Hollywood Hi-jinks!
Author's Note: Hey Folks! L1701E is here and back once again with a brand new fic! This time, the Misfits go Hollywood! Check it out!
To RogueFanKC: Don't worry. I don't plan to break the Misfits up. Remember, Wanda and Pietro said they might want to join the Avengers someday. That does not necessarily mean anytime soon.
Chapter 1: Announcement! The Misfits will be in a movie!
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"Man, that movie was a stinker!" Pietro groaned. The Misfits had just left a theater in Bayville.
"I don't get it." Blob shook his head. "I just don't get it. Why'd that usher stop us from throwing food at the screen? Even he thought that movie was terrible!"
"Well, at least Toad and Al found a way to keep themselves occupied." Lance grumbled, pointing at the couple. One could notice that Todd had lipstick all over his face.
"What?" Todd shrugged his shoulders. Paul was signing an autograph for a pretty blonde girl.
"Here you go." Starchild grinned, handing the autograph to the girl.
"OmigodOmigodOmigod!!" She squealed, jumping up and down excitedly. "Oh thank you thank you thank you! You Misfits rule! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" She ran down the street, screaming excitedly. Craig watched the scene with a yawn. He had slept through the movie.
"Paul, you'll never quit." Craig groaned.
"You know what I don't get, guys?" Pyro grumbled. "The fact that they got mad after I set the film on fire. I mean, a movie that bad should be ablaze."
"The fact that the people were cheering for you didn't help your case for some reason, John." Wanda snickered.
"You think that the people in charge of a theater would know a good movie." Althea sighed as she looked in her wallet. "Ten bucks down the tubes." She glared at the others. "And this was originally supposed to be just me and Toddles here."
"We were bored. Sue us." Pietro shrugged. "Give us a break. We let you two make out in peace!"
"Good think Kitty didn't come. I would've hated to bring her to that borefest." Lance sighed. "Who directed that monster of a flick."
"Someone named Dirk McGee." Xi made himself visible. "If that was cinema, I do not like movies anymore."
"He probably didn't have a decent writer." Paul replied. "The writer was probably some hack. Hard to believe that was the same guy who directed Evil Space Chickens from Dimension X I, II, III, IV, and V." Starchild shook his head in shame.
"Yeah those Evil Space Chicken movies were great! Where'd he go wrong?" Pietro wailed.
"I have never seen the Evil Space Chicken movies before." Xi replied.
"What?" Lance asked in shock. "Please tell me you're kidding, Xi."
"The Space Chicken films are great!" Wanda snapped. "I never will forget the part in Chickens III where Ted finally confessed his love for Samantha."
"And he did it while slaughtering seven chickens with a chainsaw. It was so beautiful!" Althea teared up.
"Yeah, wait………" Pietro looked at Paul. "I remember in Chickens II, there was a scene where the chickens attacked a school. Now when I think about it, one of the kids in that scene looked a lot like you, only without a birthmark." Quicksilver noticed. Paul put up his hands in a dramatic manner.
"It's true!" Paul wailed, purposely overacting. "I was an extra in Evil Space Chickens from Dimension X II. I was a kid then. I did bit parts in movies and I was in some commercials." Paul then let out his trademark grin. "I also was an extra in Terminator 2. In the scene at the arcade. My movie resume right there." Starchild shrugged.
"If the X-Girls find out Paul, they'll scramble to get their hands on those movies." Xi said plainly.
"Xi, they re-released the Evil Space Chicken series on DVD." Althes told the snake-like mutant. "We gotta get it!" The Misfits ran off.
"Y'Know, I have heard rumors that they are making an Evil Space Chickens from Dimension X VI." Craig remembered. "I read about it on a movie site."
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(Hollywood, California.)
"CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!" A man screamed into a megaphone. He was a muscular man with a thin moustache and black hair. He looked to be in his late 30s. "Ugh. This picture is turning into a real disaster." He didn't notice an assistant walk up to him as he slumped down in his chair. "It was never this bad when I directed the first five Evil Space Chicken movies."
"Maybe what you need is new blood. New heroes for the Evil Chickens to try and destroy." The assistant, a teen with messy semi-long blond hair suggested. The elder man glared at him. "Just suggesting, Mr. McGee." The director looked ready to throttle the young man when his eyes flashed with inspiration.
