Story 1: The Blimp
Moose: These are the untold stories of stuff…
Raven: Battle City, Duelists Kingdom, to sum it all up, Yu-gi-oh, you imbecile.
Moose: I'm no imbecile. I'm a Moose!
Raven: -__- *sigh* Let's just start this thing.
Moose: Disclaimer. Why do we need this stupid thing anyway!?
Raven: Because we just do!
Moose: I'm not doing this! It's stupid! It's pointless! Get somebody else to do this!
Raven: *drags Joey in* How about him?
Moose: Wheeler will do nicely…. *rubs hands greedily* *evil laugh*
Joey: Uh….
Raven: *hands Joey cue cards* Just start this you imbecile.
Joey: Oh right…. Moose and Raven does own Yu-gi-oh…. WAIT! This is so stupid! Why am I doing this!? Well you don't own Yu-gi-oh! You don't own me! So bye! *leaves*
Raven: Well at least that's done.
Cast: YOU WORKED ON THAT FOR A WEEK!? *all falls over in animated style*
Moose and Raven: Ha, ha. Let's just start this….
And now it actually starts!
"Are you sure we really need to find this ring?" Asked Duke.
Tristan replied, "Well you know Yugi. If we don't try, we're all going to hell-, I mean the shadow realm."
"So what sort of ring is this?" Duke asked. "An earring?" He asked as he fingered his dice earring. "A wedding ring? A nose ring? A ring around the Rosie?"
"You moron! Bakura's Millennium Ring!" Tristan cut in.
"Oh….that ring." Duke concluded.
"…."
"So where do we look?" Duke questioned as he stood at the edge of the blimp, scanning the view. "Down there? Up there? Where?"
"Down there!" Tristan said.
Duke leaned over…AND FELL OVER THE SIDE OF THE BLIMP!
"Not again!" Duke whined as he held onto the side of the blimp.
Tristan ran over. "You mean this has happened to you before!?"
"More times than I would like to admit, I'm afraid." Duke said. "Stop standing there like an imbecile and help me up!"
"But…. If you fall over and die…. Serenity will belong to me!!!!" Tristan cackled. "Fufufufufufufufufufu!" He laughed so hard; he lost his balance and fell over the side of the blimp. His weight knocked Duke's hold on the blimp and he ended up being the one holding onto the side of the blimp as Duke hung onto him on his pants.
(Moose: Ha, ha, ha! You said pants!)
"You really need to work you your evil laugh you know." Duke commented. "Now we're both stuck down here…. Hey look! I can see my game shop from here!" With this, Duke started swaying, and at the same time….
"Duke! You're pulling down my pants!" Tristan yelled as he scrambled to pull his pants up with his free hand.
Tristan's pants fell off, but Duke, at least having some brains (Raven: Brains!? Since when!?), grabbed onto Tristan's ankles.
"My wallet was in there!" Tristan cried as he watched his pair of beloved pants fall into the city below.
"Are those Barney patterns on your boxers!?" Duke demanded.
Tristan grumbled.
"With any luck, maybe a hobo (Dude-man, this is for you.) will find them." Duke said.
Tristan just grumbled more.
"Hey guys! Where are ya?" Cried Serenity.
Both lovesick teenagers looked up and tried to scramble up the side of the blimp. Keyword. Tried.
"Serenity, my darling! We're down here!" Duke cried.
"Your darling!?" Tristan cried. "I saw the girl first, so I get dibs!"
"But you can't possibly be at the side of the blimp." Serenity said as she walked towards the side of the blimp. She looked over the edge…AND LO AND BEHOLD! There they were!
Being shocked (as we were laughing), she lost her balance and tumbled over the side of the blimp, and she ended up hanging off Duke's ankles.
"Hey! I could see down Serenity's shirt!" Duke exclaimed (a little too loudly). "Oops! I must have thought out loud again."
"Hey! Not fair! How come I can't see!?" Tristan complained. "Your oversize cranium is blocking my view!"
"Ooh! Big words! Where did you get it off? The label of a cereal box!?" Duke taunted.
"Yes, Duke. Cranium Crunch cereal." Tristan said sarcastically.
"Nice view down there…." Duke murmured.
"Hey stop looking!" Serenity protested.
"I'm just staring at my game shop, it's so humble." Duke lied.
