** I don't own Sonic or Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt **
Just a few months after the battle with Corset as well as the revived prototype of the Ultimate Life Form, Stocking thought that it was time for her and Sonic to take the next step in their marriage. They sat down with Panty and Garter, as they made the decision that it was time for them to depart from Daten City; much to their disagreement and dismay. However the reverend saw just how serious the gothic angel was about this decision, and had no choice but to grant it.
In doing so he looked up a new place for them in a brand new city; known as Shayden City, just west of Daten. Not only did Garterbelt saw this city as a good fit for Stocking; mainly because it's inhabited by mostly Goths and Lolitas like herself, but because he has connections there for the couple to have a place to stay. After a few days they packed up their suitcases as they were going to say goodbye to the city they loved, but they would never forget the good times they had there…
As her sister drove her and Sonic in See Through to their new home, a small tear left Stocking's face as the city that she called "Home". However she knew that this new step, would change her life as well as Sonic's for the better. That is…if their new place didn't have a ghost problem, like ONE troublesome city we all know…
~ Sonic & Stocking Anarchy! ~
** Episode 1 Act 1: Laughy Taffy! **
Shayden City…
A town much smaller than Daten City that is home to society's "outcasts" and loners, or "lone wolf" as some people may even call it. The sight of this city would freak anybody out, as the atmosphere reminds you of an 'Addams Family'-type of place. Many things from goths to emos live in this gloomy, eerie city, but this city also serves as a newfound home to our favorite angelic couple from Daten City.
Yes, the married couple from Daten City known as Sonic and Stocking Anarchy.
After leaving the place that they used to call home, Panty drove them in See Through up to their new city. They rode down the highway as they passed a row of dead trees, while the night air gave the blonde an ominous feel. "…You guys sure you wanna move to this creepy ass place…?", she asked the couple; who were busy cuddling one another at the time.
Stocking looked up at her sister after kissing Sonic on his neck. "Yeah, of course! This city is filled with my kind of people who understand my refined tastes, unlike some whores I know…", replied the girl nonchalantly while flipping her dark blue hair.
"Feh, well at least you've got your husband with ya when he's gotta lift your fat ass outta the bed in da mornin'.", smirked Panty causing the goth to throw one of her favorite chocolate éclairs at her, but missed. However the blonde drove over it as the crème filling squirted her in the face.
"YUUCK! SUGAR SHIT!", cursed Panty causing her to nearly swerve off the road until Sonic jumped up and evened out the steering wheel. The blonde wiped the crème off her face and was disappointed because she had hoped it to be cum instead.
"Man, you girls don't cut a guy any slack do ya…?!", sweat dropped Sonic while wiping his forehead.
"Hey! That's your wife blue!", groaned the blonde.
"Well quit callin' me fat then! I already told your skank ass I DON'T get fat! It goes to my boobs and that's fine with me!", growled Stocking.
"Well like I ALREADY TOLD YOU, you're gonna have titties growin' outta your back if your ass don't cut back on the damn pastry snacks! But who are we kidding, you blew up like a holiday ham before haven't cha…?", snickered Panty.
Stocking got pissed as she transformed one of her stockings into her blue-white striped katana. Then slashed the top of the seat off as the blonde dodged it, causing the car to swerve again. "You wanna piece of ME BITCH?!", growled Panty as she slid off her panties quick enough to transform into Backlace.
"Yeah, of CLIMITTIEA!", growled Stocking. Sonic tried to stop the two from killing each other, not knowing that See Through was about to hit a turtle shell in the road. Once that happened the Humvee flipped over with the trio still in it as it crashed and slid into an oak tree.
After the smoke cleared Sonic coughed up some dust as he staggered to his feet. He took a few breaths in before looking around to see if the angels were okay. "Panty? Stocking! You guys okay?!", he shouted before hearing a small moan coming from under the front seat of the car.
The hedgehog reached down as he pulled up one of the girls, as it happened to be his wife. Then the two of them saw another hand as they reached for it and pulled out Panty. The three of them dusted themselves off though their ride was totaled…
"Shit…What da fock are we gonna do now…?!", groaned the blonde. Sonic looked ahead at a sign with two crows with glowing yellow eyes sitting on top of it. It read; Shayden City, 3 Miles away.
