It was supposed to be a normal night for twenty seven year old Josh Trudel as he stepped foot into the Raw arena—only to hear a verbal fight. Why do I have a feeling it's between Haylie and Mike…..again? Josh thought as he stepped towards the crowd, pushed some people aside and sure enough—it was Haylie and Mike. What the fuck are they fighting about now?
"Yo, what are they fighting about now?" Josh whispered towards Eve Torres.
"They're fighting over who's better between the two," Eve whispered back.
"Who's winning?" Josh whispered.
"Haylie." Eve whispered.
"Figures." Josh muttered.
"What makes you so fucking special!" Mike yelled towards Haylie.
"Well, let's see," Haylie started, "I made history three times, I'm a natural hottie, almost everyone likes me, and what have you accomplished?" Haylie asked.
"I—" Mike got cut off.
"You've managed to make a reality TV show horrible, and which in comparison, Jersey Shore is far better than the Real World, and you also managed to be a complete jackass." Haylie replied.
"How about you managed to get your facts straight Haylie!" Mike yelled.
"Uh, I did." Haylie replied. "You are a complete jackass. Who agrees with me?" Haylie asked the crowd, which they replied YES!
"Really?" Mike asked.
YES!
"Really?"
YES!
"Really?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
"And what makes Haylie the best? Her taste in music sucks, her taste in clothes is horrible, and I won't even get started getting into her taste in men." Mike said.
"Listen—my music is only to drown out your annoying voice and to help me be pumped up for my matches, my taste in clothes is original between the other Divas that reveals way too much skin….no offence." Haylie said, knowing there were Divas watching this. "And what's wrong with my taste in men?"
"The only attributes you seem to love in men is perfect abs and no brains." Mike said.
"Yeah, and you only got one of them." Haylie said.
Mike was silent for a few minutes then heard Haylie said, "Point proven."
"Shut up fist pumper." Mike muttered.
"Hey—don't be associating me with Jersey Shore—you know I hate the show." Haylie said.
"Yeah—but you just have to find the guys cute, huh?" Mike asked. "Especially one of them which you drool over everytime you see him."
"Exact—wait, which one?" Haylie asked.
"That 'The Situation' guy or whatever." Mike said.
"Awwwh." Cooed the audience.
"Wait a minute, since when the fuck is that awwh worthy?" Haylie asked.
"Just now." Said none other than her best friend Sydney.
"Since when the fuck did Haylie love The Situation? As a matter of fact, when did she start watching the show?" Josh whispered to Eve.
"She hates the show, but is forced to watch it from Sydney." Eve said.
"Oh—very understandable." Josh whispered.
"Now—back to the topic at hand, between us, who has the most pin fall victories between us?" Haylie asked.
Mike was gonna answer, but got cut of by Haylie.
"Yeah—that would be me." Haylie said.
"No—me." Mike said.
"Me."
"Me."
"Me."
"Me."
"Me."
"Me."
"I'm awesome." Haylie said.
"No you're not dude don't lie." Mike said.
"The fuck?" Haylie asked.
"Exactly." Mike said.
"I'm awesome, plain and simple." Haylie said.
"No you're not, I'm awesome." Mike said.
"I'm awesome." Haylie said then kicked Mike where the sun don't shine and walked away. "And don't you forget it bitch."