Disclaimer: So I talked to Stephanie Meyers last night… she told me that I could have the Twilight series for being such an awesome fan and standing in line for seven hours (skipping school) just to see the movie only to find out that I was in the wrong line up the whole time and by the time I got in the right ling up it was sold out!! But I was so happy when she gave it to me and I just couldn't believe it!! Can you believe it? Twilight is mine!! Ha ha….I was such a happy girl!!!! Then suddenly there was this really loud noise and I was like "No it's James! And he wants to eat me!" then I realized it was something worse…my damn alarm clock!!...so alas I woke and I realized that it was a dream…

Stephanie Meyers: You dream about me? That's a little creepy…I'm not going to give you twilight now…

Me: NOOOOOOOO

James: Can I come and eat you now?

Me; I said when I get Twilight!!

James: *sigh* fine…I'll just go chew on Bella a while longer

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Edward's POV

I sighed as we walked into the club, why is it Alice said it is so important to be here and yet she didn't come? Carlisle, She's annoying!!

"So What's so special about this club anyway?" Rosalie asks as a robot comes up to us and serves us a drink.

I hate those things, they're so weird, and why are humans so lazy? They have to build machines of themselves to do their job. I was pleased to find that everyone else was thinking the same thing. I remember two hundred years ago when time was perfect, no robots, no automatic cars, it was just me and Be-… her… though she was long dead, it has after all been two hundred years, I miss her so much though…

Everyone cheered as a man came on stage, he held a mic and was cheering with the crowd.

"Hey guys! Sup?" He called and everyone cheered louder.

"So we have a special guest for you tonight, an awesome singer who just made it into the top ten in America! So tell me out of those ten who would you want to be here tonight?"

I had never heard of the top ten, I didn't really pay attention to modern music, and I almost growled when Emmett started to chant with the crowd:

"Be-be, Be-be, Be-be, Be-be!"

"Emmett!" I hissed. He turned.

"Whose Be-be?"

He shrugged.

"Be-be?" The man said looking confused, he shrugged sadly. "Well…I don't know about that, I mean why would be-be be in Port Angeles?" That's right Port Angeles, we were back in Forks, happy and content, going to Forks High School…again.

The crowd only chanted louder, and the man laughed. "How 'bout I give y'all a clue huh? What do ya' say?" The crowd cheered.

Then suddenly music played, and a voice could be heard: "Na na na na na na, na na na na na na!" The crowd cheered even more loudly, thought none of them could beat Emmett's almost high-pitched screams, even Jasper and Esme, and Carlisle and…even Rose where cheering, great now I'm a loner!

"Well It seems you were right! I give you Be-be Swan!" the man ran off the stage as the music started again.

Be-be (Bella) POV

"Be-be! You're on in five minutes!" Joey , my stage manager, called.

"Thanks Joe!" I turned to my "band" who were also my coven. They all smile.

I lived in a small coven of animal hunting vampires, there was Krista and her mate Jeffery, who looked about twenty, even though they were changed when they were forty-eight, they had been married when they were humans and had three daughters, though only one of them wasn't killed by the vampire that changed them, that was Molly, who was eighteen, and then her mate was Luke. Then there was Colton, he loved me could see it in his eyes….

Our band was simple, I was lead singer, and sometimes lead guitar, Jeff was drummer, Molly was my back-up and sang with me in duets (Luke did sometimes too), Krista was the bass and Luke was the alternative, so if we needed a keyboard he was keyboard, if we needed another guitarist, he was our man. Then Colton was… well he didn't do anything, he wasn't in the band…at all, and he just sat and watched us. I loved him and he could see it in my eyes…

"You guys ready?" I ask looking at the couples.

"Oh yeah!" Molly cheered, we sat quietly listening to the crowd cheer loudly and chant my name. I smirked at Luke who sighed.

Our band was actually called Blood Sucking Humans but most people just called us Be-be, which was the name I took up after they left and I graduated.

"You're on!" Joey called as I heard the music to our opening song "So What" start.

The band when first down the metal stairs playing their instruments, then there was smoke and I jumped on the stage and started to sing.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na

I guess i just lost my husband
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna drink my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent (Nope)
I got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight

So so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

Uh, check my flow, uh

The waiter just took my table
And gave to Jessica Simp - Shit!
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll know how to hit
What if this song's on the radio
Then somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
My ex will start a fight

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
He's gonna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
We're all gonna get in a fight!