"Well from the looks of it we're gonna have to hoof it the rest of the way…", sighed the hedgehog.
"We wouldn't have to walk if Panty kept her eyes on the road!", growled Stocking.
"YOU'RE the one who shot that sweet shit at ME, HORSE TITS!", sneered Panty. Suddenly the two of them started fighting again, as Sonic had no choice but to break them up the only way he knew how.
And he didn't like it…
~ A few moments later ~
"Owie!", wined Panty and Stocking as they both had red bumps in their noggins. Sonic stayed quiet almost all the way to the city, while carrying his suitcase along the way. The Goth made sure she had hers while muttering under her breath that it was Panty's fault she got this bump in the first place. A little while later the trio finally made it to Shayden City, as it reminded them a little of Daten City; just…smaller.
"Well, we finally made it to this creepy fockin' place. I guess this is the part where I walk my fine, tired, ass back to our car which you totaled…?", groaned Panty while folding her arms.
"Serves you right for callin' me fat.", replied Stocking in a nonchalant tone. Before Panty could react she received a dark glare from Sonic, knowing she didn't want another "bump" on her head she turned around and walked herself back up the road.
"Have a nice life you two! You're gonna need it!", she waved in sarcasm; though deep down she was happy for the two of them. After shooing her hand at her sister, Stocking grasped Sonic as the two of them entered the gloomy gothic city.
The hedgehog then pulled out a map as he looked over it at all the places that Shayden had to offer. "Huh…even though it's a step down from Daten City, there's still some fun stuff to do here…I think.", he said while sweat dropping at the last part.
"Of course there is babe, Garter said there would be some stuff to do here.", replied the gothic angel with a smile on her face. The two looked around at the many shops (most being BDSM sex shops and strip clubs) around town, before stopping suddenly because something caught Stocking's eye. "Omigosh! No way!", she squealed cutely, as she saw a bakery that was very familiar to her…
Orange Drop.
"Gah-Hey! Where are we goin'?", gasped the hedgehog as Stocking dragged him to the bakery that she saw. She couldn't believe that there was an Orange Drop bakery in this eerie town, it was almost like she felt right at home here. She quickly opened the door as a teenage boy; who was just as gothic as her, saw the two come in.
"Huh, you guys must be some new customers…", he said in a somewhat surprised tone even though it didn't sound like it. The happy goth pointed at the snack that she wanted her man to by, as it happened to be a blueberry chessecake. "How much is it baby…", sighed Sonic with a smile.
"3.80, so I'm pretty sure you got that right?", replied Stocking with a gleam in her eye. The hedgehog told the teenage goth what he wanted to purchase, as he had his money ready at the time. "So, from the looks of it you two aren't from around here are you…?", he asked.
"Actually, we're from Daten City. We just moved in the neighborhood about a few minutes ago.", replied the hedgehog. After paying for the slice of blueberry cheesecake Sonic took it and gave it to his gothic wife. "Thank you baby, you're so sweet!", giggled Stocking as she kissed him on the cheek causing him to blush. The teen goth then looked at the ring on the hedgehog's finger before smiling.
"Aww, you two are married?", he asked.
"Uh-huh!", both Sonic and Stocking replied.
"Congrats to you both! By the way I forgot to mention my name. Just call me Danny…", smiled the teen.
"Cool! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and that's Stocking Anarchy, my wife of course.", replied Sonic. Danny perked up the minute he heard Stocking's name. "Ah! It is you! The gothic angel from Daten City!", he said in surprise.
"Wow, three minutes here and we're already famous…?", sweat dropped Sonic.
"Yes! Mother Maggie told me of all the good work that you both have been doing while taking care of ghosts in that city. Speaking of which she mentioned that if I saw you two, that I should take you to her right away…", said Danny.
"Right away? For what, is she dying or something?", asked Stocking in slight confusion.
"No, not that. Because she'll be the one to give you a new place to stay here in the city.", replied the teen.
"Well why didn't cha say so dude? Let's find her and get packed in!", smirked Sonic as he made his way out the door. Stocking finished the last of her blueberry cheesecake while following behind her husband, as Danny tagged along as well. The three of them exited out from the bakery as the teen goth pointed in the western direction. "Mother Maggie's mansion is this way.", he said.