"That's it!" Dirk McGee realized. "New heroes! That's it! The chickens have tussled and gotten their feathered butts kicked by Ted Johnson and Samantha Gaines for the last five films! They need new opponents. A new challenge…" McGee's eyes flashed again when he laid them on a newspaper. It was open to a headline: "Misfits Beat up Senator, No One Cares". Underneath it was a picture of the GI Joe-trained mutants beating up Senator Kelly. "THAT'S IT!!!" He jumped in the air. "Get me the Misfits! I must have the Misfits in this film!" McGee ran off to make some calls, dragging the assistant behind him. What he didn't notice was that a cell phone he left behind started emitting an odd green glow. A shadow appeared to leap out of the device, and turned into a certain teenage Dreadnok.
"So, the Misfits are goin' Hollywood, aye?" Virus said to himself. "This'll be a hoot." He looked at the headline. He sneered when his eyes went to Todd. "I'll be here Tolensky, and I'll get what's rightfully mine."
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(The X-Mansion)
"HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!" Jean Grey screamed as she ran down the hall, a boa constrictor made of water after her. Xi and Multiple watched the chase.
"Althea's improving." Multiple said to Xi.
"Mmm." Xi nodded in agreement. "Her hydrokinesis has improved greatly since John joined the team."
"Yeah. I never thought I'd see Althea make things out of water like John can make stuff out of fire." Jamie sighed. "I wish I had a cool power like Pyro and Wavedancer." Jamie moaned. "It's not fair." Rogue was about to walk by, but Jamie didn't notice. "I mean, what kind of power is being able to create copies of oneself anyway?"
"At least you can control your power." Rogue sighed as she walked by. "Ah wish Ah could kiss Paul…" She moaned.
"I thought Forge was working on a way to control Rogue's powers." Xi said.
"He keeps forgetting to get around to it. Don't tell Rogue, though." Jamie snickered. "She'll pound the Absent-Minded Inventor into next month if she does find out." Unfortunately for the two, and especially for Forge, Rogue overheard.
"That lyin' little…" Rogue growled as she stomped to his room, fists clenched. Several seconds later…
"OWWWWW!!!!! OW! OW!!! OWWWWW!!!!" Forge stomped out of his room, sporting numerous bruises. He stopped when he saw a shocked Multiple and Xi.
"Who blabbed?" He growled. Xi and Jamie looked at each other, then at the Inventor.
"Scott." They said together. Forge nodded and stomped off.
"OWWWWW!!!! OWWWWWW!!!! OWWWWWW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Scott screamed.
"That was close." Jamie wiped some sweat from his eyebrow. Xi nodded in agreement.
"Hey Xi! Jamie! Look what I got!" Paul ran up to the two mutants, holding a letter. "Gather the others!" A few moments later, the X-Men and the other Misfits had gathered in the Common Room, and Paul eagerly read them the letter. "…Sincerely, Dirk McGee."
"So let me get zis straight. Dirk McGee has asked you and ze other Misfits to star in Evil Space Chickens VI?" Kurt scratched his head. "I do not believe it."
"I don't believe it either." Lance said. "The Misfits in a movie."
"It's bound to be a flop." Scott grumbled. "The first Evil Space Chickens movie to bomb at the box office."
"Stop it Scott!" Jean scolded. "If Paul's in this movie, it's only going to be a hit!"
"Yeah, because I'm going to be his leading lady." Tabitha smirked.
"You? Ha!" Rogue laughed. "It's obvious that Ah'm more qualified for the job." The southerner flipped her short hair arrogantly.
"You can't even touch him!" Jean snapped. "I think I would look perfect in a scene with Starchild."
"Oh please! Knowing you, you'd drown Paul under your own ego!" Amara groaned. "However, Paul and I would look together in a scene."
"I dunno." Kitty said matter-of-factly. "I think Paul and I would look great in a scene."
"YEAH RIGHT!!" The other X-Girls hollered. They immediately started arguing. The other X-Men and the Misfits groaned.
"Paul, we really need to talk." Lance groaned.
"I hate that Starchild." Scott muttered.
Looks like the Misfits will be in a movie! What'll happen? What'll Virus do? Will the X-Men be involved in the movie too? Find out! Suggestions needed badly!
