"The world...what a wonderful place. Well you can have it! Along with my piece at the end of the sea!"

So if you are reading this, you know how one piece started. Even if you didn't you'll have a good understanding after reading these four Chronicals. But it's got a couple twist. This is the first and compared to others...pretty short.

Original Trio

So Luffy starts his journey captured by the sexist pirate of the East Blue, Alvida. Now, OPFs (one piece fans), do not laugh. She ate the smooth smooth fruit already! "But Paradox, how is that a twist?" Shut up.

Luffy was to be put in a barrel and thrown overboard for insulting Alvida's beauty. I mean of course he would, he's the main character in a shounen. After placing Luffy in the barrel while he was asleep, she left two men to guard him in the lower deck. Luffy exploded out of the barrel and scared the guards. "Ah...that was a good nap! Oh well time to go!"

Luffy then beat the gaurds when they attacked him. Then running up to the top deck to fight the rest of the shipmates. He beat most them. These guys were like super weak by comparison. But then the captain came out of her quarters! Alvida!

I mean if your friend forced you to read/watch One Piece then thanks for coming here first. Are you sane though?

"What the hell are you doing here!?"

"Clobbering people."

"Well looks like I'll have to beat you again!"

Alvida took out her spikey stick (forgot what it's called) and bashed Luffy on the head with it. As the MC, he has a reason to survive normally deadly attacks like this one. "You forgot. I'm rubber." By the way if you want to know what these characters look like, look it up cause I'm not describing except for special occasions. So anyways as a rubber man Luffy is not hurt by that non sharp object shit.

Then Luffy pulls back his hand everyone is amazed. He takes it about 200 meters back and Alvida tries to run but when he let go, his fist flew though the air like a bullet and punch Alvida through the ship's mast and over the horizon; Gum Gum Pistol.The other pirates jumped shipped all except for one, the bus boy. He was in utter shock.

"Hey kid, who are you?"

"I-I am C-coby. What ARE you?"

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy and I want to be the King of Pirates!"

After some more short conversation, Luffy sailed Alvida's ship to a small port town. Coby had said he wanted to be a great marine, the natural enemy of pirates. Luffy still wanted to be his friend.

They into the town. There was a young teen strolling through town acting like he owned everything. "My father can arrest you! Bow down to me!", he yelled to a little girl. In anger, Liffy punched the fool. The little girl ran away. The boy got angry but Luffy raised his fist again. Then the boy, Helmeppo, got out a gun but all the shots bounced off Luffy causing him to run away.

Then Luffy decided to follow where the girl went. Coby followed too since the other villagers already saw him with Luffy. They found her at the local marine base. She climbed the tall wall which Luffy and Coby sat on stalking her. Then she tried to feed some rice to a man on a cross but he was resistant.

"He also disrespected that boy Helmeppo so his father forced the man to be hung there for thirty days and then get his freedom." That was the girl's explanation to Luffy. So then Luffy decided to talk to the prisoner who by the way was in the middle of an empty field.

"I'm Roronoa Zoro. I want to be the greatest swordsman in the world"

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy. I'm gonna be the King of Pirates. Want to join my crew?"

"I kill pirates"

"Well the greatest pirate in the world needs a greatest swordsman."

"...Well okay. But first I need you to get my three swords in the base."

"Aye aye first mate!"

Using Gum Gum Rocket, he launched himself into a window of the base. This surprised Coby too. Then Helmeppo and a hundred marine men came out. Helmeppo bullied Zoro a bit and then took out a gun. "Someone else annoyed me today and we can't have too many criminals running around. So I'll kill you and he shall replace you."

Coby started panicking since Luffy wanted that Zoro to live. In a blur of courage, he ran through the army and punched the very distracted Helmeppo in the nose. Like you have to be really distracted if someone comes up from behind you and punches you like that. The marines and girl were shocked but nobody moved to help him up.

Then an alarm rang from the base. Luffy was causing trouble. He came out and a big man with an axe for a hand busted through the wall chasing him. Luffy reached the cross and ripped Zoro out. Even though the man hasn't eaten in weeks he got up grabbed two of the swords in hand and put one in his mouth.

Now all 1000 marines were out including Hand Axe Morgan and his son Helmeppo blocking our three bois from freedom. Luffy and Zoro got into their fighting stances.

Three Sword Style...

Gum Gum...

...Onigri!

...Bazooka!

Zoro used his swords to cut off Morgan's hand and cut across his body. Luffy took out most of the army. Coby was shocked yet again. The pirates ran off and Coby was about to join them but then a marine approached him.

"Hey kid are you with those pirates?"

"Um...no I guess not"

"Well then would you like to be a marine? I liked your bravery when you punched that kid. Nono of us were actually dumb enough to do that."

"B-be a marine? Yes!"

Then Coby ran after the boys but they were already on a raft. He yelled a thanks and Luffy simply waved back. The Alvida ship was dismembered and reused for more buildings in the town.

Luffy and Zoro sailed pretty far before reaching the next island. They were going at random munch to Zoro's chagrin. But he spent most of the time sleeping anyways. Luffy tried to catch food. No.

They got to another port town but this is bigger than Shells Town. Actually since we'll be on the water a lot, probably every town will be for shipping. Zoffy spent barely anytime in town before losing each other. Like five seconds really. Luffy was interested in the big circus like ship. Zoro is just lost.

Luffy only spent a few minutes on board since no one was on. But then, out of the lower deck, came out a man riding on a larger than life lion. "Hello are you a new recruit?"