"Mansion?", questioned Sonic.
"Damn, she must be filthy rich.", added the gothic angel in surprise. The two of them followed Danny as they went in his direction while walking up a slanted hill. On the sides of the path were more dead trees, as a moaning breeze from the night air made Sonic feel a bit uneasy.
"Don't worry babe, it's just the wind.", said Stocking as she held her husband's hand.
"I know, but it's not the wind I'm worried about…", he replied. After a bit later the trio finally arrived at Mother Maggie's house; it looked similar to the 'Addams Family' manor, but it was painted in the same color scheme as Stocking's bedroom. (Plus it looked nicer…)
The gothic gates slowly opened as a brave face was etched on Sonic. Then the trio slowly entered onto the grounds of the mansion as Danny was excited to see the gothic angel from Daten City. "Mother Maggie will be so pleased with the two of you living here, there has been so much chaos over the last couple weeks in this city.", said the teen.
"Chaos? Of what kind?", asked Sonic a bit curious of what the teen goth meant by that meaning.
"Well, before you two arrived here…there have been some recent ghost problems as of late.", replied Danny in a low tone. Both Sonic and Stocking's eyes widened a bit after hearing that 'magic' word.
"Ghosts?!", they both said in unison.
"Yes!", replied Danny, "Even though this town looks gloomy, it wasn't always this way. About several weeks ago, Mother Maggie kept the peace going in this town by driving ghosts out using her powers."
"Powers? Is she an angel?", asked Stocking.
"N-No, she's actually a Witch, or Sorceress as some may call it.", replied the teen.
"So if she's a sorceress that can drive out or defeat ghosts, then what happened?", asked the hedgehog.
"Well…let's just say as of late, the ghosts have since returned to this town, and are swarming in by the numbers.", Danny replied. Minutes later the trio arrived at the front doors of Mother Maggie's mansion as the gothic teenager prepared to knock on the door. Of course the thought of ghosts inhabiting a dimly lit town such as this WOULD make sense.
While Danny was waiting for the woman to open the door, Sonic turned to Stocking with a small smirk on his face. "Babe, you know what this means right?", he said.
"Lemme guess; whoever this 'Mother Maggie' is, she'll probably send us out to hunt down and kill these ghosts just like we would back in Daten City. Plus I bet this woman is probably Garter's contact person as well…", replied the gothic angel while folding her arms.
"Whoa…", stammered the hedgehog at the sheer mental capabilities of the girl he married.
"I know, blows your mind doesn't it…?", giggled Stocking. Finally a person answered the door, whom happened to be the butler for the establishment. "Ah, good evening to you all. And who may I ask are all of you…?", said the butler.
"C'mon Charles, it's me Danny! I brought Stocking and her fiance Sonic here to see Mother Maggie.", replied the teen. The butler looked over his shoulder as he saw the blue hedgehog and sugar loving goth behind him. "Hmm…ah, but of course young Daniel. Come right in you three, I'll let the mistress know that you've arrived.", said Charles as the trio entered the mansion.
The butler led them into the main area close to the foyer of the mansion, as Sonic looked around at the many paintings of the woman on the wall. "Wow, talk about upscale! Whoever this Maggie person is, she's livin' large!", smirked the hedgehog.
"Hm, the décor in here really fits my style. If you can score me a house like this Sonic, I'd diddle you for years.", said the goth while hiding a smirk.
"Mother Maggie used to be a Madame back in her younger years, before she got married. After her husband died he left her his house which is now in her name, thanks to his will…", said the gothic boy.
"No kiddin'? Her husband must've been rich!", replied Sonic.
"So now she's a widow with a big ass house, can't get more exciting than that.", added Stocking.
"Well, she's more than just that. She's also the mayor of this city as well…", said Danny. Sonic stopped in his tracks for a split second after hearing that. "Whoa-whoa, you mean she's not only a sorceress, but she runs this city too?!", he stammered.
"Of course…", Danny replied.
"Well that would explain the mansion as well as her knowing all the locals around here…", shrugged the gothic angel. After walking for a bit, Charles sat the trio down in a cozy waiting room while he went to go look for Mother Maggie. "I shall return in a brief moment…", he said nonchalantly.
"Speaking of Geek Boy, wonder how he's doin' still chasin' my sisters cock around…?", sighed Stocking.
