Author's note: Er… WHY did I have this idea? It is SOOO overused… I love FujiBun… ( _ _ )

"I HATE you sempai-taichi! We are so late! Sanada's going to have my head on a stake!" yelled Kirihara. Kirihara, Niou, Marui, and Yanagi were running like… Kamio… He swiped at Niou in anger.

"Why are you taking it out on me? It's Marui's fault!" snapped Niou.

"Fuji!" wailed Marui. "I won't get to see Fuji!"

"Idiot, Marui-sempai! We're going to have a practice match with Seigaku! We aren't going to miss them! But fukubuchou will kill us if we don't get there fast enough…" said Kirihara.

"You finally got a brain!" said Niou, sighing with sarcastic relief.

"FUJI!" screamed Marui. Someone random passed him a brochure of Mt. Fuji. "What the hell?" He threw it away.

"We have exactly 3.647876 minutes to get to Rikkai," said Yanagi. The other three glared at him.

"STOP PRESSURING US!!!" they yelled in unison. Suddenly, a boy in a gray overcoat suddenly appeared. Kirihara's eyes grew wide.

"Get out of…!" he began. But it was too late. The boy has smashed into him, and they both fell.

"Hey, brat! You okay?" asked Niou, stopping.

"Oh my God! Niou's worried about bratling!" said Marui. Niou punched him.

"Shut UP!" The boy looked at them in fear. The boy looked no older than eight.

"NO! Where's the vial?!" he screamed, feeling at the ground.

"Vial…?" they all asked. Marui turned to Yanagi.

"Data…?" he began

"Kirihara's sitting on it," he said dully. Kirihara blushed, and stood up. Sure enough, a vial with multicoloured liquid was there. The boy grabbed for it.

"Some of the contents are missing…" he began. His eyes grew wide, then he turned to Kirihara. "Remove your pants!" Kirihara's eyes widened.

"What?! NO!" he screamed.

"Remove them!"

"NO! I need to preserve my manliness!" ("He's got manliness?" Niou whispered.)

"It is a matter of life or death! Remove your pants!"

"PROVE IT!" They heard yelling from afar. The boy paled. He ran without glancing back.

"I bet you'd remove your pants for Yukimura, right brat?" said Niou.

"Shut up, Niou-sempai!" Yanagi went up to Kirihara staring at the water dripping from his pants. He cupped some in his hands.

"What is that, Yanagi?" asked Marui. Yanagi looked genuinely puzzled.

"I… honestly have no idea…" he said.

"Ooooh, Yanagi-sempai is stumped!" said Kirihara. Niou and Marui dipped their fingers into the liquid.

"This better not be your pee," growled Niou. Marui smelt it.

"It smells like candy… Oh gross! It went up my nose!" he yelled.

"You sucked it in?" asked Yanagi. Marui was busy trying to get the liquid out. Niou popped the liquid into his mouth.

"It's delicious!" he said in shock.

"I swear, Niou-sempai, you will die of food poisoning," said Kirihara, sighing. Yanagi licked some of the liquid as well.

"It is delicious…" he said.

"WAIT!" screeched Marui. "WE'RE LATE!" They all stared at him. After they processed what he had said, they all started running like lunatics to Rikkai.

At Rikkai…

"Where are they?" asked Yukimura, sighing.

"Mada mada dane," said Echizen. Fuji was looking around.

"Ah, I was hoping to see Bunta…" he said, disappointed.

"Nya! He'll turn up Fujiko!" said Eiji, patting Fuji on the back. They heard a smash outside. Yukimura smiled.

"Speak of the devil…" he said, as Kirihara, Niou, Marui, and Yanagi ran towards them.

"Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" Kirihara apologized again and again.

"Fuji!" squealed Marui, hugging his boyfriend.

"Miss me, Yagyuu?" asked Niou. Yagyuu smirked.

"Sanada will give you thirty laps," said Yanagi.

"KIRIHARA! MARUI! NIOU! THIRTY LAPS NOW!" screamed Sanada.

"Wait… Why isn't Yanagi getting punished?" asked Marui.

"NOT FAIR!" screamed Kirihara. Yukimura sighed.

"Why don't we do some practice matches before we get into a fight?" he suggested quietly. So they all went into different courts to start practicing…

(Okay, I won't be bothered to write all their matches. So Sanada played against Echizen, Kirihara played against Fuji, Yukimura played against Tezuka, Yanagi played against Inui, Platinum and Golden, MaruiJackal against MomoKaidoh. Taka was sitting back and relaxing.)

As Seigaku left, Yukimura talked to Kirihara, Niou, Marui, and Yanagi.

"Did anything happen to you?" Yukimura asked sternly.

"Well, we got crushed in the practice session. Anything else?" said Niou with sarcasm.

"Did anything happen on your way to Rikkai?" Yukimura really looked like he really didn't want to be messed with. Then the school bell rang.

"Woot! Saved by the bell!" said Marui. He and Niou ran off. Kirihara hugged Yukimura before following his sempai-taichi. Yanagi turned around, and was about to leave the room, when Yukimura coughed. Yanagi turned around, looking sad.

"I can't escape, right?" he said.

"Tell me in class, or Inui's going to get it," growled Yukimura. Yanagi sighed.

"I have a choice?" Yukimura giggled.

"Nope!"

Author's note: Okay… I am random…