Chad - What the hell is that?
Sonny - Wha...oh my god!
Chad: Sonny I thought u said you and grady had only kissed once
Sonny: We have, it's just that…
Sonny: It's just that - Oh, hi Grady!
Grady: Hey Sonny, I see you did get that naked tattoo of me on your left ass cheek. Excellent! Do you want to know where I got yours?
Chad: Nooooooo!
Sonny: Not right now
- Marshall walks in -
Pres snow: But I do...
All: Marshall!
Grady: Why did you just say your own name?
Marshall: Because... Your face!
Marshall: anyway Sonny I got a tattoo of your sister zora because I know you will wanna claw that off my body right away.
Chad - But...but you promised you would get a tattoo of ME not her stupid sister!
Sonny - Chad!
Grady - Anyone for a Martini? I make a mean Martini
Sonny: Hell yes im gonna need to be drunk to do what im about to do
Chad: What are you about to do
Marshall: Yes what are u about to do?
Sonny: Well-
Grady: Seriously guys, my Martini's are orgasmic.
Sonny: -Then I'm gonna put it right here-
Zora: I slippers.
Sonny: -Then it'll be like 'Waaaahahahahtutututututuuuuuu... pop! Then-
Marshall: WHA!
Sonny: -Then my cat will do this thing I taught it-
Chad: I want a martini
Sonny: The you'll be like 'Oh Sonny!' How's that!
Zora: Sonny! What the hell are talking about!
Sonny: Zora? When did you get here? Seriously did anyone see her come in?
Grady: ok I have made the martinis everyone! now if you will excuse me I am going to take mine and cozy up to that guy over there...whats his name again
Marshall: Hes hot Thresh
Grady: HES GOT WHAT!
Marshall: he is HOT THRESH
Grady: oh god then I thought you said something else
Nico: *burp* Let's party... ummm... Cat-face!
Sonny: It's Sonny, actually.
Nico: Hahahahaha! What? Sorry, I just remembered this joke I heard earlier.
Sonny: What Joke?
Nico: Well I was talking to zora and she mentioned how u looked like a cat,, geddit cat face.
Grady: I think she looks more like a frog don't u think?
Nico: no no no she looks like one of those what do you call it? oh yer pineapples
hahah pineapple face
-says drunkenly-
Zora: why is Marshall making out with a Llama?
Chad: Because I told him the llama was Elijah wood.
Grady: And why on earth would he want to make out with that hobbit, I mean he's like 50 I think..
Marshall: A llama? But you felt so good.
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha.
Marshall: What was that? Kill the others? But why?
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha.
Marshall: I see. -shifty eyes-
-enter finnick-
Finnick: I'm like a mermaid, but a man. I'm a mer-man!
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha.
Finnick: Elijah Wood?
Nico: And they say Annie is the crazy one.
Sonny- Finnick! You beautiful hunk of halfish half man!
Grady- You know he is really hot but when compared to that Llama! whoa i think my heart skipped a beat
Marshall- Grady. Back. The. F**k. away. From. My. Llama.
Chad- Ok lets calm down here and let Elij... I mean the Llama decide who he wants
-Llama walks over to Samwise Gamgee-
Sonny - seriously people who keeps letting these randoms in!
Samwise: I love you, Mr. Frodo!
Llama: Mmmrrrahhaha!
-Llama + Samwise = major making out-
Sonny: Oh dear Jesus! Come here Finnick; shield me with your hot biceps!
Marshall: You said we'd be together forever, Elijah! FOREVER!
Grady: Bitch! Elijah is mine!
Chad: Umm... it's a llama.
Grady: Shut Up! You don't know anything about it! You goddamn tapestry!
-Gasp-
Chad: What did you say?
Gollum: What did you - oh! We see how it is.
Luke Skywalker: i need to see darth Frodo
Sonny: it's the llama
Luke... well ill have you then
Grady: Oh know if I can't have Elijah I will have Sonny
Sonny: No I don't want any of you! The only man I ever loved is making out with marshall!
-Enter Cameron Diaz-
Sonny: I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CLOSE THE F**KING DOOR SOME TERRORIST WILL COME AND KILL US ALL!
Cameron Diaz – Coincidently I am hear for that very reason
*says in southern accent*
Chad: Wait, wait aren't you that chick in that really bad movie about a box?
All: OH YER! That really was bad
Cameron Diaz: How dare you insult my work!
Gollum: What did you say?
Cameron Diaz: I said how you dare insult my work, now prepare to die! Because I can and I want you to!
Llama: Mmmrememeememem
Cameron Diaz: THE BOX!
-Whole place explodes killing everyone-