~ Back in Daten City, preferably the church ~
We hear heavy breathing and moaning coming from the blonde's bedroom door, not only was it her voice…but it was also the voice of a certain orange haired otaku.
"P-P-Panty! Oh God! That's it!"
"Ya like that Geek Boooy!"
"PANTY DON'T STOP! OOOOOOH!"
"ALMOST! ALMOST! I'M GONNA FOCKIN' CUM!"
Pretty soon both of them cummed as a long sigh was heard, then it was followed by the sound of snoring.
~ Back in Shayden City, Mother Maggie's home ~
Sonic along with his gothic wife and Danny were still seated on the couch while waiting for Mother Maggie. A few minutes later Charles came back in while having his geeves-like stature with him. "The mistress of the house, has arrived…", said the butler, as he introduced the group to the mayor, as well as sorceress of the city.
"Ah…Mother Maggie, you're still as beautiful as ever…", bowed Danny causing Sonic and Stocking to look at him strangely. The woman herself was within her mid to upper 60's, while wearing a black gothic gown and dark eyeliner with blue eyelids. She had dark blue hair like Stocking, and wore a pearl necklace as her dark teal eyes looked at Danny before glancing at Sonic and Stocking.
She had white shoulder length gloves on as well as a fur around her neck, which really begged the question if she was an actual witch or not.
"Okay Danny boy, you can drop the act. I know why these two are here.", said the elder woman. Big question marks appeared above the heads of all three of them in surprise.
"You do?", the trio responded in unison.
"Of course. Garterbelt's told me so much about you two I feel like I already know you.", smiled Mother Maggie. Feeling a little comfortable Sonic decided to introduce himself as well as Stocking.
"Well in case you don't, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! And that's my baby, my boo forever, Stocking Anarchy.", smiled the blue hedgehog.
"Nice to meet you. So uh, you're Garter's contact right?", asked the gothic angel.
"Why, yes sweetie I am. In fact, he's the one who called me personally after hearing the news of you two moving here to this city. It would be a fine pleasure to have you two here, especially after the problems we've been having lately…", replied the mistress.
"Yeah about that, Danny told us that you used to fight off ghosts and now they're supposedly coming back into the town. Is that true?", asked the hedgehog.
"Unfortunately, it is…", Maggie replied in a sweat drop tone.
"So I suppose you want us to do something about it right? I really hope I get some chocolate after this…", sighed Stocking, really not wanting to fight any ghosts today. All of the sudden a thunderbolt was heard as a loud squawk sounded throughout the mansion. "What the heck was that?!", stammered Sonic while looking around to see where the noise came from.
"Oh do relax youngin', that's just my cockatoo, Norris. Just like that Chuck dog that Garter told me about, Norris here receives clues about the ghosts whereabouts too.", replied Mother Maggie. Suddenly the burnt bird fluttered his way towards the old woman before perching on her arm, and spitting out a note.
It read, "Taffy".
"Great, it's Daten City all over again. I thought that douche said that moving here would deepen our marriage but now we're right back where we started!", groaned Stocking, really not in the mood to fight ghosts today. Sonic rubbed her shoulder before kissing her on the cheek.
"C'mon babe, it's just one ghost. How bad could it be?", he shrugged while smiling.
"And besides my dear, you and your husband are the ghost slayers of Daten City. So only you can handle this assignment.", added Maggie with encouragement. The gothic angel thought a moment before letting off a sigh. "Fine, we'll do it. But can you at least give us a place to stay?", she asked.
"The two of you can stay here with me, free of charge.", smiled the mistress.
"No way! Seriously?!", said Sonic with excitement before turning to Stocking, "C'mon babe, we have to do it! Free room n' board?! Who would turn that down…?" The gothic angel shrugged before smiling at the hedgehog about it…
"You're right…but when we get back, we're gonna have to discuss the sleeping arrangements.", Stocking replied. Danny escorted the trio out to help locate the ghost problem, as Mother Maggie stood by the doorway. "You two give that ghost some hell for me, okay?", smirked the old woman.
"Trust me! With my baby's skills, that ghost's gonna wish he stayed in Daten City!", waved Sonic as he followed behind Stocking.
