Kitty: Hoyho! It's a bit angsty at first, then gets funny and FLUFFINESS! ^.^ Gawtta luv it.

Ryou=Hikari side

Bakura= Yami side

I switch between calling Seto Seto and Kaiba a lot, but he's the same guy!

DISCLAIMER: KITTY DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH BUT SHE DOES OWN THE PLOT OF THIS FIC YAK YAK YAK ETC

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Seto sat in front of his parents graves. "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to leave

me with that GODDAMN GOZABURO?!?

HE RUINED MY LIFE! What have I got to live for anymore? Mokuba doesnt need me.. he hates me

right now.. no parents.. no friends..

and no chance with the girl I love. Maybe I should just kill myself and get it over with..."

Seto slammed his fists on the ground an

started to cry. "I need help someone.. anyone... I need a guardian angel or something..." he

mumbled through his tears. Little did he

know,his wish was about to be granted.... kind of. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

came a shout from overhead. A girl with black leathery dragon wings, black cat ears and tail,

yellow cat eyes and fangs fell from the

sky with a thud. "Owie... Gotta work on my landings.." she mumbled. "AGGGGGH!" yelled Seto.

The girl/demon/whatever stood up

and brushed herself off, which is when Seto noticed the long yellow claws coming out of her

hands just behind her knuckles.

"Sorry, where are my manners? Im Kitty, and i'll be your guardian today!" she said, smiling.

Seto stared. "You dont look very...

angel-ish." said Seto. "Well.... Im a demon, but ya see no one wanted to take the job because

your a known mental case and

theyre all kinda busy, so I took it! Sides, it's been a long time scince i've gotten to help

someone cute ^.^" said Kitty. Seto

sweatdropped.

"But how- What- Huh? Im confused. Do you mean to tell me theres a whole organization for this?"

asked Seto. "Yuppers! So, where

do ya live? Hang on- I have your file here.." said Kitty as she took a book out of her pocket.

Her eyes widened. "Ooooooooohhhhhh

boy. Your a richie, aint cha? MUNCHIES! Im starving, it's a long journey, even when ya fall

most of it."grinned Kitty. Seto stared. "I

cant take you to my house! You'll cause a PANIC!" shouted Seto. "Not to worry! Watch!" suddenly

Kitty glowed, and all the demon

accsesories of sorts dissapeared, and standing there was what appeared to be a normal girl.

"How am I going to explain you to

Mokuba?" asked Seto. "He's staying with a friend and you know it damn well Kaiba." said Kitty.

"Now let's GO!" "Um okay.." said Seto ignoring the fact Mokuba was coming back in a week,

and with that they started walking down the street. (Yup, im here again. Didnt you miss me?

Just call me an... original character!

Pretend im NOT writing this!) Kaiba opened the door to his mansion. "Well, here it is." said

Seto as he walked in. Kitty go a weird

look on her face. The door closed. Another flash of light and Kitty was in demon form again.

^_^ "FWEEEEEEEEE" she shouted

and started to fly around. -Of all the guardian angels in the universe I get the nut.- thought

Seto to himself. Kitty landed. "Sorry, just

gotta fly around in a place this big and empty. Dont mean to be rude, but wheres the kitchen? I

havent eaten for three days!" said

Kitty. Seto stared. "O.o.... It's to your left." said Seto pointing. "Thanks!" said Kitty as

she flew into the kitchen. Seto stared.

"Okay. I need help. I beter call someone with vauge comprehension of what the heck is going on

here...." mumbled Seto. He picked

up the phone. "Hello, Yugi? Is Ryou over there too? You need to get over here right away, and

both of you bring your yamis. Don't

ask questions, just GO." said Seto as he hung up the phone. He glanced into the kitchen. Kitty

was scarfing a hero sandwhich so

fast she couldv'e competed with Joey. Seto sweatdropped and waited at the door with it open a

crack. He couldnt let Kitty hear a

knock or the jig would be up. He was them hurrying up the drive, opened the door and dragged

all four of them inside and shut the

door. 'Alright Kaiba, whats going on?" asked Yami suspiciously. 'You wont belive it until I

show you" said Seto, and they followed him

to the kitchen door. Kitty had slowed to a human speed of eating but apeared to be on her

7th Hero sandwhich. Everyone but Seto and Bakuras eyes bugged and then all of them ran into a

lounge. "What the HELL was THAT?" asked Yugi. "That was.......... I have no idea." said Yami.

"She says she's a guardian angel, only she's a demon." said Seto. "HAH! Kaiba needs a G.A?"

