Dear Fan Fiction,

Despite what you may think, I am not 'emo'.

I am the master of illusion. I could make you see magical happy unicorns (which, admittedly, probably exist in one of these damn Disney worlds), but I do not have emotions. I do not have the Heart needed for it to 'break', therefore making me 'emo'.

Signed, the master of illusion, Zexion.