~ Near the heart of Shayden City ~
There was an old candy making plant that was closed down due to "unsuspecting accidents", as a massive pile of black candy taffy-like goop was seen oozing from one of the plants towers. The ooze then grew laughing ghost faces, as more of it started to leak from the tower and spill onto the streets. The gothic citizens (and some regular ones) saw this monstrosity, as they ran for cover from the black and red laughing taffy ooze.
Suddenly small amounts of it started shooting into people's mouths as they too, started laughing uncontrollably from the taffy's laughter. Small puddles of taffy started engulfing people as the laughing ghost faces appeared around them, and in some cases, on the people's bodies as well.
A small group of Shayden City police thought that they could try and contain the laughing taffy, but their weapons wouldn't do them much justice at all. "Son of a bitch! There's no way in hell we'll kill these bastards!", stammered one of the officers.
"Well what the hell do you suggest?! Are weapons won't do shit against them!", growled another officer.
"If we end up swallowing one drop of that stuff, we won't be able to stop laughing!", stammered the other policeman. Suddenly one of the laughing taffy puddles noticed the cops standing in fear, as it approached them slowly.
"What the fock are we standing around for?! Shoot it!", growled the main officer as he grabbed his gun and started shooting at the ghost-like candy substance. The puddle had multiple laughing faces on it as it grabbed the officer's guns and ate them like jello, they all dropped to their knees as they saw many of the citizens they were trying to protect, get eaten alive or absorbed by the laughing taffy.
"D-Don't tell me that prayer's the only way out of this!", begged another of the officers as they were about to accept the taffy covered fate that lie before them.
"Now why would you need that when you've got angels on your side…?", said a voice as the officers turned around to find two figures standing it a bright ray of light behind them. They both had angel wings as well as bright halos above their heads, causing the officers to cry in relief…
Sonic and Stocking walked towards the laughing puddles of black and red taffy, while in their angelic forms. Stocking with her white corset, grey heels, and blue heart accessories plus blue and white stockings. Sonic with his angelic ring as well as wings and a halo.
"You guys can stand down for now, we're professionals.", smirked the hedgehog while giving the cops a thumbs up with Stocking looking as well.
"B-But, are you sure you two can handle this mess that's going on here? We've tried everything against them and nothing seems to work!", stammered one of the officers.
"Ugh, we're angels from Daten City. We deal with shit like this on a daily basis so quit crying, we got this!", groaned the gothic angel. They both looked at the multiple faces of the taffy puddles as Stocking started to lick her lips because of the fruity smell, coming from the ghosts themselves…
"Daaammmnn…I really wanna eat them instead. They smell sooo good!", wined the goth.
"I'd agree with you babe, but I'm allergic to anything that's looking back at me.", sweat dropped Sonic. Suddenly one of the laughing taffy ghosts attacked the duo, as it got quickly slashed by the gothic angel. That's when Sonic revved up into his Spin-Dash technique, and charged at the other taffy ghosts, splattering them every which-a-way. The police officers couldn't believe what they were seeing, as Sonic and Stocking were owning these ghosts with no problem whatsoever.
"A-Are these two for real?!", stammered one of the officers.
"I had no idea angels could kick ass like that.", replied another. More taffy puddles lunged at the duo as they slashed and smacked them down with as much angel power as they could. "These fockers are really getting messy babe! You okay?!", asked Stocking while slicing another taffy ghost in half.
"I'm good here!", Sonic replied as he used a Homing Attack on several of them. After enough slashing the remaining laughing taffy ghosts started merging with one another, as well as any citizens that have eaten the ghostly candy. Suddenly there was a massive pile of laughing taffy three stories high, as it was covered in people's laughing faces, as well as the laughing ghost faces of the taffy itself.
"EYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Sorry pal, but the jokes on you now!", smirked Sonic as his angelic aura started to increase a bit.
"What my baby means to say is; time for your curtain call asshole!", added Stocking.
~ "FLY AWAY" ~
"The song plays in the background as twin halos appear, then they reveal Sonic and Stocking (in anime form) as the two of them appear on a lit up dance floor. The hedgehog grasps the angel in his arms while spinning her around before leaning down towards the floor, almost like ballroom dancing. After a flare of her wings show up, they both started dirty dancing a bit as Stocking flipped her hair in a flare of beauty. She turned around and winked at her husband before he spun her around again, that's when they both chanted their incantation…"
"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness…"
"O chaotic spirit dwelling between those born of Heaven and Earth…"
"May the thunderous power from our love for each other, strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger! Banishing your loathsome impurities and sending you back from once you came!"
