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Wilson exhaled out through his nose. House was on one again. As per usual house was being a pain in Wilson's neck.

"admit it I know you like the back of my hand"jibbed house. It took all of Wilson's will power not to punch house square in the nose.

"OUT HOUSE!"yelled Wilson. House smirked in achievement. He knew he had won. Once again.

"HOUSE OUT MY OFFICE"said Wilson raising his voice a little bit more but his tone slightly more calm. As House stepped out of Wilson's office. As he left Wilson called out to him.

"you don't know me as well as you think you do"he said. House shot him a smirk.

"oh really"he jibbed again but Wilson's just closed the door literally on his face.

~o0o~

"so wombat..."started House. Chase mentally switched off, he could not listen to another one of House's rants where he slag of chase and broke him down to bite size pieces. The only thing that gave him solace was the fact that, even though house wont admit it he was still a huge puzzle to him.

"Skippy are you listening to me?"asked House. Chase snapped out of his day dream to see house glaring down at him.

"what?"he asked dumbly. House rolled his eyes and hit chase on the back of his head with the tip of his cane. Chase winced, once again house had used quiet a bit of force behind the blow of the cane.

It was then there was a light tap at the door. Wilson entered, his face still angry at House.

" I need to borrow chase"said Wilson.

"why do you want the wombat? Can't you see I am busy with him?"asked House.

"busy you spent the last half an hour being a pain in my ass"burst Chase.

"did you suddenly grow a back bone?"asked house. Chase just got up.

" where we going Wilson?"asked chase and house face grew red.

" I just need to speak to you in my office"explained Wilson.

"Skippy you go with him you are volunteering to do my months worth a clinic duty"called House. Chase didn't even look back at him as he followed Wilson into his always perfectly clean office.

.o0o.

"I could kiss you"said chase.

"that's what i want to talk about"said wilson.

"kissing you?"asked Chase puzzled.

"no well yes...NO!"said wilson confusing him self

"in english please"said chase.

"there is a bet that the nurses started on homosexuality upon the doctors"said wilson. "me and house are at the top and to mess with his head we could pretend to"he said. chase took a minute to process this.

"okay messing with house's head"said chase

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