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I've had this idea for over a year so I finally decided to write up , anyway enjoy =)
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor who or any of the characters
It was a normal day in the Tardis well as normal as it could possibly be, the Doctor decided that after running from a hoard of Eskoni after a simple misunderstanding including a fez and toothpaste it was time for a break.
"How many times have you promised a relaxing break" Amy Pond asks leaning against the console seriously doubting that the holiday will turn out well.
The Doctor seeing that Amy is leaning against a very dangerous piece of equipment rushes over "Don't lean against the yellow dongle thing"
He says waving his hands to emphasis the point while pushing Amy away "It could shatter the whole universe" he shouts and as an afterthought "and cover most of it in candy floss"
"Candy floss?" Rory asks perplexed
"Helped John C. Wharton make the first candy floss machine for the world fair in 1904" he says proudly but then looks guilty immediately after "made it a bit too large though" he says biting his lip.
"So is this going to be a proper holiday" Amy asks again
"Yes of course" The Doctor defensively
"You have promised many holidays which haven't turned out the way we wanted" Rory points out seriously doubting the result of the "relaxing holiday"
"How many of them have been a success?" He says confidently straitening his bow tie
"Half" Amy says pointedly
"Less than that I would say a quarter maybe an eighth" Rory pipes in
"Fine , I admit it they don't always turn out well" The Doctor admits regretfully " but it will be different this time" he adds excitedly running back to the console to send them on their holiday.
"That's what you said last time" Rory grumbles but it is ignored by both Amy and the Doctor
"So where are we going" Amy asks excitedly "an ancient tropical rainforest where they have the best sorbets ever" she guesses from one of the many suggestions he gave her on their travels
"No" The Doctor says smiling smugly
"A volcano were the lava hardens in crystalline sugar" she guesses again becoming more curious
"Nope" he says drawing out the tension.
"So where are we going" Rory pipes in bored of the guessing game
"Earth" The Doctor says proudly
"Earth" both of them says in disbelief
Pulling up a spade and bucket "We're going to the seaside" he says excitedly
"Doctor, we have all off time and space and we are going to the seaside" Amy questions the Doctor's theory
"Not just any seaside, the British seaside" he adds becoming more excited nodding his head up and down like a maniac.
"Let me rephrase this we have all off time and space and we're going to the British seaside, not some interesting seaside in another galaxy and not even a tropical sandy beach on earth we're going to a cold rainy seaside " Rory says with disbelief
"Yep" the Doctor says the smile not off his face "and the best way to hide is in plain sight" he adds with a mischievous look in his eye.
"So we're still running then" Amy confirms
"No, now we're hiding" he corrects "and don't give me that look" he defensively says to Rory who is rolling his eyes "I wasn't the one who brought the toothpaste"
"I was half way through brushing my teeth" Rory defends "and how would I know they would think it was a godly weapon"
"The shape" The doctor shouts his hand movements becoming more eccentric "it looks like the all mighty weapon from the Eskoni guide mythology" this makes Amy raise her eye brows
"Eskoni guide to mythology"
"Yes, didn't they teach you anything at school" The Doctor says disapprovingly.
Suddenly the Tardis jerks to a stop throwing them off balance
"That was quicker than I expected" The Doctor says checking his watch " anyway , let's go to the seaside" walking to the door of the blue box he adds " I hope we haven't landed on Black pool tower that would be tricky"
Flinging the door open he stopped straight in his tracks by a gun
" Oh dear , this is more tricky than I thought"
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