"No, cool lion. Who's ship is this?"

The man on the lion laughed. Then he laughed again. The lion started giggling too and then they rode into town. "We're hunting a girl who stole Buggy's shit. Find her and I won't come back and kill you!"

Luffy went into town anyways and found a girl being chased by a few guys. He beat the guys with a rubber attack and the girl thanked him. "Who are you anyways?!"

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy, the next King of Pirates!"

"Pirate? Oh well why don't I feed you. You must be hungry from trip."

"Meat?! Yes thank you! Want to be on my crew?"

"Well I am an experienced navigator so yes!"

They went to an eatery and had some good meat. The girl was Misty; orange hair, overalls, carried a small mallet. She was completely disgusted by Luffy's lack of manners. After eating, they went to the main square. Where all those circus pirates and the man with the lion were meeting. Shit

"Monster, you found the girl. Good. I'll give some money for you competence."

"Cool. What are you talking about?"

"Hey wait, Luffy you are working with them?"

"I am?"

"Well aren't you," asked both Misty and Mohji.

Meanwhile another circus freak, Cabaji was on the north point of town with a few crew mates. The he met Zoro. "Long time no see," we're his last words before Zoro cut him in half and eliminates his crew. Before slaying the last guy he asked where the "big clown" was. Of course he got lost along the way.

Now that everyone had a clear understanding of what is happening, Luffy and Misty proceeded to fight the other pirates. In about two minutes, all were knocked out expect Mohji and his lion Richie. Mohji then whipped Misty a few times and she was down. Before he could move onto Luffy, he had already threw Richie far away. Now Mohji was alone but he still went forward. Before Luffy could strike, Zoro already stepped forward and cut across Mohji's chest. They greeted each other but then a hundred more pirates and the big clown himself appeared.

"Pirate Hunter Zoro...what are you doing here? Have you already lost to me?" Buggy wasn't actually big in case you thought.

"Oh yeah, I can't beat you."

"Who is he Zoro?"

"Buggy the clown, the only bounty I failed getting"

"YOUR THE ZORO? AND HE'S ON YOUR CREW?"

"Yes"

"Hold on, your Celadon Theft Misty. If you guys are pirates she'll steal your shit."

"What shit," they said.

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TREASURE?" Misty proceed to mallet them both.

"Wait Luffy did you recruit her?"

"She's a navigator"

"Oh good. I mean as long as she can defend herself."

"Zoro, you let yourself go..."

"No...?"

Buggy Sleep Cannon!

Buggy took out a cannon and shot a ball full of sleep gas. Zoro was knocked out. Luffy moved to punch Buggy but his body literally spilt horizontal much to his amazement. Now Luffy was surrounded by the army of 100. He kept taking them out one by one but that got tiring. He used Gum Gum Bomb was him getting in fetal position and then his limbs and head extending. Misty was on her knees shocked.

The Buggy's body parts combined behind her. Buggy proceeded to get her in a choke hold. "Let go of my loot." "Hey Misty! Duck!" She tucked her head and Luffy Gum Gum Rifled Buggy's face. Buggy's head flew off but the rest of his body was still holding Misty.

"That's weird."

"Lol, maybe for you. I have the chop chop fruit which means I can split my body anyhow and they can also float."

"Except for you feet. They didn't float earlier," as Misty proceeded to step on Buggy's toes. Then she used her mallet to slam Buggy in the guts. His face was most disturbing. Some of the few conscious guards pulled Zoro into Buggy's ship. "He still feels pain from other body parts."

Then Buggy recapitated himself and took out the cannon again. Ultimate Buggy Ball! "This will surely finish you both!"

After the cannon was shot, Luffy sucked in air and his core grew large. Gum Gum Balloon. Luffy's huge body was able to deflect it back to Buggy. "What the hell?" A big explosion and after that only Buggy's feet were left. "You can blow me to my smallest molecules but I can still reform! Get ready for Carnival of Death!"

Then Misty noticed Buggy cannons on the rooftops and at the ends of the square trapping them. Luffy stayed in balloon mode waiting for more. Buggy had sharp knives in between his fingers, one in his mouth, and on the back of his shoes. He attacked Misty first but Luffy fell in front of her. Then a cannon shot at Misty but she hit it away with her mallet. Luffy let go of his breath and flew into the air. He took out the cannons on the rooftops. Upon landing he said," Get ready for the King of Pirates!"

Then Luffy in less than a minute, got rid of the rest of the cannons. Any conscious clowns were also killed. Now it was Luffy vs Sharp Buggy (as he called it).

They charged at each other and clashed fist. This is bad for Luffy because the nails dug into his fist. Then he shot a left handed Gum Gum Bullet and Buggy spit out a grenade. They both flew back. Luffy preformed his Bazooka attack but that only pushed Buggy's chest back. Buggy then kicked his leg which barely scraped Luffy as he flipped back. Then he grabbed on his arms to do the Rocket attack but they flew behind him. Then Buggy tried to slice his neck but Luffy ducked then jumped to behind. Luffy then wrapped his arms across Buggy's entire body. He then twisted his body and untwisted before letting go of Buggy into the air. As he was about to hit the ground Balloon Luffy jumped on him, crushing his body.

The crowd cheered since they were being bullied by the clown devil. The trio sailed away after some food. "Hey, why do you still want me on my crew if I'll steal from you?"

"It's not about the gold Misty, it's about the piece!"