Hello all! This random story comes from a contest with my friend Megan. She gave me a random title and told me to write a one-shot using the title. So here you go, the very random and pointless, Medium Rare….
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. Would you want me to?
On with the show…
Medium Rare
Beastboy looked in disgust at the flab of disgusting…. well it might have just as well been waste. How could anyone submit themselves to such horridness?
"I'm not eating it" Beastboy said, decisively
"I took your dare man! I ate your stinky tofu! Now you have to eat my steak" Cyborg said, shoving a forkful into Beastboys mouth. He held it in his jaw, not wanting to swallow a cow that he might have talked to while grazing…well not that he grazed very often.
Cyborg shook his head and Beastboy sighed, downing the piece of disgusting meat. It tasted like vile, overdone and moldy Tofu casserole. If Beastboy hated tofu casserole, you know it's bad.
"YUCKKKKKKKK!" he screamed as it finished sliding down his throat and into his digestive tract. He ran towards the bathroom, found the bottle of Listerine, and gulped it down.
Several hours later the taste of Listerine still lingered in his mouth, but there was also something else. A single piece of meat had crept its way into Beastboy's sharp and unwieldy teeth. He could still taste it, but instead of cringing his mouth did the unexpected: It watered.
"Gah!" Beastboy said, spiting out the saliva that was threatening to drool from the meat taste. His moment of disgust was quickly recovered by a friendly, leader's voice shouting.
"Hey Beastboy, Pizza time!"
"I would like a Hawaiian pizza"
"Anchovies"
"Double meat"
"Black olives"
"Uhm…. veggie"
"Okay team," Robin said as they sat around the round table at the pizza café "we need to pick a topping"
"Aw just can it and lets just order our own man" Cyborg said, smiling at the pictures of steak on the menu. Beastboy gulped
Robin sighed in defeat "fine. We'll take one Hawaiian, one anchovy, one double meat, one Black olive, and one vegetarian"
Beastboy forced himself to stare at a picture of Tofu on the menu but it did nothing for him. All he could do was glance longingly at a picture of a pepperoni pizza. The waitress set down all five-pizza pans on the table. Starfire smiled and devoured her Hawaiian pizza. Robin gulped up his slimy anchovy pizza and Raven started quietly munching on her black olive slice. Beastboy picked up his vegetarian pie. A all natural five-grain wheat dough topped with tomato sauce, sprinkled with a layer of soy cheese, coated in veggies. He couldn't take it any more. He grabbed Cyborg's pizza pan and grabbed a piece of Double meat pizza. All unhealthy dough, tomato sauce, a mound of cheese, and every meat possible. Pepperoni, sausage, salami, burger meat and even some slices of chicken. It slid down Beastboy's throat and he smiled. Only a few seconds later did he realize what he had done.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" he screamed. The whole pizza place turned to look at him. On the international space station the cry was heard. Even on Tameran the scream was heard with it's resounding sound of disgust. Beastboy ran off to the men's room. The Titans shrugged.
"What's eating him?" Robin asked
"The question 'what is he eating' would work better" Raven said
Cyborg shrugged "must be a phase"
End.
See, told you it was random. Review and you'll make me a very happy random Jedi. And remember your random Jedi knowledge for the day form the wise master Qui-gon Jinn:
"There's always a bigger fish"
Peace out…. yo