I do not own Gainax or any of the characters in this story. So don't sue me.

( Just to tell the readers if you are a fan of the Boston Red Sox then you will not fully enjoy this fic but if you are a Yankees fan then rock on! On with the story)

Asuka slowly stirred. She got out of her bed and went to take a shower. The smell of breakfast filled the apartment.

Asuka: Hmmm I guess baka is up already.

As she thought about Shinji as she was getting into the shower images of him in the shower invaded her mind. Asuka blushed and quickly discarded the thoughts.

Asuka: What am I thinking I don't want or need that idiotic pervert!

A little voice in her head told her wrong. She washed her body then got out of the shower. Shinji finished cooking the breakfast he was making.

Shinji: Asuka, Misato breakfast is ready!

Misato opened the door to her room and came out with a tank top and denim short-shorts.

Misato: Thanks Shin-chan.

Shinji: It's no problem.

Shinji blushed at the sight of Misato's lack of clothing. Asuka walked into the kitchen.

Asuka: Shinji you pervert, stop staring at Misato like that.

Shinji: It. It's not like that

Asuka: Don't you have any morals. She's our guardian. Even if she is a lazy slob.

Misato smiled at her.

Shinji: How'd you know I was looking at her Asuka? Or were you staring at me too?

Asuka blushed then left to go to school angrily.

Shinji: What's up with her?

Misato: Asuka just needs to sort out her feelings.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------- I'm finally done with the first chapter but there are many more to come (hopefully) If you want to say how much you hate the Yankees well screw you the title of this story will make sense in the next chapter. The next chapter will probably be done by tomorrow so that's aboot it.