"We passed your game shop ten minutes ago." Tristan yelled.
"Shh!" Duke shushed.
"I'll let you go!" Tristan threatened.
"Oh you won't." Duke said, smartly.
"And why's that?" Tristan demanded.
"One word. Serenity." Duke smirked.
Tristan grumbled. I sure seem to be grumbling a lot lately, he thought to himself.
"Tristan, are those hearts on your boxers?" Serenity asked. "Aww, how cute."
"Actually, Serenity." Duke interrupted. "They're
Barney-patterned boxers."
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! I stopped watching that a year ago!" Serenity laughed.
Duke and Tristan just stared at her. (Duke was staring down her shirt…again.)
"Aw man, where is everybody?" Joey complained as he glanced around the top of the blimp.
"Joey! It's my big brother! We're all saved!" Serenity said in joy.
"Err, you might want to think about that," Duke said, referring to Joey's stupidity.
"Guys! If you're playing hide and seek, you're sure good at this! Considering this is a wide opened plain!" Joey yelled.
The three were about to fall over in animated style, but realized that they were hanging off the side of the blimp.
"Hey Wheeler!" Duke yelled.
"Joey, oh buddy!" Tristan yelled. "If you save me, I swear I will be your slave."
"Hmm…." Joey thought as he heard their voices. "I've been on the other end of that." Walking over to the side of the blimp-,
"HOLY MOTHER OF POTATO PEELS!" Joey yelled, nearly falling over. "Tristan! What are you doing without pants around my sister!?"
"Maybe you should consider helping us out, instead of just standing there, you moron!" Duke yelled.
"If I help you," Joey started. "You'll have to wear a dog suit for a week!"
"Bow wow!" Said Duke sarcastically.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Joey laughed. "Do it again! Do it again!" He started jumping up and down on the edge of the blimp. Whoops. Big mistake.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Joey screamed as he immediately flung his arms around Tristan.
"Aww, Joey." Tristan started as Joey glanced downwards and hugged tighter. "I didn't know that you cared." (Oh yeah! Tristan/Joey forever!)
"Cared!? I'm going to get you for hanging around without your pants in front of my sister!" Joey screamed. "That's it!" Joey let go and started slapping Tristan. He started falling. On his way down, he also slapped Duke. "Slappy, slappy!" He ended up hanging off his sister's ankles.
"Oh great…." Tristan mumbled. "Now who will get us out of there…."
"Hey guys! Where are you?" A happy Yugi pranced over to the side of the blimp. "Hey guys! What are you all doing down there?"
"Just hanging out." Duke told him. "It's a nice view down here."
"I know you're staring down my sis' shirt!" Joey screamed.
"So what if I am?" Duke asked.
"I'll let you go!" Tristan yelled.
Both Joey and Duke said at the same time, "SERENITY!"
Tristan grumbled.
"Hey Yug!" Joey yelled. "Be a buddy and help us out!"
"I think friends are great! Of course they should help each other out! Sure Joey, I'm going to come down and help you!" Yugi said happily.
"Don't come down!" Everyone yelled. "Just get help!"
"But you guys are my friends! What type of friend am I to leave you guys here!?" Yugi cried. "I'm coming down with you guys!" And with that, he started climbing down the human chain until he was hanging off Joey's leg. "See? I'm such a good friend, aren't I? I do things together with my friends!"
Everyone groaned.
"Hey look! A train! Choo! Choo!" Yugi said happily as the blimp sailed over a set of train tracks. The rest of the group rolled their eyes.
Why are we just hanging around? Yam thought as he looked around. He looked downwards, sideways and finally upwards. Guess what's up there?
He could see up Serenity's pants and shirt. 'Okay…. Why am I looking up there? And why am I still looking up there?'
"What Yami?" asked Yugi, 'Oh nothing Yugi…' Yami answered.
Tea looked around the top of the blimp. Everyone had gone to look for Bakura's Millennium Ring, and everyone seemed to have disappeared.
"I don't think they all just fell off the blimp." Tea muttered to herself. "Guys? This isn't funny!"
"I think I hear footsteps." Joey said.
"Alright!" Serenity cheered. "We're all saved…. (or were they?)"
