Hunted
One trip to Suva
"What your taking me to Fiji?"
"Mhm,since the divorce you need to find some new lovers"
"What?"
The Elevator
"Are you going up?"
"Mhm"
"You forgot to push the button"
"Oh,silly me"
The Walk
"Are you asking me out?"
"I don't know, am I?"
The Club
"Are you drunk?"
"Are you sober?"
"..."
Hotel Room
"Harder"
"Im trying."
"Just stick it in the hole."
"Look, if I put it in it won't come back out."
4 years later...
"Honey, I'm-"
"What the hell? I thought you weren't supposed to be home 'til 3."
"I came early. What the hell is this?"
"Um..."
Car ride
"I can't believe you!"
"What?"
"You bastard."
"Okay, Im confused now."
Safe House
"Is that a thong?"
"No.."
"YOU ASSHOLE! ITS A FUCKIN THONG."
"Ya..yours."
"..."
…...Jail...
"I can't believe you."
"Why doesn't this not shock me"
"Watch it"
…...DC...
"Why the hell are they trying to kill you?"
"No reason"
~*Smack*~
"What the fuck was that for?"
Grant House
"Are you guys watching porn?"
"Nope"
"They why hell is she naked?"
"Nature Channel"
The Academy
"Mommy, Zach is an asshole."
"I know sweetheart"
"No really he is. Look at him"
…...A Marriage in deep trouble...
"I'm pregnant"
"What the fuck?"
"How the hell are you pregnant? Your a fuckin guy."
"Um..No I'm."
:\ Bad story I know. My friend wanted me to post this. Its her story not mine. So insult her not me...xD she likes it though...