Why The Akatsuki Never Drinks
"Tobi wants to have streamers and party hats! And a birthday pie!" Tobi yelled in Deidara's face. "Now, why in the hell are you telling me this?" Deidara asked in a pissed tone. "Because Tobi wants a surprise party. Its Tobi's birthday!" Tobi yelled waving his arms.
"Go ask leader." Deidara said getting up to get away from Tobi. "No! Leader scary!" Tobi said running up to Deidara clutching onto him for dear life. "Grow some balls and asked him!" Deidara shook him off and added, "And touch me again and I'll blow you up!" Tobi frowned and walked to Pein's room.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Tobi will make Konan like you!"
"...No."
"Give me a damn birthday party." Tobi suddenly changed to Madara.
"No."
"Motherfucker, give me a god damn party!" Madara slammed his fist on the table.
Pein looked at Madara.
"Ok. Get out." Pein pointed to the door.
"Tobi is having a party!" Tobi danced out the door.
"Bi-polar son of a bitch." He mumble looking down at paper work.
"Konan, send in Itachi and Kisame." Pein said, looking at Konan. "Sure, Pein-sama." Konan smiled, leaving the room. Once Konan got Itachi and Kisame, Pein nodded at Konan to leave the room. "I've got a mission for you." Pein said. "Does it have something to do with killing? No, capturing?" Kisame askd touching his sword.
"No...even worse..." Itachi raised an eyebrow. "Hn?"
"You have to shop for Tobi's birthday party." At this, Kisame started laughing. Pein looked at him, with a "WTF Man?" look. "Oh...you wasn't kidding."
Itachi and Kisame walked threw the nearest village for a birthday store. "We need sake. Lots and lots of sake." Kisame grinned. "Do you really think that is smart?" Itachi asked calmly. "Yeah! It ain't a party without sake!" Kisame yelled.
"And maybe some strippers." Kisame mumbled, "No." Itachi said sternly. "Party pooper." Kisame pouted. "Indeed." Itachi said calmly.
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