"Wow, Ulfric, you're so strong."
"Yes, I know."
"I bet you could do anything, to anyone."
"I could, but I'm busy."
"What are you doing, Jarl?"
"Playing Skyrim."
"Oh, what's it about?"
"Dragons."
"That sounds sexy."
"I am."
"What are you doing now?"
"Joining the Stormcloaks."
"Oh, is it fun? Hey, who's that man? He's sexy."
"Me."
"Hehehehe! You make me tingle!"
"Okay."
"So… what are you doing later?"
"Killing Imperials. I just got the Unrelenting Force Shout, so I can use it on myself."
"Do you wanna… well, you know, hehehe!"
"I'm busy."
"And sexy. What are you playing now?"
"Modern Warefare."
"That's hot."
"I know I am."
"Would you say something sexy for me?"
"Legends don't burn down villages."
"Oh, please, you're embarrassing me!"
"Galmer, go away please."
"… fine."