Author's Note: Hey Folks! L1701E is here and back once again with a brand new fic! This time, the Misfits go Hollywood! Check it out!
To RogueFanKC: Don't worry. I don't plan to break the Misfits up. Remember, Wanda and Pietro said they might want to join the Avengers someday. That does not necessarily mean anytime soon.
Chapter 1: Announcement! The Misfits will be in a movie!
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"Man, that movie was a stinker!" Pietro groaned. The Misfits had just left a theater in Bayville.
"I don't get it." Blob shook his head. "I just don't get it. Why'd that usher stop us from throwing food at the screen? Even he thought that movie was terrible!"
"Well, at least Toad and Al found a way to keep themselves occupied." Lance grumbled, pointing at the couple. One could notice that Todd had lipstick all over his face.
"What?" Todd shrugged his shoulders. Paul was signing an autograph for a pretty blonde girl.
"Here you go." Starchild grinned, handing the autograph to the girl.
"OmigodOmigodOmigod!!" She squealed, jumping up and down excitedly. "Oh thank you thank you thank you! You Misfits rule! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" She ran down the street, screaming excitedly. Craig watched the scene with a yawn. He had slept through the movie.
"Paul, you'll never quit." Craig groaned.
"You know what I don't get, guys?" Pyro grumbled. "The fact that they got mad after I set the film on fire. I mean, a movie that bad should be ablaze."
"The fact that the people were cheering for you didn't help your case for some reason, John." Wanda snickered.
"You think that the people in charge of a theater would know a good movie." Althea sighed as she looked in her wallet. "Ten bucks down the tubes." She glared at the others. "And this was originally supposed to be just me and Toddles here."
"We were bored. Sue us." Pietro shrugged. "Give us a break. We let you two make out in peace!"
"Good think Kitty didn't come. I would've hated to bring her to that borefest." Lance sighed. "Who directed that monster of a flick."
"Someone named Dirk McGee." Xi made himself visible. "If that was cinema, I do not like movies anymore."
"He probably didn't have a decent writer." Paul replied. "The writer was probably some hack. Hard to believe that was the same guy who directed Evil Space Chickens from Dimension X I, II, III, IV, and V." Starchild shook his head in shame.
"Yeah those Evil Space Chicken movies were great! Where'd he go wrong?" Pietro wailed.
"I have never seen the Evil Space Chicken movies before." Xi replied.
"What?" Lance asked in shock. "Please tell me you're kidding, Xi."
"The Space Chicken films are great!" Wanda snapped. "I never will forget the part in Chickens III where Ted finally confessed his love for Samantha."
"And he did it while slaughtering seven chickens with a chainsaw. It was so beautiful!" Althea teared up.
"Yeah, wait………" Pietro looked at Paul. "I remember in Chickens II, there was a scene where the chickens attacked a school. Now when I think about it, one of the kids in that scene looked a lot like you, only without a birthmark." Quicksilver noticed. Paul put up his hands in a dramatic manner.
"It's true!" Paul wailed, purposely overacting. "I was an extra in Evil Space Chickens from Dimension X II. I was a kid then. I did bit parts in movies and I was in some commercials." Paul then let out his trademark grin. "I also was an extra in Terminator 2. In the scene at the arcade. My movie resume right there." Starchild shrugged.
"If the X-Girls find out Paul, they'll scramble to get their hands on those movies." Xi said plainly.
"Xi, they re-released the Evil Space Chicken series on DVD." Althes told the snake-like mutant. "We gotta get it!" The Misfits ran off.
"Y'Know, I have heard rumors that they are making an Evil Space Chickens from Dimension X VI." Craig remembered. "I read about it on a movie site."
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(Hollywood, California.)
"CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!" A man screamed into a megaphone. He was a muscular man with a thin moustache and black hair. He looked to be in his late 30s. "Ugh. This picture is turning into a real disaster." He didn't notice an assistant walk up to him as he slumped down in his chair. "It was never this bad when I directed the first five Evil Space Chicken movies."
"Maybe what you need is new blood. New heroes for the Evil Chickens to try and destroy." The assistant, a teen with messy semi-long blond hair suggested. The elder man glared at him. "Just suggesting, Mr. McGee." The director looked ready to throttle the young man when his eyes flashed with inspiration.
