Palkia: Heeeeeey Darkraiii, Hey Darkrai, Wake Up.
Dialga: Yeah Darkrai, You silly sleepy head, Wake uuuup.
Darkrai: Ughh, Oh god, You guys… this is bettter be pretty freaking important, Is the meadow on fire.
Dialga: Noooo Darkrai, We found a map to Candy Mountaiiinnn, Candy Mountain, Darkrai.
Palkia: Yeah, Darkrai, We're going to Candy Mountaiiinnn, Come with us Darkraiii.
Dalgia: Yeah Darkrai, It will be an adventureee, We're going on an adventure Darkraiii.
Darkrai: Yeah, Candy Mountain, Right, I'm just gonna you know, Go back to sleep now.
Dialga: Nooooo, Darkrai, You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
(Dialga jumps on Darkrai)
Palkia: Yeah Darkrai, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness.
Darkrai: Please stop bouncing on me.
Dialga: Candy Mountain, Darkrai.
Palkia: Yeah, Candy Mountain.
Darkrai: Alright fine, I go with you to Candy Mountain.
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Dialga and Palkia: Lalalalalalalalalala!
Darkrai: Ehh!...Enough with the singing already!
Dialga: Your first stop is over there Darkrai.
Darkrai: Oh god, What is that?
Dialga: It's a Lugia, Darkrai.
Palkia: A magical Lugia.
Dialga: It's gunner guide our way to Candy Mountain.
Darkrai: Alright guys, You do no there no actually Candy Mountain right?.
Dialga: Shaaa the non-believer.
Palkia: Shaaaaaaa.
Blue: Shaaaaaaaana.
Darkrai:… yeah.
Lugia: (Screech long)
Dialga: It has spoken!.
Palkia: It has told us the wayyyy!.
Darkrai: It didn't say anything!.
Dialga: It's just over this bridge Darkrai.
Palkia: This magical bridge of hope and wonder.
Darkrai: Is not else getting like covered in splinters, Seriously guys, We shouldn't b on this thing.
Dialga: Darkraiii, Darkraiiii, Darkraiiiiiiiii, Darkra-.
Darkrai: I'm right here, What you want!.
Dialga: Were on a bridge Darkraiiii … Were heeere.
Darkrai: Well wide ya no, There actually is a Candy Mountain.
Dialga: Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!.
Palkia: Now go inside the Candy Mountain cave Darkrai.
Dialga: Yeah Darkrai, Go inside the cave, Magical wonders that behold when you enter.
Darkrai: Yeah...Uhhh Thanks but no thanks, I going to stay out here.
Palkia: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave Charlie
Mew: ( music ) Oh when or down and looking for sum cheering up, Than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get Inside, all find yourself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled And perky merry land.
They got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, oh so many Things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown In candy town, its the Mecca of lovely candy cave.. they've got jelly Beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a Wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the Candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn Around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy coins Imaginations runs so free, so now Darkrai please will l you go into the cave ( Blows up ).
Darkrai: Alright fine, I will go into the freaking Candy Cave, This is better be good.
Palkia and Dialga: Yahahahahahaha!.
Blue: Goodbye Darkrai.
Pink: Yeah, Goodbye Darkrai.
Darkrai: Goodbye? What! (Door closes), Hey! What going on here? Hello?
(Footsteps)
Who is that?
(Club hitting Darkrai)
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(The next day)
Darkrai: Oww god, What happened? ARG! They took my freaking CANDY!