Ed not Inuyasha!
By: Lunagirl2001
Chapter one: A migraine gone wrong
Yes, it's another one of those body-switch fanfics. You may now groan. But don't go yet! Because this is probably the most unusual switch in all of history-and it will be verrrrrrry funny! So lights, camera...
"OSUWARI!"
Inuyasha slammed on the ledge and because of the power of the slam the edge he was on fell off.
Meanwhile, below at the very bottom of the cliff there was a small glow of blue light. A little girl that was only 13 appeared out of nowhere.
"Uh oh. Faye Faye turned it on." she said, "oh well! Ed will try to call them back!" she pulled out her computer and worked on the connection to bebop.
"Sheesh. I can't believe how long this fall is getting." Inuyasha said, "It's getting boring...whoa!"
Suddenly a tiny person came into view right below him!
"HEY! HEY KID! LOOK OUT!" He called. But this kid was preoccupied with of some kind of box and didn't hear him! "This is gonna hurt..."
"I'm sorry Ed!" Faye said through her computer.
"No problem Faye Faye!" Ed said with her sweet smile, " just push the button and Ed'll come back!"
"Ok. Here goes!"
Suddenly a very hard something hit her head causing her to come back to Bebop unconscious. It was Inuyasha's skull.
@_@++++++++++++@_@
"Owww. Head hurt."
Ed opened her eyes and saw that she was still in the feudal era!
"Oh no! Faye Faye teleported the wrong thing! She took Ed's computer instead of Ed!"
Just then she heard someone shouting from the top of the cliff.
"Inuyasha! Are you alright?" a girl's voice called.
Ed stood up and looked at the people calling.
"Are you looking for someone?" she called.
"I can't hear you! Come on up!" the girl at the top called.
"OK!" ^_^
^^^^^Up on top^^^^^
"Inuyasha, you ok?" Shippou asked.
Ed smiled. "AWWW! IT'S A LITTLE FOX! HOW CUTE!!" She hugged him tightly.
"KAGOME! HELP!"
Everyone stared. Ed let go if Shippou and looked around.
"That's Ramen! How could you get that in the Sengoku Jidai?" Ed asked looking at the monk with a small paper cup.
He pointed to the girl in a school uniform. "Uh...lady Kagome brought it from her time. Don't you re-"
"Her time! Then you have a time travel device as well!" Ed said turning to the girl in the school uniform, "Ed wants to see it! Ed needs to get back home!"
"Inuyasha...why are you acting so weird?" She answered.
"Ed's name's not Inu...Inu...what you said, Ed's name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Triaushy the 4th!" Ed grinned. (try saying that five times fast)
The monk stood up. "What? You're a 17 year old named Inuyasha!"
"No," Ed said. "Ed's 13."
A young girl stood up. She had long dark brown hair and was holding a large boomerang. "You sure are talking weird for a guy. Inuyasha are you alright?"
"Ed's not a boy, Ed's a girl!"
{Silence}
"I knew that his hair was too long for him to be straight!" Miroku said.
"Meow?" Ed was confused. "Why do you keep acting so weird?"
"Maybe we should see a doctor." Kagome suggested.
"Why? Ed's just fine."
The girl didn't answer but pulled Ed away.
596 years later...
"Argh. My aching head." Inuyasha said.
He opened his eyes and saw a small brown dog. He started licking his face.
"Who are you?" Inuyasha asked in dog language.
The dog stopped licking. "Ed? Since when can you bark?" he asked.
"I'm Inuyasha. I don't know any Ed." he answered.
A man walked into the room. "Ed, I never knew that you barked at Ein."
Inuyasha turned to him. "Why does everyone think that my name is Ed? My name's Inuyasha!"
A woman walked in. "who was that?"
"Who are you guys anyway?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ed! What happened to your voice?" The girl asked.
"Stop calling me Ed Dammit! It's getting fucking annoying!" Inuyahsa got up and looked for a way out.
"Did...did Ed just cuss?'' Faye asked.
"I think so." Jet answered.
Spike came in. "what's going on?"
Faye started beating up Spike.
"YOU STUPID BAKA!! HOW DARE YOU BE SUCH A BAD INFLUNCE!!"
Inuyasha looked around the place he was in. "what a weird house. There aren't even any doors."
He walked over to a window with a chair to break it open with.
"Wow. It's nighttime already. I've got to get back to Kagome!"
He lifted the chair and someone else stopped him.
Behind him was a man with poofy dark green hair and annoyed look on his face. "And exactly what do you think you're doing?"
"Leaving. I need to go back home." Inuyasha said.
"Do you mean back to earth?" Spike asked.
"What's an 'earth'?"
Faye stared at Inuyasha. "Ok. Let's try this again. You are..."
"Inuyasha. I'm 17 years old, I live In Japan, I am a henyou with a older brother that's always trying to kill me and I have no clue who the HELL you are."
"This isn't working." she said. "She has no clue who she is."
"I just told you! And I'm a guy!" Inuyasha shouted.
"See what I mean?"
"That's it! This is stupid! I'm going!" Inuyahsa shouted. He got up and picked up another chair.
"She's going to try to break the window again." Spike said coolly. He picked up a gun and shot Inuyasha. He fell over and started snoring loudly.
"Tranquilizer." Spike said. "Now let's eat something. I'm hungry."
Faye and Jet sweatdroped.
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Heh heh! Funny right? I knew that no one would come up with a switch like this one! I just watched the cowboy bebop movie (for the 5'th time today) and I came up with this Idea! I hope you liked it!
Toodles!
