Coinsidence, or not?
- At ze dinner table -
Ritsu: Sonia, why aren't you joining in the conversation?
Sonia: ... *contunues eating*
Sonic: Yeah why?
Sonia: I just don't want to speak.
Manic: Come on it's not fun without you!
Sonia: I'm not really hungry *leaves*
Ritsu: FINE, BE THAT WAY! *throws spoon after her* What's with her, anyway?
Manic: She's been like this for a week now.
Sonic: Only when you're around though, Manic. Otherwise she's fine.
Ritsu: Yeah, I wonder what is her problem?
Manic: I haven't even done anything. I might go speak to her *About to leave, but Sonic stops him*
Sonic: I don't think you should.
Manic: Ok *sits back down*
Ritsu: Maybe she's in love with you?
Manic: What the hell? We're siblings Ritsu, that's incest! *blushes*
Ritsu: Then why are you blushing?
Manic: No reason... .-.
Sonic: This is awkward xD
Manic: I AIN'T IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER!
Ritsu: Are you sure? There's always a reason to blush.
Manic: *blushes more* I'm going. *leaves*
Sonic: I'm like really scared right now. xD
Ritsu: Why?
Sonic: I don't want my brother and sister to go out with each other because that's incest and incest is freaky!
Ritsu: Haven't you seen what people do to poor Rin and Len?
Sonic: The Kagamines? Yeah, I have :P It's terror and I don't want my siblings to go though the same thing. But then again, if they are in love, which I'm hoping their not, then I guess I can't do anything about it... love is love.
Ritsu: Hey, I'm on your side.
Sonic: That doesn't make any sence in this situation.
Ritsu: I mean I agree with you...
Sonic: Now that makes sence.
Sonia: *walking in* Sorry for walking out then.
Ritsu: Can I just have my spoon back?
Sonia: I don't even know where your spoon IS.
Ritsu: I threw it at you when you left.
Sonia: Your spoon is right there *points to ritsu's plate where there is a spoon*
Ritsu: THAT MAKES NO SENSE I JUST THREW IT D:
Sonia: Oh well.
Sonic: Why did you even leave earlier?
Ritsu: Do you LOVE love Manic?
Sonia: *blushes* What, no! That's incest!
Ritsu: What's incest, anyway?
Sonia: This socially unaccepted thing where 2 people, related to one another, are in love.
Ritsu: Oh, so you mean like you and Manic?
Sonia: *blushes* What did I just say to your question on whether I loved him?
Ritsu: *Takes deep breath* Weel, you keep blushing I I think you love manic but not in a family love and you keep saying it's incest but everytime I say his name you blush so there.
Sonia: I'm just going to go again. *leaves*
Ritsu: She so loves him. xD
Manic & Sonia: *in background* We heard that!
Ritsu: *blows kisses in their direction* YOU WERE MEANT TO!
Sonia: hmph. Just leave us alone.
*Manic walks into her room*
Sonia: *blushes* What do you want?
Manic: That isn't true, is it?
Sonia: You'd probably hate me if I told you the truth.
Manic: I won't! Promise!
Sonia: *takes deep breath* Ok then, yes, it's true... .-.
Manic: What? *blushes*
Ritsu: *Outside* I BLOODY KNEW IT!
Sonia: I'm sorry...
Manic: Uh... if I confessed something to you, would take make you feel better?
Sonia: It depends.
Manic: Well, I actually love you too *blushes*
Sonia: What?
Manic: Uh huh. :)
Sonia: *smiles*
Ritsu: *hits the floor which causes a very loud noice* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA INCEST BUUT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS HAHAHAHAHA
Sonia: *opening the door* Have you been listening to our convosation, Ritsu?
Ritsu: You know it!
Sonia: Grr! *slams door shut* Ritsu that idiot!
Manic: What did he do?
Sonia: He was listening to us!
Manic: *blushes* Oh...
Ritsu: AND IF I'M SUCH AN IDIOT THEN I AM GONNA TELL SONIC NOW! *runs*
Sonia: This isn't going to be good.
- With Ritsu and Sonic -
Sonic: What do you want Ritsu?
Ritsu: IT'S MANIC AND SONIA! THEY LOVE EACHOTHER I HEARD THEM CONFESS! THEN SONIA SLAMMED THE DOOR ON MY HAND, AND IT HURT!
Sonic: Yeah yeah I'm sure you're lying, at least I hope so!
Manic: *running in and blushing* It's not true trust me!
Ritsu: Oh please, I heard everything.
Manic: You didn't hear nothing! Alright? *runs back to Sonia*
Ritsu: He's in DENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAL.
Sonic: Don't pick on my brother and sister, alright? ._.
Ritsu: But I'm not! I'm telling the truth this time!
- With Sonia and Manic -
Sonia: I can't believe Ritsu heard us! It was meant to be a secret!
Manic: I'm fed up with Ritsu. And Sonic.
Sonia: Me too.
Manic: Maybe we could leave?
Sonia: We don't have a job and hardly any money!
Manic: You know how we know Japanese, are great at music and how we can turn into humans?
Sonia: So you're saying...
Manic: We should try and become Japanese Superstars! Right, how much money do we have in total?
Sonia: *counting money* I'd say we'd have about 2 Thousand yen. (£20, $20)
Manic: Will that be enough?
Sonia: I'm guessing so.