So so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

You weren't there
You never were
You want it all
But that's not fair
I gave you love
I gave my all
You weren't there
You let me fall

So so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done (we're done)
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright(I'm alright),I'm just fine (I'm just fine)
And you're a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

No No, No No
I Don't want you tonight
You weren't there
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
and I don't want you tonight

Ba da da da da da

The crowd went crazy as I gave my last nonsense word and I thanked them gratefully. "Thank you, thank you!"

"So how are you guys tonight?" I ask. They cheering.

"That's good, that's good. So surprised to see me?" More cheering, "Yeah, so There's this rumor going around that me and Colton are engaged." More Cheering, "I don't know where people get these Ideas…"

Just then Molly cut me off. "Yeah they've only been dating for what? A hundred and fifty years." Literally, yeah we have, but that was a joke in the band, we told all our fans that.

"Ha, ha. Now to reveal the truth about me and Colton, Jeff drum roll please….It is so true! I'm getting married!" I screamed and that was when I saw them.

Six pale people standing in the crowd looking up at me, they seemed sad…good! Now I just had to show them how happy I really am.

"Yes, marriage, something so…so, Innocent…"

Luke started to play a soft melody on the piano.

Waking up I see that everything is ok
The first time in my life and now it's so great
Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed
I think about the little things that make life great
I wouldn't change a thing about it
This is the best feeling

This innocence is brilliant
I hope that it will stay
This moment is perfect
Please don't go away
I need you now
And I'll hold on to it
Don't you let it pass you by

I found a place so safe, not a single tear
The first time in my life and now it's so clear
Feel calm, I belong, I'm so happy here
It's so strong and now I let myself be sincere
I wouldn't change a thing about it
This is the best feeling

This innocence is brilliant
I hope that it will stay
This moment is perfect
Please don't go away
I need you now
And I'll hold on to it
Don't you let it pass you by

It's a state of bliss, you think you're dreaming
It's the happiness inside that you're feeling
It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry

It's a state of bliss, you think you're dreaming
It's the happiness inside that you're feeling
It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry

It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry

This innocence is brilliant, It Makes you want to cry
This innocence is brilliance Please don't go away
Cause I need you now
And I'll hold on to it, Don't you let it pass you by

This innocence is brilliant
I hope that it will stay
This moment is perfect
Please don't go away
I need you now
And I'll hold on to it
Don't you let it pass you by

"So I'm sorry to say but we're not the only band on tonight so this will be our final song, and I decided to sing a song that really means something to me. Now as most of you know Colton is my second boyfriend, ever, my first boyfriend was…different and well he knew that I always got myself in trouble, and apparently he thought that if he left me it would 'help' me, ha a lot of good that did, I'm more messed up than ever…but you know what I say to that?" I held the mic towards the crowd

"So What!" They screamed and I laughed.

"Hell yeah! Any way when he left I felt utterly heart broken and that's when I started to write all my break-up songs, and this one is the only one that really stuck."

Seems like just yesterday
You were a part of me
I used to stand so tall
I used to be so strong
Your arms around me tight
Everything, it felt so right
Unbreakable, like nothin' could go wrong
Now I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

I told you everything
Opened up and let you in
You made me feel alright
For once in my life
Now all that's left of me
Is what I pretend to be
So together, but so broken up inside
'Cause I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm barely hangin' on

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Swallow me then spit me out
For hating you, I blame myself
Seeing you it kills me now
No, I don't cry on the outside
Anymore...

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

I gave a last cheer and the crowd went wild. "Goodnight everybody!" I yelled. Then we walked off stage.

Edward POV

I could hardly believe it, my Bella standing on the stage. She was different, hre hair was short and black, and she was extremely pale, she was also even more beautiful, and her eyes….she was a vampire. She was dressed a little inappropriate; she wore a red jump suit type thing that had a zipper that was unzipped to the top of her stomach. She had a black belt that sat on her waist and the bottom of the red suit was as short as panties…my Bella was a slut… (outfit pic on profile)

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A/N: So what do you think of this story? Sorry for the long disclaimer…but I thought it was funny, but that may be because it was true…lol REVIEW!!

SONGS:

So What!: Pink

Innocence: Avril Lavigne

Behind These Hazel Eyes: Kelly Clarkson