Cackled Bakura. "What would YOU know about it tomb robber?" asked Seto. 'Simple. I had one back

in Egypt. And if im right- I think she's one of those demons I heard about that get into the

training academy that want to help people instead of killing them like theyre supposed too.

Not a lot of them do it though, they get shunned by their fellow demons and the angels alike.

She seem's familiar. Whats her name?"" said Bakura. "Kitty" said a bewildered Seto. "HAH! I

knew it! she's gotta be a relative of my G.A! She was a demon too! Her name was Kat!"

(Muy yami! =D) "Okay, but what do we DO?" asked Yugi. "Thats why you four are here. HELP."

said Seto. "I guess you'll just have to let her stay" said Ryou. "I HEARD A BRITISH ACCENT!"

came a voice from the kitchen. "Yup. Definitely related to Kat. Kat liked Egyptian accents."

said Bakura. Seto snickered. "Got along real well with her, didja?" snickered Seto. Bakura

blushed. "sheddup" he mumbled. Kitty zoomed in and stopped short. "o.o Oopsie." said Kitty.

Seto sweatdropped. "Relax Kitty, Bakura here knew a relative of yours named Kat. "Kat? Cousin

Kat? Oh! YOU must be that cute evil guy she always talks about ^-^" said Kitty. Bakura blushed.

Ryou snickered. "AHA! Your the british one I heard. ^_^ Wow Seto, you have cute friends." said

Kitty. Ryous turn to go red. "ALRIGHT KITTY THATS ENOUGH. Now what are we gonna do with you?"

said Seto. "I have to stay here buddy ^-^ Da rules." said Kitty. Yami snickered. "Hoy! Your

that pharoah guy arent you? Wow, we have a whole file cabinet on you. You also ought to shut

up. All of ye. I know who each and every one of you are in love with. Well, not the cute one

with the british accent, but that isnt the point. Stuff it or I spill it." Seto,Yami,Yugi and

Bakura blushed. "Shutting up" said Yami. "What are you going to do all day?" asked Seto. "^.^

Im enrolled in your school Seto! Im in all of your classes! Innat great?" said Kitty. Seto

moaned. "Great." Suddenly the phone rang. "Hello?" said Seto. "Kaiba? I need to speak to Yugi.

Is he there?" came Joey's voice. "Yeah Mutt. YUGI! Joey's on the phone." answered Seto. Yugi

picked up the phone. "Ummm Yug? You'll NEVER belive this. You have GOT to get over here NOW."

said Joey. "Guardian Angel?" asked Yugi. Silence. "How did you know?" asked Joey incredelously.

"Choo think im at Kaiba's for? Afternoon tea? We have an angel of sorts of our own." said Yugi.

"Woah." said Joey. "Just bring her over here. We've got to sort this out." said Yugi as he hung

up the phone. Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door. Ryou opened it and Joey ran in

with a tall girl about Kitty's age with blue eyes and blonde hair. "^.^ KITTY!" she shouted.

"KURRY!" shouted Kitty as she hugged her apparent friend. "Uhhhh.. You two know each other?"

asked Bakura. "^.^ Kurry's my best bud! Um, well besides Kat, she's my ONLY bud, but thats

besides the point." said Kitty. Suddenly a pair of bright white angel wings appeared on Kurry's

back in a flash of light. "You enrolled in Domino high too?" asked Yami. "Yupppers! ^___^"

said Kurry. "Well, Joey's house is small, so why dont you stay here? The Mutt can too."

said Seto. Joey growled. "Im not leaving Serenity alone." sad Joey. "She can come too. Im sure

Seto wouldnt mind." Kitty grinned. Seto turned red. "FINE." said Joey. "I'll go get her. Be

back in a few hours." said Joey. and then he turned around and left. "Im going to suppose

Serenity knows about you?" said Bakura. "Yuppers ^-^" said Kurry.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A few hours later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

There was a knock on the door. Yami let Joey and Serenity in. "^-^ Hi Seto! Thank you for

letting us stay here." said Serenity. Seto turned a shade of red previously thought to be

humanly impossible. "Your welcome" said Seto managing to regain his power of speech. your

rooms are upstairs and to the left." said Seto. "Okay Seto." said Serenity as she went to her

room, followed by her brother who had their baggage (he had refused to let Serenity carry it).

Seto collapsed on the couch. "Ah yes, realization hits that the girl of his dreams is going to

be staying in his house for who knows how long." said Kitty. Seto turned red and glared.

