Disclaimer: Gundam SEED is the property of Bandai, and Sunrise Entertainment. Even the story itself is not very original as I got the idea from a bit on Mind of Mencia. The following story contains allusions to adult content that while not shown is still disturbing, offensive, disturbingly offensive, and offensively disturbing. Frankly I have no idea why you would even read this if you read the previous version. Still It's my oldest story I still have on the site, and I thought it would be fun to revist just so we can all see where I came from, and how I improved since. And if you think I didn't, well you can at least have a laugh at my expense.
One abormally hot sunny day the newlywed's Kira, and Lacus Yamato were waking down the streets of Tiujuana Mexico on their honeymoon. They passed this shady warehouse building when a short, creedpy-looking man walked up to them looking back and forth as if in fear of something.
"Hey you two. The Happy couple over here." The man said in a thick native accent. "You wanna see a donkey show?"
Kira, and Lacus had never heard of a "donkey show", but neither of them thought it could be anything bad. Probably like a dog show where people have the creatures perform, and judge them on various factors.
"What do you say Lacus?" Kira asked his dear beloved, holding her hand as he turned to her gazing lovingly into her eyes.
"Sure it actually sounds kinda fun." Lacus replied with a happy smile, and a curious streak a mile wide.
"Okay amigos, right this way." The shaddy man said as he led the two unsuspecting youngsters into the building.
TEN MINUTES LATER...
Kira, and Lacus burst from the building hand-in-hand. Their faces containing looks for pure unadulterated shock, and horror at what they had just witnessed.
"Oh my god. Oh my god! OH MY GOD!" Kira kept repeating over and over as his hands cluched his head in an almost death-grip-like state. "That- Who would do that to? Who would pay money to see that!?" He cried out.
Lacus was no better either as she wrapped her arms around herself, and was shaking uncontrollably. "So dirty... So dirty..." She repeated in an even higher, and softer voice then she normally had. If one looked closely you could see individual strands of her beautiful pink locks turn to bright white.
EPILOUGE...
Kira, and Lacus eventually recovered in time to enjoy the rest of their honeymoon. Although the experience had left them both emotionally scared to the point where neither one of them could watch the movie Shrek without taking a shower imediatly afterwards. It took months of therapy for either of them to even hear the word donkey again without going into shock. Needless to say they both learned a valuable lesson.
Just say no to the donkey show.
Happy 10th Aniversary, and here's to more crazy stories in the future.