"THEY HAVEN'T MADE A JAIL THAT CAN HOLD THIS LITTLE BIRDIE."

"YES SIR, I'M DIGGING A TUNNEL TO FREEDOM."

For all of you Rio-Fans, this little FanFiction is a parody to one of my favorite comedy shows, Mister Ed. For anyone who's never heard of that show before, you can look it up, and I hope you enjoy this version of one of the best episodes, "Ed's Tunnel to Freedom."

This takes place exactly a few months before Blu, Jewel, and their kids, Carla, Bia, and Tiago moved to the Amazon, and went through their "Rio-Life" adventure. It was just a normal day in the city of Rio de Janeiro, Jewel was flying with her girls, Blu was at home helping Linda, and Tulio and Fernando were also having their usual day of work at the Aviary, but while they were all enjoying the day, Tiago was going through his own things.

"Blu, the pie's ready." Linda said as she was baking a pie for tonight. Blu heard her, and past off the mittens for her to use. As she got the pie out of the oven, she placed on the window sill for it to cool off. Then while they continued working, Tiago quietly came up and said to himself "Wow. That pie looks good. It'll look even better in my stomach."

Tiago went closer to it, and couldn't help but enjoy the sweet aroma from this pie. "Mmm. If met a macaw that could cook like this, I'd marry her." Then he used rope to help him carry the hot pie, and carry it all the way to his bird house. Tiago wasn't able to fit the whole thing through his, so he tried his parents' but when he tried to squeeze it through their hole, the pie just spilled all over inside their mom & dad's house, and the pan was crushed like paper. "Uh oh." He said in a great gulp. For a little birdie he sure knows how to get himself into a big pickle everyday.

He then heard his dad coming over so he quickly tried to cover the hole so Blu wouldn't notice the mess. "Morning son. Sure is lovely out here isn't it?" Blu said, then Tiago replied in a suspicious manner "S-Sure, sure is."

"Uh, what's wrong Tiago?" Blu said, then Tiago "What pie?" Blu opened his eyes wide "Who said anything about a pie?"

Then he tried to change the subject and convince his dad not to go in the bird house. "Well I didn't, and if you didn't, then let's just forget about the whole thing. Hey, I think mom was just calling for you, so bye."

But believe it or not, Blu's leg doesn't always get pulled by his own son so easily "No, no, no. Let's forget about what?"

"The pie we weren't talking about."

"And what pie weren't we talking about?"

"The cream pie...oops."

"Tiago! Linda and I have been working on that thing all morning, and were saving it for tonight. Now where is it?"

"I-In your house." Tiago said as he scooted over to let his dad in. "In our house? Oh, I don't know how you're able to pull these things off but I promise you, one of these days I'm gonna get to the bottom of them ALL!" Blu yelled as he was getting closer to his hole, and slipped into the mess of cream that inside his bird house.

Tiago chuckled "Oops...looks like you hit bottom, dad." He laughed even more when he saw how his father looked from the mess. "Oh, don't look now, dad. But your calories are showing."

Blu's feathers were covered with splattered cream, and kinda steamed it further "Tiago! That is not funny!" He wanted to yell at him but then heard Linda yell out "Blu? Blu, what happened to the pie, and where are you!?" Blu gulped, and Tiago begged "Oh dad, don't turn me in, please? It's a first offense."

Blu glared at his son with anger and said "Tiago, I'm disappointed in you. Any bird that would a family dessert would-would-would-!" "Would eat it?" Tiago said trying to be cute. Blu wanted to teach his son a lesson but couldn't resist his only son's power of begging. So all Blu could do was just go down to Linda, and probably take the heat for him. When Linda saw him, she surprisingly took it easy on him, so all she did next was put Blu on the kitchen sink, and help wash the cream off of him.

After a while, Jewel came back, and noticed Blu still trying wash the cream off his feathers. "Uh...Tiago?" Jewel asked Blu. "As if you have to ask that." Blu was now in a bit of an annoyed tone. Jewel gave a worried look, seeing how that he and Tiago aren't seeing eye to eye.

"Look, Jewel. I love our son, but what I don't love is that he loves Loki more than me." Blu said trying to cheer up Jewel, then she just started giggling. Jewel hugged and kissed him trying to cheer him up too, then as they enjoying themselves, Tulio and Fernando came home with some great news. "Linda, Linda, we some great news that involve Blu, Jewel, and their kids. They need to come here now." As Tulio said that, Linda went into the kitchen, and got everyone's attention. They all flew to everyone else's shoulders and arms, and wanted to hear the good news. "Okay listen up, people have been feeling very ecstatic about Blu and Jewel for years now, and while me and Fernando were working at the Aviary, a worker from Carnival came to us and said he and his men have been working on a new float, and they wanted to Blu, Jewel, and the kids to be the mascots, and they even wanted to title them 'The King, the Queen, and the Future Heirs of Rio'. They are going to be at the top of this year's Carnival parade, that is if it's okay with you."

Carla, Bia, and Tiago all gasped at the idea. Especially at the "heirs" part, so they all couldn't help but fly around with the idea. "King and Queen of Rio. I like the sound of that." Jewel said as she winked at Blu. Blu liked the idea too, and even though he was still mad at Tiago, he thought a family night at the Carnival parade would be good.

"Woah. It looks the kids like the idea, and I like it. I'm just grateful that things got better since the first time we went to Carnival." Linda said that as she remembered the crazy from the movie. But despite that, everyone was in agreement. The Blu Family are going to make their big appearance as the Royal Family of Rio.