ONESHOT WEEK #4
A/N: Hey, sorry that this one's REALLY EXTREMELY short. I wrote this one while I was at school today, and I just needed a letdown after writing all this in one week - I'm gonna need a vacation after this week! Anyways, thanks for the feedback on my previous stories, love y'all! Make sure to review this one! Oh, and sorry I didn't tell y'all before - the answers to all the puzzles will be given in the Author's Note of the Saturday Surprise!
PUZZLE #4: What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Did You Just Call Me 'Hot Guy'?
"Hawkeye," Natasha announced, making her entrance into the room where Clint was sitting. "Fury wants to see you in his office in an hour."
Clint, who had been looking out the window, turned his head to face her, a grin winding across his face. "Did you just call me 'Hot Guy'?"
Natasha was appalled. "What? No! Why would I ever address you as Hot Guy?"
Clint's grin only grew larger. "'Cause you love me."
"What? That's ridiculous, I –"
"Tasha called me Hot Guy!" Clint interrupted, jumping to his feet. He ran out of the room like a little kid, screaming, "Tasha called me Hot Guy!" over and over. Natasha had no choice but to follow him, since there was no way she was going to let this spread.
However, Clint's legs decided to carry him to the group of Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Thor, lounging in front of one of Tony's massive TVs. Natasha groaned, knowing that this would not end well.
"Tasha called me Hot Guy!" Clint shouted as he entered the presence of the others.
"No, I didn't!" Natasha protested. "It was a misunderstanding."
Tony raised his eyebrow and looked at Clint. Clint said simply, "She called me Hot Guy."
"Don't believe him!" Natasha said, now angry at Tony. "He's lying! He's exaggerating!"
"Now, why would Legolas lie about something like this?" Tony asked, a huge grin on his face. He stood up and faced his fellow men, throwing an arm around Clint's shoulder. "Natasha has noticed that Clint is a hot guy. I think that says something about the inner thoughts of Natasha, does it not?" He looked at Natasha, giving her a wink.
Natasha was fuming. How dare he turn it around like this! It took all her willpower not to snap his neck. "Stark. It was a misunderstanding."
"Hmm, not so sure. I think you love him," he said, giving her puppy eyes and using a sappy, school-kid voice. He faced the other Avengers. "All who think Natasha loves Legolas?"
The hand of Steve, Bruce, Thor, and Clint went up.
Natasha scowled. "I do not love Clint."
She stormed out of the room. Clint's voice followed her.
"You still called me Hot Guy!"