"In the name of Sonic and Stocking Anarchy…"
"REPENT YOU MOTHERFOCKER!"
With their combined strength, Sonic and Stocking used a combination move consisting of a cyclone wind gust as well as multiple slash shockwaves. They both collided with the laughing taffy ghost as it was slashed as well as cut up by the sharp wind gust; known as Sonic Wind. Flashing lights started to appear from the still laughing ghost as if it didn't care that its time, was soon up.
"BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
**BOOOOOOM!**
The taffy exploded as the remains blew away in the night breeze, never to be heard from…or laughed from again. Normally when the angels defeat a ghost they'd expect to get some heaven coins, right? Well in this case, four shiny pieces landed on the ground after the ghost had died, however they were not the same brand of heavens that Stocking and Sonic were used to.
"What the hell is this?! Where's our freaking money?!", growled the goth as she was not familiar with the brand of heaven coins that was given. The hedgehog looked at the coins himself as he shook his head.
"Those don't look like the coins I'm used to getting…", he replied.
"That's because these are Shayden City Heaven Coins…", said Danny who appeared behind the duo as they turned around to find him, with Mother Maggie in tow. The remaining citizens were saved as they looked upon their saviors and cheered loudly.
"Well now, you two really do live up to your reputation as Daten City's finest heroes. Garterbelt couldn't have picked a better duo than the one I'm looking at right now…", she smiled.
"Aw c'mon, you're gonna make a guy blush over here!", smiled Sonic sheepishly while scratching his head. Stocking was still confused about the type of heavenly currency that she received. "So…these are Shayden City heavens? How are they different from Daten's…?", she asked.
"They aren't my dear, they contain the same value as the heaven coins you collected back in your hometown. They're just branded differently…", Mother Maggie replied. Suddenly her phone started to ring as she quickly picked it up, she was happy to hear who it was on the other line.
"Good timing old friend! They just took care of our little ghost situation that we had a moment ago.", smiled the mistress.
"That's great to know Mag, I'm sure those two will keep yo' city safe and outta harm's way!", replied Garterbelt on the other line.
"Wait a sec', is that Garter?", perked Sonic as Stocking recognized the voice as well.
"Has he been spying on us the whole time?", wondered the gothic angel.
"Heh-heh. Ah Garter, you sure know how to make an old woman feel young again…", said Maggie causing the afro preacher to dry heave for a bit before returning to the phone. After the two of them finished their conversation, Mother Maggie hung up the phone as she turned her attention towards the crowd of people in the street.
"My fellow citizens! Gaze your eyes on the people behind me! They are from Daten City, as they are the angels that have saved it from trouble, as well as you all! Now I want you to make them feel welcome in this city they call their new home! This is…Sonic and Stocking Anarchy, the newest saviors of our city!"
The gothic citizens as well as police cheered on their new heroes, as the hedgehog and gothic angel waved and smiled. "Y'know something babe? I think I'm actually gonna like it here…", said Sonic.
"You and me both baby. Anyway, I could sure go for some taffy right about now.", replied Stocking.
"Gah! Wha?!", stammered the hedgehog.
"Just kidding!", laughed the goth. Sonic wiped a drop of sweat away from his forehead as he looked into Stocking's eyes and kissed her. Even though this new city is infested with an old threat, they knew their love would conquer all. Not only did they have a new place to stay…they could truly call this place, their new home…
~ Clap ya hands! Clap ya hands! Clap-clap-clap-clap ya hands! ~
~ END of ACT 1! ~
A.N: YES! That does it for the first episode of Sonic and Stocking Anarchy. I'll admit, it was a bit like the first episode of PSG, so I just turned the elements around a little bit due to the new location that our couple will now be staying in. BTW, all the chapters will be going in "Sonic the Hedgehog" fashion (ex. Zone 1 Act 1 and so on…). And it's a strong possibility that I MIGHT throw the chaos emeralds in there. (They'll get one every second act though.)
Stay up for Act 2 for this episode! It's up next!