Manic: Right, shall we start to prepare then?
- With Ritsu and Sonic -
Ritsu: wonder what all that noise is about? *goes upstairs and sees Manic getting out his and Sonia's suitcases* You aren't thinking of leaving, are you?
Manic: Just stay outta our lives, ok? Go see Sonic seeing as you love to tell him about mine and Sonia's private buisness.
Ritsu: Okay, you are NOT my mother. Stop bossing me around, I can do whatever I want okay?
Manic: ... *goes into Sonia's room and gives her her suitcases (2) than goes into his room with his*
Ritsu: I knew it! You guys are leaving!
*Silence*
- Later -
Sonic: Why aren't Sonia and Manic down here? This is their favorite TV show! They never miss an episode!
Ritsu: They left.
Sonic: *mouth full of chill dogs* You gotta be kidding me?
Ritsu: No, I watched Manic pack their suitcases and they left!
Sonic: *spits out chilli dogs* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
Ritsu: Sonia told me that if I told you she'd beat me up! :(
Sonic: Well, they should come back soon, anyway.
- 5 Years later -
Narrator: Sonia and Manic were able to become famous worldwide idols.
*poster flies in though window LIKE A BOSS*
Sonic: What's this?
Ritsu: IT'S A FLYER FOR 2 MY 2 IDOLS! Can we go, PLEASE?
Sonic: I suppose. How much is it?
Ritsu: 1000 Japanese yen, or £/$10!
Sonic: Ok, I'll get us some tickets.
- At the concert -
Sonic: They remind me of Sonia and Manic for some reason.
Ritsu: That's actually their names, but I don't see it.
Sonic: It's their medallions!
Ritsu: What's a medallion?
Sonic: It's like what I'm wearing round my neck. Don't you remember that Sonia had one that was a piano and Manic had one that was a drum set?
Ritsu: No.
Sonic: Well they did. ._. And they look just like the ones that the preformers are wearing!
Ritsu: I'm confused...
Sonic: Good thing I got these! *hands ritsu a backstage pass*
Ritsu: *screams so loudly he causes a distraction*
Sonic: *facepalm* You want to be thrown out by security?
Ritsu: *starts to cry* No!
Sonic: Then calm down, ok?
- Later, yo -
Narrator: Sonic and Ritsu were waiting in line to see Sonia and Manic. They were at the back of the line, but they took this as an avantage.
Sonic: I can actually be bothered to wait.
Ritsu: I CANNT!
Narrator: The line goes down rather quickly. Sonia soon sees that Sonic's at the back.
Sonia: *to manic* Hide our medallions! *takes of her medallion and throws it to him*
Narrator: Sonic and Ritsu finally get to see Sonia and Manic, after 2 hours of waiting.
Ritsu: OHMYGOD SONIA AND MANIC I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Sonia: We get that a lot.
Sonic: Hey, didn't you guys have medallions on in the preformance? Like mine? *points*
Sonia: We take them off backstage.
Manic: *thinking* CRAP! He noticed them .-.
Sonic: What the hell? Mine's glowing?
Sonia: Manic, go check our medallions!
Manic: Why?
Sonia: Because... you know .-.
Manic: *runs off*
Sonia: So umm how are you?
Ritsu: SONIC THINKS YOU AND MANIC ARE LIKE HIS BROTHER AND SISTER OF THE SAME NAME xD
Sonia: Weird... .-. Me and Manic are twins but apart from that we have no other siblings as far as I know of (lie lie lie lie lie)
Manic: Sonia!
Sonia: What?
Manic: They're glowing!
Sonia: Keep your voice down we don't want to let him know that... you know what...
Manic: Oh.
Ritsu: You know what?
Sonia: You don't get it do you? Don't you reconise us?
Ritsu: What kind of a question is that? Of course I reconise you, you're famous!
Sonia: Manic get our medallions.
Manic: What! Why?
Sonia: We're going to show them.
Manic: Uh huh! *runs off again*
Sonia: Sonic...
Sonic: You know my name?
Sonia: Don't you reconise us at all?
Sonic: Nope .-.
Manic: *comes back with medallions and sonia and manic put them on*
Sonic: Hey, your medallions are glowing too!
*Sonia and Manic touch their medallions to turn them back into hedgehogs*
Sonia: Do you reconise us now?
Sonic: My word! *hugs them*
Ritsu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *tries running away but falls*
Sonic: *turns to Ritsu and points* I BLOODY KNEW IT!
Sonia: Is that like becoming a regular saying now?
Manic: Dunno.
Sonic: Why did you even leave?
Sonia: Incest.
Sonic: Oh yeah .-.
Ritsu: Are you two still in love? D:
Sonia: Yeah... xD and we're also married.
Sonic: HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK OUT?
Manic: Dunno, Emma made us Husband and Wife.
Sonic: Don't tell me you guys have a child too... .-.
Sonia: We're trying xD
Ritsu: How?
Sonic: So... are you coming back to Metrotropolis?
Sonia & Manic: *look at each other* We guess...
Ritsu: What would happen if you did have a child?
Sonia: It would probably be like our sibling or something lol.
Ritsu: I'm CONFUSED! You people confuse me!
- End -
Narrator: In the end, Sonia and Manic somehow do have a child, whos name is Mania and she is their sister, and Sonia's and Manic's daughter, which makes no sence to me.
Ritsu: OR MEH!
The end.