"I think I just heard someone…." Tea murmured. "Over the side of the blimp!" Walking over, she peered downwards. "Tristan! Duke! Serenity! Joey! Yugi! What are you guys doing over the side of the blimp!?"
"Do you have to know?" Duke asked crossly. "Just get us out of here! I think my legs are starting to get numb."
"I would love to." Tea told them. "I'm not strong enough to lift all of you guys up."
"Just get help!" Cried Joey. "It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out!"
Tea leaned over and shook her fist. "Jeez! You didn't have to be so mean about it!"
Another big mistake.
She ended up falling over and hanging off Yugi's legs.
Yami looked down, and then looked up. Then down. Then up. (He did this repetitively).
"Gee, Yugi. You sure have a great taste in friends." Yami commented.
"Yeah!" Yugi cheered. "Friends are really important! I have the best friends in the world!"
"Nice body figures, too." Yami added.
"Uhh…none of them are overweigh or something, so I guess." Yugi said confused.
"Ah, forget it." Yami said. "Look a train!"
"Where!?" Yugi cried excitedly, looking around. "Choo, choo!"
"Where are all those imbeciles?" Kaiba started as he walked up the top of the blimp with his younger brother, Mokuba.
"Maybe they fell over the side of the blimp." Mokuba suggested.
"Highly unlikely, Mokuba." Kaiba said. "They must be real idiots to do that."
"Well, considering they are idiots….." Mokuba started. He started over to the edge. "Look down here!"
"Mokuba!" Kaiba said. "You'll fall over."
"But Seto! They're all down here just like I said!" Mokuba protested.
"You've got the be kidding me." Kaiba in disbelief. I live in a world full of idiots, he thought to himself.
"Seto! They're all down here! And one of them has an Egyptian God Card!" Mokuba yelled. "Should we save them?"
Kaiba walked over. "Throw your decks up and maybe I'll considering saving you." He told them coldly.
Serenity realized that she had one of Joey's extra deck and threw it up. "Here!" She cried.
Kaiba leaned over to grab the deck and-,
Fell over the side of the blimp (no surprise there). Mokuba immediately went to grab his brother, but being just a kid, he wasn't strong enough to save his brother and ended up falling with his brother.
Mokuba started looking around for a way out. He was looking up when Kaiba brushed his hair over his eyes. "Mokuba." He said in annoyed manner.
"But Seto! I cant' see!" Mokuba protested.
"That's the point." Kaiba told his brother.
"Oh joy." Tristan complained. "Now there's no one to save us…. And I think my fingers are slipping…."
"If you let go, you'll drop Serenity!" Everyone yelled.
Tristan grumbled and held on tighter.
A hairless imbecile with a while turban over his head suddenly appeared over on the top of the blimp. "Where is everyone?" Shadi asked. "I was supposed to be delivering a message. But there's no one here. Oh well. At least it was much better than the place I had to go to the last time, considering, it was the strip club."
Shadi walked around the blimp, trying to find the people he was supposed to deliver his message to. Walking over to the side of the blimp, he leaned over. "Wow! You guys sure do everything together!" He commented.
"Yeah! We're friends! Of course we do everything together! That's what friends are for." Yugi yelled.
"Oh great…." Kaiba muttered. "Now I'm included in Yugi's group of friends. And they're all imbeciles."
"Don't invest in robotic monkeys!" Shadi yelled.
"…."
"Well that was supposed to be my message." Shadi said.
Duke shouted back, "How about the message that you help us up?"
"There was a message like that?" Said a dumbfounded Shadi.
"Oh for the love of chub, help us up!" Joey yelled.
"Sure!" Shadi agreed. He leaned over. "Hey! I could see down Serenity's and Tea's shirt from up here!"
Tristan grumbled.
Mokuba and Kaiba started climbing up the chain.
Tea started to climb up the chain of monkeys…. Err people. She rubbed against Tristan on the way up. He blushed "Heh heh heh!"
Once up Tea slapped Tristan.
(AND THAT WOULD BE THE END OF THIS CHAPTER……..)
Moose: Why are you still here!? Go home! Don't you have lives?
Raven: I don't recall that I ever have a
life. Know where I could download one?
Moose: Sure. www.downloadalife.com.
(You're STILL here!!! You really have no life! Well shoo! Go home already! Be gone with you!)
(Okay… This is the real end you know…)