Kurry gigggled.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ That night~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ryou,Bakura,Yugi and Yami were staying for dinner. At the moment they were all playing cards

accept Kitty and Seto were in the kitchen making dinnner, Seto could cook, and Kitty had to

help if he asked, being his guardian. They were playing the alphabet game where they had to

name something from each letter of the

alphabet as it was their turn. They were in the O's. "Isis!" said Yami.

"Were in the O's Yami."

"Oops"

"DIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER" came Kittys voice from the kitchen. "^_^ Yay! Food!"

said Kurry as she ran to the dining room just behind Joey. Serenity sweatdroppped and walked

at a sane speed into the kitchen with the rest. "Soft Tacos! ^-^" said Kitty. Kaiba, apparently

caught off guard was still wearing a white chefs hat (the kind that sorta flops over) that

read 'kiss the cook' around the brim. Seto turned bright red and whipped the hat of his head.

Serenity giggled, Yugi and Ryou smiled, and Yami,Bakura,Joey and Kurry all burst out laughing.

"Oh shut up"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kitty yawned at the top of the stairs. "Morning all" said Kitty. Seto sighed. "You still look

like someone out of Good Charlotte" "So?" "Nevermind" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

came a shout from upstairs as Kurry came flying down the hall (literally) and crashed into Joey

who was just coming out of his room. "Ooof! Your supposed to protect me, not attack me!"

said Joey indignantly. "I was attacked by a rabid BLUE EYES ROBOT" yelled Kurry. "Oooh, you

ran into Ice, did you? He protects Mokuba when im not with him." said Seto. "Cool!" said

Serenity, making Seto turn red. Joey growled. "Three deep breaths, Joey. count backwards from

ten, think of Mai, whatever, just don't strangle the host." Kurry whispered to Joey. Joey

turned pink, but calmed down. Kitty started down the stairs but tripped on her own shoelace

and fell most of the way. "x___X Ow" said Kitty when she sat up. Seto sweatdropped. Um... I

guess we better go or we'll be late." said Seto. When they finally got to school

(im ignoring the uniforms =P) they had to run to their classes. Seto,Kitty and Serenity had

advanced science with Ryou, and Yugi, while Kurry,Joey,Bakura,Mai,Isis and Yami had Phys ed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SCIENCE CLASS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Everyone pick a partner" said the science teacher, Mr.Formaldahyde (lol). "Go on Seto,

Serenity needs a partner" said Kitty as she shoved him towards her. Kaiba just had time to hiss

back "so does Ryou" before he asked Serenity to be his partner. Kitty turned pink and then

blinked as she realized she and Ryou really were the last ones without partners. "The new girl

got Ryou, I feel sorry for her, he'll probably make something explode again." said some random

kid. Ryou was great at science, but addmitedly a biiit clumsy. And to make things worse, so

was Kitty. Extra crispy science lab, here we come. Kitty sat down with Ryou and they started

working on the experiment. They both reached for a beaker at the same time, and knocked heads.

"BLAM" they blinked. eveything but their eyes, which were protected with goggles, was covered

with black ash. They looked at each other and burst out laughing. Seto sighed. He had moved in

the way so Serenity didnt get covered in ash, and now his entire face sans eyes was black.

"What do you know, they make a perfect couple" said same random kid. Both blushed

(though you couldnt tell)

then saw Seto and laughed again. Serenity blinked " ^.^ Thank you so much Seto!" said Serenity.

Seto turned so purple you could see it through the ash.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GYM CLASS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"RUN RUN RUN! MOVE IT PEOPLE!" bellowed the coach as they ran laps. The two yamis were ahead,

Kurry and Isis were just behind, and Mai was in the back with Joey (who couldve ran faster but

for whatever reason, chose not too) Suddenly Isis tripped into Yami, who fell over with Isis

on top of him and turned red. Isis jumped of him. "ACK! Sorry Yami!" said Isis. Yami blushed

and mumbled something incoherent and rand back up to Bakura, who laughed at him. Joey and Mai

almost past Isis, and Kurry had caught up to the Yamis. Bakura tipped, causing a domino

(get it? DOMINO?) effect, and everyone fell over. "I hate gym class" moaned Kurry. Suddenly

Malik ran up, panting. "Sorry im late! I have a note!" said Malik. "Whatever. Get running!"

barked the coach. Kurry got up quick."H-hi!" stuttered Kurry. Malik turned red. "H-h-i, are

you new here?" asked Malik. "Yeah, my names Kurry. what yours?" asked Kurry. "Less flirting,

more running! MOVE IT!" snapped the gym teacher. Both blushed and began running. "Malik Ishtar"

said Malik. Suddenly there was a shout from ahead.

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Kitty: =^-^= END! Well, thats the first chapter done, hope you like! Sorry for shortness!