Alright, this is my first fiction so be nice. ^^;; *gets hit in theface with rotten fruit*

Fine! Be that way! *blows a rasberry* ANYWAY...This is just gonna be a several short stories

about what I think might happen to the yugioh cast behind closed doors. They are NOT, i repeat, NOT

related to one another in any way. And since i dont know his name, i belive i'll call him Tomas!

hope you enjoy! ^_^

rating: pg-13

warnings: language, alcohol and drug abuse, and slight shonen-ai

i own nothing! there....

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The limozine pulls up to the Domino High school. As the chauffeur straightens the camera on top

the review mirror, the CEO Seto Kaiba huffs down the walkway. He dosn't even wait for the driver

to open the door for him, gets in and slams it shut.

"Have a rough day, Kaiba sir?" the driver decides to ask. "What do you think, moron?" a rather

pissed Kaiba. they come to a stop in front of his mansion and Kaiba gets out and walks to the

driver's window. "Don't move. I'll be out in a minute." he says before going into his house. When

he returns some few minutes later he had with him not the usual breifcase, but a oversized leather

sack. "The usual drop off, Kaiba sir?"

"Thats exactly were i want to go right now, Tomas." he replies, pulling out a bottle of vodka out

of the sack and taking several gulps before sitting back and staring out the window. This went on

for quiet a while and before long the CEO was humming a drunken tune. Our little loyal spy,Tomas,

pressed the zoom button on the hidden camera so that now we got a full veiw on whats going on.

By now, Kaiba was no longer humming the tune, but full out singing. He was also digging through

his sack once more with one hand. The other was holding onto his three-quarter empty bottle. Now

picture the scene for yourselves, will ya? The bags resting on his feet and he is bent over with

his entire arm and head searching inside it while his other hand is holding the bottle with the

alcoholic beverage slowly dripping onto the leather seat. AND hes singing so loud that the people

on the sidewalk turn to see whats going on.

Now Kaiba stops his singing and giggles before shutting the little window between the driver's

part and his. The limozine comes to a stop and Tomas takes the camera and buggs it somewere on

himself before getting out and opening the door for the CEO to find that he indeed did find what

he was looking for in the sack. He was wearing the following: tight leather pants, bright blue

tank top, and a nose-ring. He also had his hair spiked and BRIGHT pink! Giggling like a fool, he

trips over the edge of the sidewalk and grabs a parking meter for support while he drops his now

empty bottle on the ground making it shatter.

"Tomas, get my sack. pleeeaaasssee?" said the drunken Kaiba, sounding like a little child asking

for a toy in a store. "right away, Kaiba sir." says Tomas, before getting it and handing it to

CEO. Kaiba, letting go of the meter to grab the bag colapses on the ground with a thud before

full-out laughing. Soon he was standing and walking a little better and sets off down a walk to

a brightly light building. Before walking into the place he yells off to the chauffeur.

"I want you to be in the same spot to pick me up later on! So don't move!". Our spy looks into

the camera, "Yeah right," he says before stalking off down a alley and climes atop several boxes

and a trash bin as to look into the clubs only window. Then he places the camera on the edge so

to get a better veiw.

We see Kaiba now walking, almost normaly, to another boy before groping his ass. The boy gives a

suprised yelp before turning around quickly and we find its Jounochi. Kaiba gives a triumphent

laugh before grabing the furiously blushing Jou by the wrist and leading him out of the building.

"Shit!",says Tomas before grabing the camera and making a mad dash back to the limo. He pratically

dives into the driver seat and tries to slow his breath before putting the camera back into its

origional place behind the review mirror. Just as he does, the back door is openedby Kaiba and

he climes in while pulling Jou in with him.

"Hey Tomas! Look who I found!", he says as he closed the door. Jou throws Kaiba a confused look.

"Excuse me if I'm wrong, but arent you supposed to be hating my guts and calling me a mutt right

now?" Kaiba giggles and pokes Jou in the ribs a few times. "Now why would I do such a thing like

that to such a pretty blond like you?" he says before giggling agian. "Mabey, I don't know, you're

drunk!", says Jou, nearly yelling. "And stop giggling will ya? It makes you sound like a girl."

"What? Giggle? You meen like this?", says Kaiba before giggling agian.

"Yes like that! Now quit it!", yells Jounochi, getting pretty ticked off right now. Not more that

three minutes went by before he started giggling agian. "I said quit it!", Jou yells agian before

knocking Kaiba upside the head with an empty beer bottle. And wouldn't you know it, the bottle

smashed and Kaiba fell on the seat out cold. "Ah, Shit.", was all that Jou said before poking the

CEO with his finger. The limozine comes to a stop in front of an apartment building and Tomas gets

out and opens the door for Juonochi. When they finally go back to the mansion, Tomas parks the limo,

leaving Kaiba to sleep in the back seat.

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I'll try to make others longer. ^^;;

Please reveiw! And tell me who you would like me to follow next if you please! ^__^