.
Love,
PenPalPotter
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Dear Harry,
Happy Birthday! I hope the recording envelope worked. If it didn't it was suppose to play back my recording of me singing happy birthday to you, but I still hope it worked. So how has your birthday been so far?! I wish it to be the best!
I have great news! Even though my school starts in a week, we have a three day holiday corresponding to when you'll be in Diagon Alley for book purchase! My mum said I could go and stay one night; I have a friend I could visit who I've been dying to see. Maybe we could finally meet in person?! I'm also supposed to get more books for extra studies and Mum said I could get some specialty Quidditch robes for my team at AvaCad.
Anyway, hope you'll be able to make it! Write back soon, Harry.
Love,
Para
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Para,
Sorry it's been like a month since I got you're letter but the Dursley's..... well, I'll explain later. The good news is that school is almost starting ,and I would love to meet you in Diagon Alley before I get on the train to Hogwarts. Are you staying at the Leaky Chauldron because I could meet you in there at, maybe say, 10 in the morning, if you'll be awake. I'll have to leave for Hogwarts by 1:30 to get to the train or itwill leave me and I don't really want that to happen, again. I can't wait to finally see you in person. Bye.
Love,
Harry Potter
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