-1Chapter 1: Making fun of the typical housewife persona that is given to Al in elricest fics

NOTE: the words parenthesis are my comments.

Hey. I'm Edward Elric. And today, I'm going to tell you of the story that changed my life. It all started at the Skate Board park.

"Heyyyyyyyy al"

"HEY BROTHER SUP JUST DOING SHOME LAWNDRYYYYYYYYYY" said al enthusiastically…. x.x (ohmygawd)

"okay al you are such a good house wife"

"BUT I'M NOT A HOUUUUUUUUSE…..wife."

Ed laughed and kissed him on the forehead.

"Whatever al, see ya."

"Where are you going, brother?"

"TO THE SKATEBOARDPARK WHERE DO YOU THINK AL GAWSHHH"

"kay.." said al with a face like this: o.o