"That's it!" Dirk McGee realized. "New heroes! That's it! The chickens have tussled and gotten their feathered butts kicked by Ted Johnson and Samantha Gaines for the last five films! They need new opponents. A new challenge…" McGee's eyes flashed again when he laid them on a newspaper. It was open to a headline: "Misfits Beat up Senator, No One Cares". Underneath it was a picture of the GI Joe-trained mutants beating up Senator Kelly. "THAT'S IT!!!" He jumped in the air. "Get me the Misfits! I must have the Misfits in this film!" McGee ran off to make some calls, dragging the assistant behind him. What he didn't notice was that a cell phone he left behind started emitting an odd green glow. A shadow appeared to leap out of the device, and turned into a certain teenage Dreadnok.
"So, the Misfits are goin' Hollywood, aye?" Virus said to himself. "This'll be a hoot." He looked at the headline. He sneered when his eyes went to Todd. "I'll be here Tolensky, and I'll get what's rightfully mine."
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(The X-Mansion)
"HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!!!!" Jean Grey screamed as she ran down the hall, a boa constrictor made of water after her. Xi and Multiple watched the chase.
"Althea's improving." Multiple said to Xi.
"Mmm." Xi nodded in agreement. "Her hydrokinesis has improved greatly since John joined the team."
"Yeah. I never thought I'd see Althea make things out of water like John can make stuff out of fire." Jamie sighed. "I wish I had a cool power like Pyro and Wavedancer." Jamie moaned. "It's not fair." Rogue was about to walk by, but Jamie didn't notice. "I mean, what kind of power is being able to create copies of oneself anyway?"
"At least you can control your power." Rogue sighed as she walked by. "Ah wish Ah could kiss Paul…" She moaned.
"I thought Forge was working on a way to control Rogue's powers." Xi said.
"He keeps forgetting to get around to it. Don't tell Rogue, though." Jamie snickered. "She'll pound the Absent-Minded Inventor into next month if she does find out." Unfortunately for the two, and especially for Forge, Rogue overheard.
"That lyin' little…" Rogue growled as she stomped to his room, fists clenched. Several seconds later…
"OWWWWW!!!!! OW! OW!!! OWWWWW!!!!" Forge stomped out of his room, sporting numerous bruises. He stopped when he saw a shocked Multiple and Xi.
"Who blabbed?" He growled. Xi and Jamie looked at each other, then at the Inventor.
"Scott." They said together. Forge nodded and stomped off.
"OWWWWW!!!! OWWWWWW!!!! OWWWWWW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Scott screamed.
"That was close." Jamie wiped some sweat from his eyebrow. Xi nodded in agreement.
"Hey Xi! Jamie! Look what I got!" Paul ran up to the two mutants, holding a letter. "Gather the others!" A few moments later, the X-Men and the other Misfits had gathered in the Common Room, and Paul eagerly read them the letter. "…Sincerely, Dirk McGee."
"So let me get zis straight. Dirk McGee has asked you and ze other Misfits to star in Evil Space Chickens VI?" Kurt scratched his head. "I do not believe it."
"I don't believe it either." Lance said. "The Misfits in a movie."
"It's bound to be a flop." Scott grumbled. "The first Evil Space Chickens movie to bomb at the box office."
"Stop it Scott!" Jean scolded. "If Paul's in this movie, it's only going to be a hit!"
"Yeah, because I'm going to be his leading lady." Tabitha smirked.
"You? Ha!" Rogue laughed. "It's obvious that Ah'm more qualified for the job." The southerner flipped her short hair arrogantly.
"You can't even touch him!" Jean snapped. "I think I would look perfect in a scene with Starchild."
"Oh please! Knowing you, you'd drown Paul under your own ego!" Amara groaned. "However, Paul and I would look together in a scene."
"I dunno." Kitty said matter-of-factly. "I think Paul and I would look great in a scene."
"YEAH RIGHT!!" The other X-Girls hollered. They immediately started arguing. The other X-Men and the Misfits groaned.
"Paul, we really need to talk." Lance groaned.
"I hate that Starchild." Scott muttered.
Looks like the Misfits will be in a movie! What'll happen? What'll Virus do? Will the X-Men be involved in the movie too? Find out! Suggestions needed badly!