^_^
By: Lunagirl2001
Chapter one: A migraine gone wrong
Yes, it's another one of those body-switch fanfics. You may now groan. But don't go yet! Because this is probably the most unusual switch in all of history-and it will be verrrrrrry funny! So lights, camera...
"OSUWARI!"
Inuyasha slammed on the ledge and because of the power of the slam the edge he was on fell off.
Meanwhile, below at the very bottom of the cliff there was a small glow of blue light. A little girl that was only 13 appeared out of nowhere.
"Uh oh. Faye Faye turned it on." she said, "oh well! Ed will try to call them back!" she pulled out her computer and worked on the connection to bebop.
"Sheesh. I can't believe how long this fall is getting." Inuyasha said, "It's getting boring...whoa!"
Suddenly a tiny person came into view right below him!
"HEY! HEY KID! LOOK OUT!" He called. But this kid was preoccupied with of some kind of box and didn't hear him! "This is gonna hurt..."
"I'm sorry Ed!" Faye said through her computer.
"No problem Faye Faye!" Ed said with her sweet smile, " just push the button and Ed'll come back!"
"Ok. Here goes!"
Suddenly a very hard something hit her head causing her to come back to Bebop unconscious. It was Inuyasha's skull.
@_@++++++++++++@_@
"Owww. Head hurt."
Ed opened her eyes and saw that she was still in the feudal era!
"Oh no! Faye Faye teleported the wrong thing! She took Ed's computer instead of Ed!"
Just then she heard someone shouting from the top of the cliff.
"Inuyasha! Are you alright?" a girl's voice called.
Ed stood up and looked at the people calling.
"Are you looking for someone?" she called.
"I can't hear you! Come on up!" the girl at the top called.
"OK!" ^_^
^^^^^Up on top^^^^^
"Inuyasha, you ok?" Shippou asked.
Ed smiled. "AWWW! IT'S A LITTLE FOX! HOW CUTE!!" She hugged him tightly.
"KAGOME! HELP!"
Everyone stared. Ed let go if Shippou and looked around.
"That's Ramen! How could you get that in the Sengoku Jidai?" Ed asked looking at the monk with a small paper cup.
He pointed to the girl in a school uniform. "Uh...lady Kagome brought it from her time. Don't you re-"
"Her time! Then you have a time travel device as well!" Ed said turning to the girl in the school uniform, "Ed wants to see it! Ed needs to get back home!"
"Inuyasha...why are you acting so weird?" She answered.
"Ed's name's not Inu...Inu...what you said, Ed's name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Triaushy the 4th!" Ed grinned. (try saying that five times fast)
The monk stood up. "What? You're a 17 year old named Inuyasha!"
"No," Ed said. "Ed's 13."
A young girl stood up. She had long dark brown hair and was holding a large boomerang. "You sure are talking weird for a guy. Inuyasha are you alright?"
"Ed's not a boy, Ed's a girl!"
{Silence}
"I knew that his hair was too long for him to be straight!" Miroku said.
"Meow?" Ed was confused. "Why do you keep acting so weird?"
"Maybe we should see a doctor." Kagome suggested.
"Why? Ed's just fine."
The girl didn't answer but pulled Ed away.
596 years later...
"Argh. My aching head." Inuyasha said.
He opened his eyes and saw a small brown dog. He started licking his face.
"Who are you?" Inuyasha asked in dog language.
The dog stopped licking. "Ed? Since when can you bark?" he asked.
"I'm Inuyasha. I don't know any Ed." he answered.
A man walked into the room. "Ed, I never knew that you barked at Ein."
Inuyasha turned to him. "Why does everyone think that my name is Ed? My name's Inuyasha!"
A woman walked in. "who was that?"
"Who are you guys anyway?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ed! What happened to your voice?" The girl asked.
"Stop calling me Ed Dammit! It's getting fucking annoying!" Inuyahsa got up and looked for a way out.
"Did...did Ed just cuss?'' Faye asked.
"I think so." Jet answered.
Spike came in. "what's going on?"
Faye started beating up Spike.
"YOU STUPID BAKA!! HOW DARE YOU BE SUCH A BAD INFLUNCE!!"
Inuyasha looked around the place he was in. "what a weird house. There aren't even any doors."
He walked over to a window with a chair to break it open with.
"Wow. It's nighttime already. I've got to get back to Kagome!"
He lifted the chair and someone else stopped him.
Behind him was a man with poofy dark green hair and annoyed look on his face. "And exactly what do you think you're doing?"
"Leaving. I need to go back home." Inuyasha said.
"Do you mean back to earth?" Spike asked.
"What's an 'earth'?"
Faye stared at Inuyasha. "Ok. Let's try this again. You are..."
"Inuyasha. I'm 17 years old, I live In Japan, I am a henyou with a older brother that's always trying to kill me and I have no clue who the HELL you are."
"This isn't working." she said. "She has no clue who she is."
"I just told you! And I'm a guy!" Inuyasha shouted.
"See what I mean?"
"That's it! This is stupid! I'm going!" Inuyahsa shouted. He got up and picked up another chair.
"She's going to try to break the window again." Spike said coolly. He picked up a gun and shot Inuyasha. He fell over and started snoring loudly.
"Tranquilizer." Spike said. "Now let's eat something. I'm hungry."
Faye and Jet sweatdroped.
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Heh heh! Funny right? I knew that no one would come up with a switch like this one! I just watched the cowboy bebop movie (for the 5'th time today) and I came up with this Idea! I hope you liked it!
Toodles!
^_^