IronTaser
Warning: smut in a few chapters, for mature readers
A/N: I don't care who you ship, just no bad reviews, ok
It had been a few weeks since their first encounter in New York and Tony was in New Mexico to meet with Dr Selvig
"Hello again Miss Lewis"
"Hi Mr. Stark, what are you doing here" she smiled
"I'm her to meet with Erik Selvig; he said to come here to Dr Foster's lab... I guess I am two days early though" He laughed
She laughs also "yeah I think so but Jane's here if you want to talk to someone super-science smart" she smiled
"I think I would rather cut out science for a while, up to much?" He smiled
"No, I just finished my work for the day so I've got nothing to do" she smiled
"Maybe we can just chill here for a bit?" He smiled "Play a game or something?"
"That would be cool, how good are you at Mario kart" she grinned
"On a scale from bad to good? I'm fucking awesome!" He laughed picking up a wii remote off the sofa "I am always Bowser, it's been a few years though"
She also laughs "we will see how good you are after you eat my dust"
-The game starts playing- "so are we doing the time challenge or a normal race?"
"A normal race honey, Tell ya what, let's bet... I put down $20, brave enough to match it?" He grinned flirtatiously
"Ok, let's get this started" she grins
Tony selected his character and the race begun "You're going down!" Halfway through he ran and stood in front of her, obstructing her view
"Come on Tony no fair" she said "get outa the way" she smiled pulling out her taser "hello Mr. Taser, why don't we play a game called shock Tony" she grinned
He turned quickly and lost the race in that distraction "No!" He frowned teasingly
She laughs "told ya you'd eat my dust Tony" she teased "now pay up" she grinned
"You want the money? Come get it" He said putting the money down his pants and grinning
"Mr. Taser isn't afraid" she grins
"He can't be afraid because apparently you are..." He teased "Scared Darcy?"
"Nope" pulls out taser "I'm gonna give you one chance Tony"
Hands over the money and puts his hands up "I surrender" He said laughing
She laughs too putting away her taser "the queen of tasers ALWAYS wins" she grins
"So are you hungry, I think we have some leftover chilli left"
"Maybe I let you win... I like chilli" He smiled "Sounds nice"
"Of course you did, I'll go microwave it" she smiled and walked towards the fridge
He followed behind her and sat atop the kitchen counter "So, how do you feel about this whole thing about other worlds?"
"I was a little freaked out at first, ya know what with the destroyer levelling the town, but I kinda adapted to it" she smiled putting some chilli in the microwave "what about you, how'd you react"
"I thought it was incredible, to know that their are these other worlds we weren't aware of and these god like men... Mind blowing" He smiled
"Yeah, it is, I wonder what Asgard looks like" she said leaning against the opposite counter
"Well Thor makes it sound like heaven, giant palace like buildings everywhere and that's incredible" He looked at her "Tell me something about you I don't know"
"Sounds cool, hmmm, I'm terrified of stone statues, what about you" she grins
"I have a fear of porcelain dolls... They creep the shit outa me" He said and shuddered
"They are kinda creepy" BEEP takes the chilli out of the microwave, separates it onto two plates and grabs some cutlery "here ya go Tony" she smiles
"Thank ya kindly gorgeous" He said smiling, taking the plate and cutlery
Blushes "enjoy"
"Will do" He winked and tucked into the delicious food "This is good chilli"
Blushes again "thanks, I made it, one of the few times I don't have to force Jane to eat is when I make chilli"
"You DON'T have to force her? That is proof its good chilli" He grinned
She grins back "yeah, thanks" she laughs
"How about you're dating life?" He says with a wink "Surely you're beating guys off, a face as pretty as yours"
Blushes "most guys don't go for a girl who can use a taser... at least not any I've met" blushes deeper
"I find a tough girl sexy, you in particular" He said flirting playfully
Blushes "oh as if" she grins
"I am serious, you're hot! I would..." Forgetting he was talking sexually about her too her
Darcy's Face was completely red, looking at her shoes
"Sorry, am I embarrassing you?" He grinned
"Yeah, a little" she grins back at him
"Want me to stop" He winked "I am known for misbehaving a lot"
Blushes again "yeah, I'm not used to guys calling me hot, I've herd about that on the news, who hasn't"
"I guess you've seen the nude videos on youtube?" He laughed "Well you are hot Darcy, there's no denying it"
"My friends forced me" she blushes "thanks Tony"
"Well maybe we can grab dinner sometime, follow that with a movie" He smiled
"That would be cool Tony" she smiles
gets phone out "hey Erik just texted me, said his plane was delayed"
"Well then we got some time" He smiled "Got any alcohol around here?" He grinned
"Possibly, I think Jane hid the last of it after last time, never mix vodka and whisky... EVER, but I know all of Jane's hiding places, just give me a minute"
"Alrighty" Tony moved to the sofa to get more comfortable while Darcy grabbed some alcohol
She walks into Jane's bedroom and looks under her bed "is that it" she says "one bottle of vodka"
He lays down slightly hearing her mumble
Darcy walks back into the living room holding a small bottle of vodka "sorry only one I could find" she raises her eyebrow "comfy" she smiles, grabbing two glasses from the kitchen
"Vodka is cool and yes imp very comfy, join me?" He grinned "I am a fun drunk and a little overly flirtatious" He said with a little wink
Blushes " I'm fine in the armchair, sorry to disappoint" she teased
she sets the bottle and cups on the Coffey table and starts to fill them up
"Alright, your choice" He laughed and took a glass "Am I being too forward with my flirting?" He asked taking a sip of vodka
"A little" also takes a glass
"Sorry, subtlety isn't my strong point... I'll stop" He said smiling
"It's alright, so what's it like being an avenger"
"Um it's alright, gets dangerous sometimes... I almost died" He shuddered, having a flashback
"Wow, I'm sorry about that, I shouldn't have asked" she said
"Its ok, I will have had a flashback at some point even if you hadn't asked... They are a common problem" He sighs "I was cocky before that, thought I was invincible and was soon put in my place by death..."
