Mega Rap Battles of Disney
Sebastian
VS
Marlin
style of: ERB Al Capone VS Black Beard
Marlin:
I swam across the sea with a fish with brain damage.
Took on 3 sharks without needing a bandage!
Went through a lot, now I have nothing to fear.
I'm an clown fish, a role-model father!
You're only for support, I'm one of the main characters.
I've survived the dangers of the ocean in my adventure!
Ariel sold her soul to a witch, I'm sure she was fine,
If she didn't have a brain as little as you drop dope rhymes!
Sebastian:
I'm a perfect EMCEE, you clown, under the sea.
I'm rapping faster even while under the sea!
You have a stupid partner, and you can't tell jokes!
I hate to be a bother, but your son is frying.
Your only son got separated from you, and never started crying!
When clown fish have children, they change their gender.
You didn't do it, because you are just queer!
If you aren't, then take Dory, and you know, kiss the girl!
Marlin:
I conquered basically everything in my way.
You got to distracted by a stupid song, Ariel got away.
Whenever I watch your movie, I have low tension.
So prepare to learn the Davy Jones' locker combination!
You failed against a mermaid, I survived inside a whale!
People just can't wait for my sequel.
Cause I'm a great legend, best with Dory!
You're only remembered by an Osama parody!
Sebastian:
C'mon, you won with your large list of side characters.
I helped Ariel as human, though it was a chore!
I'll shake your son and turn him into a plate of sushi.
When the dentist scene showed up, I quit watching the movie!
I'm a Jamaican emcee, working for King Neptune!
Rapping sharper then a harpoon.
You get annoyed at just swimming, under the sea!
This crab is the best under the sea!
Who Won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Jurassic Storm as Marlin the clown fish
Duperghoul as Sebastian the crab