A/N: I wrote this beauty for my dear friend, Gryffindorable. She said that if I write her a Romione story, she'll write me a Dramione one :D So, without further ado, my crappy fanfic!


Hermione skipped down the hallways, whistling a tune to herself. Suddenly, a hand shot out and pulled her into a dark closet. Before she could scream, a hand was placed over her mouth, cutting off any noise she was about to make.

She stood there, bewildered over what had just happened. Then, she was forced into a sitting position, the hand still over her mouth. On a random whim, she decided to lick the hand.

It flew off her mouth, and the owner muttered, "You filthy mudblood. That's disgusting." She immeadiately recognized the voice as Draco Malfoy's and began screaming her head off.

A light clicked on revealing the evilly grinning face of Draco. He looked down at his prey, a wicked gleam in his eye.

"No use, Granger. I cast a silencing charm on this room. No one can hear you except me."

Hermione shut her mouth, as her throat was starting to get sore.

"Now then, time to tie you up." Ropes shot up and tied Hermione's ankles and wrists together, leaving her unable to move much.

"What do you want Malfoy?" she asked, sending bitter glares at him.

Draco just continued to grin evilly. "There's a very simple answer to that. You."

Hermione looked at him wide-eyed. "What?"

"You heard me. I want you, Hermione Jean Granger. And now that we're all alone, and you have no way to escape, I'll just take what I want."

Draco leaned closer, puckering his lips. Hermione's eyes opened even wider and she began scooting backwards, trying to get away.

Draco growled. "Stop wriggling Granger." He then smirked. "You know, this could be a pleasant experience for both of us," he said, winking.

Hermione practically threw up. However she held it in. She'd rather it end up in Draco's mouth than all over the floor.

Draco backed her into a corner, placing both his hands on the walls to prevent any further escpae. "Now give me some sugar, sugar." Draco leaned closer, eyes closed, lips puckered.

There was a bang as the door burst open. A firey-haired wizard stood there. "That's my girlfriend you numpty!" he shouted, seething. Ron pointed his wand at Draco, shouting, "Confundus!"

Draco got a confused look, and staggered away from Hermione. He stumbled out of the closet, and a soft thud was heard as he fell on something.

Ron ran over to Hermione and quickly cast a spell to untie the ropes. When she was free, Hermione leaped up, throwing her arms around Ron's neck. She stood on her tiptoes and kissed him long on the lips.

When they broke apart, Ron gazed down at her with love-sick eyes. Hermione stared at him with the same expression.

"My hero," she murmured, snuggling into his chest.

Ron wrapped his arms around her, and stole a quick glance behind him. Draco was now macking on Harry. Ron chuckled and quickly cast Finite Incantatum. However, the make-out session didn't stop.

Ron gave them a weird look and turned back to his girlfriend, trying to get that image out of his mind.


I love the ending XD For the Drarry, of course. Nothing else :P So yeah, review if you care. Heck, flame this if you want! It's my crappy crack fiction! :D Also, if you are willing to have a story trade with me, I promise it'll be a lot better than this XD So yeah, I'm all for story trades :3