"Wow, that's deep"
"Life is a precious gift, you're still young and should enjoy it but carefully, death doesn't care for age, gender or race, he'll take life without a thought"
Darcy looks at the floor "I guess I never thought of death that way before"
She notices her drink is empty, "refill" she says
"The mood has gotten heavy, I think another drink is a good idea" He laughed, trying to lighten the mood
She also laughs and refills the drinks
"Well, I feel we should seize every opportunity" He smiled "Like having a drink with a hot girl ya like..."
"Oh and who would that be Tony" she grins
"Me..." He said teasingly and burst out laughing "I'm kidding, i'm looking at her"
She laughs then blushes "who the TV " she teased
"Maaaaybe" He winked, feeling the affects of the alcohol "You know, there's room here on the sofa"
"I know" also feeling the effects "it does look comfy" she said also feeling the effects of the alcohol
He patted the spot next to him "Join me..." He smiled
She shrugs "ok" she gets up and sits next to him putting down her empty second cup of vodka
He finishes his second cup "This is good, Jane has taste" He laughed looking at her
Darcy also laughs "yeah, that's why I make her buy the alcohol and I buy the food"
"Do you buy anything other than chilli?" He said chuckling "Not that it isn't nice"
She grins "I do, I like to make taco's, spaghetti, roast dinners, lots of stuff, what about you Tony"
"I am a carnivore, anything meaty for me" He laughed "Do you like meaty things?" He winked and jokingly teased her
She blushes "Maaaaybe" she joked back
"Bad girl, is this a naughtier Darcy?"
She grins "possibly"
"She seems fun" He winked and stretched
"She's ok" she smiled
"Well I'd like to meet her someday" He grinned
She also grins "maybe she'd like to meet you"
He looked at her and stretched his arm over the back of the sofa, behind her
She smiles at him
He leaned close and gently kissed her on the lips
She blushes and starts to gently kiss him back
Tony places his hand on her waist as the kiss deepens
Darcy breaks the kiss after a few more seconds looking flustered
"You ok?" He asks catching his breath "Anything wrong"
"n-no" she said "just needed to catch my breath"
"Got ya" He said with a chuckle, stroking her thigh
She blushes and bites her lip
"Am I making you uncomfortable?" He grinned
"Maybe a little, but not too much" she smiles
"You wanna stop? Or are you alright to go on?" He asked
"I...I'm not sure" she blushed
"Well its down to you Darcy" He smiled reassuringly
She smiles back "umm, I don't mind kissing, it's just the other stuff I'm not sure on" she said, blushing
"Have you ever... You know?" He smiled and stroked her arm
She blushes from the thought "once but..." she looks at the floor
"What happened?" He asked, concerned
"I was in high school, my last year, the guy I had been crushing on started to notice me, and we ended up dating. The month after graduation we, ya know, then I started seeing him less and less, so after a while I went round his house, used his spare key to get in and overheard him talking to his friends" she says, taking a large breath "he was collecting a bet on how many girls he could have sex with for the month after graduation" she took another large breath at the end, trying to hold back tears
Tony gave her a hug "You have trust issues and I get that" He said hugging her and patting her back
"Thanks Tony" she hugs him back, leaning her head on his shoulder, letting a tear escape
"What that guy did was terrible, he lost out on a great girl" He reassured her and wiped her tear away
She smiles "thanks again Tony"
"No worries Darcy" He smiled and kissed her forehead "It's getting late"
"Yeah, it is" she said, pouting
"If you want, I can just stay here on the sofa" He smiled
"Are you sure, I could always take the sofa" she said
"No, that wouldn't be right of me Darcy" He smiled
"Ok, goodnight Tony" she said pressing a kiss to his cheek and putting the empty bottle of vodka in the bin
Tony stretched out on the sofa and eventually drifted into sleep
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